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They say u ‘haven’t lived’ until u have made love on top of an AZN [Should I Buy An AZN?]

By Carles | July 30, 2009

Photo via BJthePandaBear

I have never climaxed with another human being. I have ‘been with people’ but I still have never ‘came’ bc of a vagina, mouth, or bum hole. I mean, I really love the people I’ve been with, but I’m always just really uncomfortable since we have to ‘do it’ in public [...]

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Thinking about going on tour with my band. What type of merch should we sell?

By Carles | May 27, 2009

photo by lastnightsparty

I always feel sad when a shitty band from my local scene goes on tour. They are ‘pumped’ about their future, expanding their fan base, and get to remind ppl how awesome ‘bein on the road’ is [via facebook status/twitter/etc]. Before going on tour, a band must come up with [...]

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Should I buy a lil alt?

By Carles | January 22, 2009

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I just saw the cutest lil alt when I was doing some online shopping yall. I remember back in 2k8, my big gimmick was ‘purchasing an AZN.’ This year, I think I’m looking for something that’s a little bit more youthful and fun. While buying a lil alt might be a 30% [...]

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What would U do if U bought an AZN? [reader responses]

By Carles | September 22, 2008

Yall. I know it’s impossible to find humans on sale on popular internet websites like craigslist, ebay, or even friendster. However, if u lived in a dream world where adults could be purchased in an open market, what would u do?

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Reader responses
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8. I would send my AZN to the Electrowar front.
7. [...]

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