Just wanted to go to Target, pick up some groceries, snacks, maybe some lunch meat so I can save money during the week by 'bringing a sack lunch'. Feel like I have tons of solid options at target for healthy, affordable choices. Moderately-fresh produce [via bag of lettuce/spinach]. Three 12-packs of soda on-sale. Milk, juice, ice cream. New toothbrush. Deodorant. Maybe buy a DVD, relevant Top 40 rock album, and a Nintendo Wii game. Could even maybe pick up some clothes that were 'fashionable, yet affordable.'
Kinda pissed when these 'effing liberals' ruin the vibes at my local Target.
It seems like these 'goddamned hippie liberals' organized some sort of 'flash mob', which is a zany event in a normalized context that no1 is expecting, challenging people's notion of normalcy/reality, encouraging them to 'think outside the box', and analyze society's forces. Unfortunately, social networking + the opportunity to 'go viral' if well-documented has led to a 8000% increase in flash mobs over the last 5-100 years.
Just bummed that these 'liberals' ruined my Target-wave vibes. They seem like they are 'bitter' or something. Wish they'd just book a 1 way ticket to Granola-ville, Oregon and leave us alone.
I thought I was doing my best, doing a good thing by not shopping at Wal Mart, but I guess not. Not even sure where I should shop. Feel like I want a better experience than Wal Mart, but not sure if it is in my budget to shop at Whole Foods / Trader Joe's / high end organic wave grocery store. Feels like every store has been branded as 'evil' since they sell unhealthy, unnatural food at low prices, and can't really broker deals with independent farmers who don't create pricing efficiencies.
Wish the Target Manager had the go ahead to 'shoot-to-kill' if flashmobs happen in his store. Feel like if I were a Target manager, I would train my employees to go after the cameras, because without a video camera, an internet meme can't exist.
Not sure what these people are trying to do. Feel like maybe they should get more trivial hobbies, such as 'crocheting', playing XBOX360, masturbating, raising spoiled kids, or even watching NFL/NBA. Maybe they could even listen to the occasional buzzband. Wish they would just use social networking for lifestreaming trivial events in their lives', instead of networking to 'protest' in the name of 'social causes.'
Who do yall think u r? How did u turn into a group of protesting humans? Where did u read all of this propaganda?
Why r u forcing ur agenda on me?
Can't u see that I'm trapped in my life, just trying to do the best I can
riding the middle-class wave
Not rlly even by choice
So why r u harshing my vibes
Trying to make me 'socially aware'
Felt kinda bad for real people who were 'actually shopping', buying diapers, baby food, and other items that humans need to 'stay alive.'
Not sure if operating the popcorn machine at Target is even really ur 'dream career.' Feel like it is kinda harsh to 'target' the employees of a massive retail chain when ur 'going after the CEOs, etc.' Feel like maybe u should start mailing bombs to people if u really cared [via the Unabomber].
Seems kinda 'dick' for these 'liberals' to write a song, choreograph a dance, and then upload this meme to the internet.
What snack do u get when u go to the Target food bar?
Not sure if people even 'care' about their cause
or if they just want to 'go viral'
and be internet famous for 5-10 minutes
Do u think these 'liberals' should quit their whining, viral scheming, and 'great real jobs'?
I think these people were 'pissed' that Target didn't give enough money to Obama or something. Feel like they should chill. Obama got in2 office. Feel like maybe they should just believe in a value-based Lord, and trust that He shall guide reality towards the best possible societal outcomes. Wish they would just 'give up' on believing that ppl can make a difference, and just sorta just enjoy life, learning how to express themselves' via consumer decisions.
Target has some pretty chill prices, but I don't feel 'poor' shopping there. Seems to have a good brand, a logo in Helvetica [via Am Appy]. Gonna go ahead and stay brand loyal to them, since I don't want to be a 'poor' who shops at the WalMart.
Should I 'boycott' Target, or will I have to start a farm + harvest my own crops + slaughter my own meat if I continue 2 'boycott' my shopping options?
The retail company Target just gave over $150,000 to buy ads supporting a far-right Republican candidate for governor in Minnesota.
That's bad enough. But the stakes are much higher than one candidate and one company. If we don't push back hard, this will just be the tip of the iceberg. Other corporations will learn that they can pour money into elections to buy the outcome they want. So we're sending a message to Target's CEO that we won't shop there if Target continues spending money on elections.
A compiled petition with your individual comment will be presented to Target CEO Greg Steinhafel.
Should humans + companies be allowed to h8 whoever they want, and give money towards building a stronger network of hate if they have worked hard 4 their money [via the American Way]?
Wish I could just buy some Archer Farms products in peace.
Do yall like Target's Archer Farms generic brand?
Or do u prefer the GREAT VALUE brand of WalMart?
Where do u shop?
