HIPSTER RUNOFF

As yall know, tons of alternative people have recently purchased hybrids and started 2 ride bikes in an effort to 'go green.' It seems like they don't realize that they are still 'fucking corporate sellouts' because they are still supporting multibillion dollar companies. I feel like there will be a new wave of activism called 'The Green Animal Rights Movement' that will mix 'going green' with fairly utilizing animals as a method of transportation.

It seems like owning a horse might declare 2 the world that u r an individual who 'truly understands' that the world is an ecosystem, and we need to start relying more on other humans and animals. I feel like a lot of indie aesthetics sort of allude towards 'going back 2 the wilderness.' Seems like horses might be the way to get there. Most people think that they should be 'worshiped' for 'going green' but they don't realize that they are just 'adapting 2 the evils of modern society.' Truly alternative people will find a way to break free from society.

Feel sad that most of my bros just bought their first Priuses with their first job's salary. As if they are 'saving the world' but also trying to cryptically 'look rich.' Kinda weird when people who 'used to buy BMWs' start 2 buy hybrids 2 seem like they 'care about the environment.

I feel like a middle aged man driving a Prius is the tween equivalent of an entry level alt wearing an Am Appy headband.

Sorta just want to get a 'keut alt GF' and ride in2 the sunset. Maybe we won't move 2 Paris, but maybe we can move to a rural area in America and buy a lil farm or something? Maybe life is just abt lowered expectations.

Not sure what sort of facilities you need to own a horse, or if there are any 'traffic laws' for horseback riding within the city. I feel like riding a horse might be more authentic than 'riding the subway' since so many people on the subway don't even realize the beauty of public transportation--sometimes it degenerates into a celebration of 'being stuck in ur life.'

Still kinda sad that Barbaro was executed. Miss him like I miss Heath.

Do yall know of any good animals 2 ride?
How do u transcend society on a daily basis?
Do u shop at Whole Foods?

Who is the gurle in the middle, yall? <3 unidentified friends <3

[memehijack via Pedestrian.tv]

Every trend, fashion, internet meme, and blog has its glory days. Glory days can't last forever, yall. It's kinda like what Sugar Ray lead singer Mark 'Warhol' McGrath said: "Every1 has his or her 15 minutes of fame (I just wanna fly)." Eventually bands are replaced, trends die, and even humans eventually die. (sad but true, yall. We can't all be Bicentennial Men a.k.a. DorianGrayAlts a.k.a. ForeverYoung Alts).

IT GIRLS usually have a [HIGHLY MEANINGFUL/MEMORABLE] life for 6-18 months. They feel really special, and unique, and 'it-ty', and become comfortable with who they are, since they are a portal to the future of everything that is 'kewl.' However, eventually their time expires. They are often replaced with some1 who they thought was their friend, but was a social rung beneath them. Each IT GIRL goes from being 'it' to being relegated back to just being one of 'us' (not to be confused with the 'we' that krappie bloggers use).

"WE LOVE SONGS IN IPOD COMMERCIALS!"
-krappie bloggers

I'm not sure how 'it girls' make money between ages 27-120. Agyness Deyn realized this and married a Stroke. Uffie is experimenting with pregnancy rumors/serious relationships with men who are wealthier than DJs.

'If u don't want a real job, just be pretty and get married.'
-college girls who are pursuing Elementary School Certification

Will I run into a former ITGIRL working at a local coffee shop in 8 years? Will former IT GIRLS have the same social existence as 'jocks from your high school who wore their letter jackets after high school'? Will we see FailedItGirls on party pix sites even after party pix sites suffer a 50% drop in traffic after 2k10?

Is there a way that we could convert former IT GIRLS into a rare natural resource that school children can use? I know AZN engineers figured out how to turn horses into glue, so maybe we can learn how to distill 'it girls' into high quality alcohol or something...just throwin ideas out there, yall...

What do yall wanna convert former buzzworthy people/items into, yall?