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Just watchin the fireworks... with my bros... riding chillwaves... 4th of Broly
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Jamming in my parents' garage
playing a cover of the hit Animal Collective song
"Fireworks"
No, not off Merriweather PostPavvy

But actually
off their brilliant album "StrawbJam"

It's a chill song
a song about
watching some fireworks with bros
popping that shit off
reflecting on what an amazing country
we live in

a country where we are free 2 vlog
a country where we are free 2 meme
a country where we are free 2 tweet
a country where we are free 2 sext
a country where we are free 2 hype buzzbands
a country where we are free 2 purchase Macbooks
a country where we are free 2 spend hours on books of faces per day
a country where we are free 2 determine what is important 2 us
whether it is personal branding
buzzbands
analysis of corporate brands
eating fast food
cumming with tons of ppl
or even just starting a family in suburbia

We are free
free 2 rave
free 2 blog
free 2 partie
free 2 buzz
free 2 download illegally leaks

It's a great country
A country full of life
connected by wires
From Middle America all the way to the most relevant cultural meccas

Watching viral videos together
side-by-side
on the same lil laptop

Free to obtain on education
so that 1 day
we may sit in our cubicle
wasting hours and hours reading blogs, killing time

These are the greatest days to be an American
before the Chinese get better at everything than we are
before tweens grow up only knowing how 2 type in text format
before our attention spans are much shorter, and we can't even appreciate today's viral hits

Taking some time on the Fourth of July
to just 'watch the fireworks'
Gonna go inside soon and eat some hot dogs that my dad made on the BBQ
(He usually never cooks, says it is a woman's job)

I am gonna marvel at fireworks
(not cuz they were invented by AZNs
but because the are simple
they are like sharable memes from before the internet existed

I might even take out my camera and try to film them/take pix of them
but when I watch the footage later
it will look lame
and u won't be able to identify with the way i felt as I watched them explode.

PS: Got a seasonal job at a fireworks stand

Business has been crazy. We have a really good spot right outside of the city limits, and we listen to an iPod dock of cool songs all day. It's annoying having to explain pricing structures to people, but it's still been alright. Just trying to save up some money to move away from suburbia. I think I'll probably stick around until after New Year's Eve, since there is a ton of fireworks money 2 be made... feeling trapped...trapped in suburbia
but at least i get a solid job for my resume...

stop by if yall wanna buy some poppy pop stuff

Which Freedom do yall <3 the most abt America?
Have Americans 'exploited' freedom & is our society 'going 2 shit'?
Are humans ever really free, or are we always trapped in suburbia?

Does n e 1 know a good alternative to 'serving turkey' on Thnxgvng?


As yall know, I am a vegan/vegetarian. I am looking for a good alternative for 'serving turkey' on Thanksgiving. I wasn't able to make it home for this Thanksgiving, but fortunately, there's a few people staying behind in our dorm. Hopefully we can come together as a community to create a memorable experience. Even though the food might not be the best in the world, maybe we should be thankful for all of the options we have to eat in America/the World.

Do u know any good alternatives to 'turkey' on Thanksgiving?

Kashi frozen pizza?

Snackwell's Devil's Food?

Hummus?

Miscellaneous biscuits + cinnamon rolls [via cans]?

7 layer Mexi Dip?

Chili's Babyback ribs?

CLIF bars?

Soft Pretzels?

Guacky?

Taking my family on an annual trip to Golden Corral 4 authentic buffet style slop dining?

Couple bags of Pirate's booty?

Peanut Butter Cup milkshake?

Chex mix sweet and salty?

Zany dorito flavors?

A bento box?

Some tubes of gogurt?

a kid-sized serving of fun?

A duck marinated in Sparks?

turkey with PBR sauce?

Yall...
what should I buy to celebrate an alternative thnxgvng?

R u having a mnstrm thnxgvng or an alt 1?