R u pissed when companies give money to political parties?
Do u 'h8 liberals'?
Do these people really need to 'lobby for gay rights' or is the whole 'gay rights thing' kinda working itself out?
What political party do u associate urself with?
Do u 'h8 republicans'?
Why do people h8 successful business so much?
Is Target trying to assassinate Obama? [via liberal conspiracy theories]
Should I throw down a flashmob at an Am Appy?
Are 'outspoken liberals' the most annoying type of ppl?
Do these people even 'have a point', or should they just 'shut up' and let middle class people chill in their lives?
Is consumerism + influencing political elections with money that u earned even rlly a bad thing?
Do u think these 'liberals' wanted some1 'more alt' than Obama to win?
From what I understand, homosexuals are second class citizens in the United States of America. When they serve in the military, it is kinda unchill because the American government doesn't want 'fuu fuu' fighters to ruin the rest of the straight troops who are 'killing machines. Not sure if I 'get' it, but as u know 'better safe than sorry.' Don't wanna lose any wars just because we have homosexuals in the military. U never know if they might 'ditch out' on fighting, hit up a gay bar, do tons of poppers, have casual sex with multiple partners, then watch re-runs of Project Runway [via stereotypes of homosexuals].
Lady Gaga went ahead and vlogged about gay right's, telling u 2 tweet/email the government, and tell them to 'change.' Not sure if she authentically cares about gays, or if they just buy a lot of her albums, so this is just some sort of complex 'advertorial.'
It seems like this was some sort of co-branded marketing experiment with Shannon Gaga, who also decided to vlog in black and white. She makes it clear that she 'is friends with gay people' and that she is a bisexual.
Shannon Gaga is so eloquent, yall. Read on her wiki that she was captain of her debate team. Feel like if u just want to go ahead and forward this post to ur local city councilman / senator / obama@president.gov, they will watch these videos and the laws will change.
Shannon makes a lot of good points. Compares gays to black ppls, hispanics, white people, other civil rights movements. Her phone goes off. Says she tried to call her senator but it didn't work. Says her parents are bigots who 'h8 fags.' Says she is 'open minded.' Says she is not using a teleprompter to speak.
U really can't say no to 2 gagas. Really glad two powerful people finally 'spoke up' on this issue. Kinda wish they'd stand up for bloggers soon.
Should gays be allowed to serve in the military?
Are 'don't ask don't tell' and 'racial profiling' both pretty chill practices that keep us safe from terrorism?
Should all gays be required to wear some sort of 'scarlet letter' or can u already kinda pick it up if u have 'strong gaydar'?
Does Lady Gaga 'care about gays' or is she just trying to make sure they buy her albums?
Does Shannon Gaga being a bisexual 'turn u the fuck on'?
XX BONUS Don't Ask Don't Tell vlog by the 'Leave Britney Alone' Fallen Viral Star Chris Crocker XX
Leave gays alone, yall.
Is Harvey Milk 'rolling around' in his grave?
Lady Gaga is the #1 modern slutwave artist of all time who tries 2 be all 'artsy' and mainstream ppl think she is 'interesting.'
BUTT Magazine is a popular magazine within the homosexual alt community. Lead singer of Bloc Party, Kele Okereke, recently 'came out' to BUTT. This means he is officially confirmed as a homosexual. Even though sexual preference is a personal / heredity outcome, when ur kinda famous, people put 'heat on u' to be honest /represent 'the movement.'
I feel 'relieved' that he came out after reading about the clash of his upbringing vs. 'being his true self':
“My parents are super-Catholic and they come from a culture in Nigeria where there weren’t any visible gay people who were out and were happy.
"My parents are getting older and I didn’t like the idea that they could possibly die without knowing something that is a big part of my life. It’s not easy. But I know that they love me and I love them.”
“This interview is actually an important step in my relationship with my parents. The reason I’m doing it is whenever I go out, I’m always stopped by young, gay kids who say it’s really refreshing and encouraging to see someone like me being out in a relatively mainstream band.
"If I’d have had someone saying it’s okay to be you when I was a teenager, I’d probably be a very different person. That is why I’m doing this now, after years of not doing it. It’s good to show that gays come in all shapes and sizes.”
The BUTT Magazine feature also features nude pictures of Kele's butt in the shower. He 'tells all' about some of his sexual exploits. Probably stories about crazy hot alt twinks all across the world. Because of this soft porn / edgy content, alt gays are allegedly really into BUTT Mag.
Is 'coming out' a healthy experience?
Should all gay alt celebs be required to come out, or will it make us listen 2 their music differently?
Is this the most 'high profile' coming out of an alt celeb since Rostam Batmanglij / Edward Droste, or should he have given the [exclusive] to the Advocate?
Have yall ever pleasured urself to BUTT Magazine, or just the American Apparel's best bottom contest?
