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ALT BRO or ALT BAG [Progressive Bowl Cut Edition]

ALTBRO or ALTBAG is an HRO gimmick where I find pix of alternative males. Readers then must decide if the person pictured is an altBro or an altBag.

Please justify your answer in order to be mailed your $5 Chili’s gift card.
For example: “He is an altBro because he has a gymbag full of miscellaneous alternative g00dies and his palestinian [...]

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The Sun Is Getting Brighter, Yall.

[Photo by the Preggers Goldfish]
Yall. Because of Universal Warming, the sun is getting brighter/hotter. Eventually, the sun will be able to burn through our corneas and possibly our retinas. This means that we are going to have to wear more Protective Technologies, like Shutter Shades, blind people glasses, and flickr blockrs. [...]

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