Tag Archives: I Wish They Had Macbooks when I was a tween

I want to go back in time and get a teen pregnant then become youtube famous.

via wtfdyhak

I want to be a teen again
and make love
to a girl in my Speech class
accidentally ‘get her pregnant.’
Her belly will swell with life
that came from my teenage semen
too late to pull up
but experiencing xtreme pleasure
She will eventually have to go to a high school for pregnant teens
and make friend with other people who are [...]

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Might stay home and prank call 2nite

Don’t feel like going out. Might just hang out with my BFF, and get our prank call on. Will probably call local businesses who probably have ‘fucking losers’ working at them, or maybe the homes of people who ’sound like they are a dumb minority who will actually stay on the phone.’

Wish they [...]

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I wish there more ways to sexually pressure my girlfriend as a tween. :-(

I wish they had cell phones/text messages/digital cameras when I was a teen/tween.
I wish my girlfriend had parents whose parents weren’t around often, and didn’t really ‘keep her in line.’
I wish I could have pressured her into sending me naked and/or sexually suggestive pix from her camera phone.
I wish I could have lost my virginity [...]

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I wish they had Macbooks when I was a tween so I could create borderline pornographic content with my bff

I wish I could be a tween again
Filled with spirit, a love for modern music,
a will to joy, and a desire to dance like no1 is watching
Record my dances on my Macbook
to upload videos to youtube
so that I can dance like some1 is watching.
Late night on youtube
spent in an endless vortex of RELATED VIDEOS
until I [...]

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