HIPSTER RUNOFF

Yall. This is a picture of 'the Ellen/Obama of Iceland', I think. She probably has a charismatic personality or something. Can't believe Iceland elected a homosexual into office. Makes me feel a little bit proud, but also really nervous. Not sure if I really 'believe' that she can turn the Icelandic economie around. Heard that it is really in the shitter because Iceland doesn't produce anything valuable for the world.

Feel sad that Sigur Ros and Bjork are Iceland's most valuable exports.

I think that Iceland is 'pretty doomed.' I feel like they lived so far away from 'civilization' that they started to build some sort of 'imaginary reality.' While that is good for 1-5 artists who become successful, I can't help but stereotype the rest of the population as being 'zany' and 'ppl who wear weird clothes.'

Feel sad that Iceland going to melt [via global warming]. Not sure if Iceland will be around much longer. Wonder if their educational systems are helping out, or if they just have arts&crafts programs instead of 'math.'

I wonder if Icelandic kids see Bjork just like American kids see rappers/athletes. I wonder if they think that 'I will be the next Bjork' and neglect cultivating functional skills that will contribute 2 society.

Does n e 1 know anything about Iceland? Worried about their economy.
Hope the lesbian President works out. Does n e 1 know if Iceland is one of the places where there is still 'mob violence' whenever they want 2 kill a politician/witch?
Is Greeland the new Iceland?
Do yall think the movie 'Milk' made this happen?

But srsly...
is America going to have a 'gay male' President or a 'lesbian' President first? What kind of 'ghey' will they be [via butch/bear/twink/etc.]?
R u going 2 'move 2 france' as soon as a homosexual is elected?

Yall. I h8 iceland. h8 their free spirited educational system that produces zanyCore OutOfTouchWithReality people. S0 tired of when people who 'live in lala land' are given a platform to talk about important things like technology, television, and the human condition.

After the election, I'm really just reEvaluating everything in my life. Kind of weird now that we have a new president. Feel kinda 'liberated' but not 'too free spirited.' Maybe Bjork is right. Maybe I could learn a lot from her. Does n e1 have BarryObama's gmail address?

I remember when I wanted 2 move 2 iceland to 'get away' from all of the social bullshit in my local social economy. Now that we have a new Prez, I'm not so sure. Hope he helps me cope with the loss of Heath.

//Just//searching//for//truth//and//an//accurate//representation//of/reality.

Previous Bjork Coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/03/bjork-shes-pretty-weird-hro-exclusive-2.html

XX BONUS LIL BJORK XX

Did Bjork have keut bangs as a kid?

Please Note: The People Pictured In This Post are from Iceland and do not represent reality.

Do I need to get a pair of puff pants now that summer is almost over? What's going to be big in Fall/Winter 2k8 and 2k9.1? The thing that sucks about fashion is that there is no stability. That's probably why we're in an economic recession--there is no stability when it comes to the clothes we buy. When we have 2 waste money just 2 feel cool for the next 3 months, it really hits our 'check book.'

Don't know much about economic theory since I am majoring in graphic studies design history with a minor in anthrosociological communications, but I know what I see and feel--and that is worth more than any economist in the world who doesn't even talk to people ever or get buzzed on the weekends.

XX BONUS TACO SHELL SKIRT XX


Do all women over 35 in Iceland turn into Bjork?

XX BONUS BONUS GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK XX

I C U.

Photos by the facehunter]

Have yall noticed the lead singer of CSS (Also Known as Lovefoxxx ) getting all ZANED out at music festivals recently?

[KatbeatFLICKR]

Will she be able to top Bjork's zany, artistic, innovative, & conceptually meaningfully artistic-core-core personal brand?  Lovefoxxx is s0 zany/conceptual

[KirstieKat on flickr]

I miss the old days when CSS used to look like regular rich-kids-from-Brazil-pretending-to-be-street-urchins. :-( I used to be able to identify with them.

Will LOVEFOXXXXX be able to take down Bjork as alt-music's #1 'weirdo diva'?

Have yall heard that theory about how people from Iceland would be put into 'special ed' if they went to school in America? Apparently, they are so creative that traditional educational systems can't handle their talents, so they just place them with kids with learning disabilities.

Unfortunately, most 'indie music fans/consumers' don't rlly 'get' Icelandic people, or only pretend to 'get' them by taking them seriously/meaningfully. Sigur Ros was kind of meaningful when u 'realized that music didn't have 2 have lyrics 2 b meaningful', but their latest stuff has been a lil bit 'too weirdo' 4 me. I'd rather support Americans, so when it comes to concept-core music, I purchase Animal Collective.

Previous Post about Bjork being a weirdo/guessing what kind of bush she has
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/03/bjork-shes-pretty-weird-hro-exclusive.html