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I am going to throw away my iPod // Microsoft is conceptual authentic alt

Carles — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:51:23 +0000

I am going to throw away my iPod because this Microsoft Zune ad appeals to me.
The main reason this commercial appeals to me is bc of
a) the Digitalism Shinichi Osawa rmx in the background
b) I love to squirt stuff out of my butt
c) 2 many entry level alts bought macbooks
d) the new macbooks don’t even look that g00d
e) Microsoft hired the same people who made the Diesel XXX ‘SFW Porn’ ads in an attempt 2 go mega viral
f) I luv fat hairy bears
g) I h8 Girl Talk
h) Bill Gates paid for my college bc I am from the 3rd World and have a disease
i) I have a coolhunting/trendspotting blog that hosts Microsoft ads
j) Part of the Viral nvr dies
k) I go to art school, and my professor doesn’t ‘get’ me bc he says I am just trying 2 b quirky cuz I am a projectile poo+paint artist
l) choose.your.own.response

UR A MAC
AND I SHOOT STUFF OUT OF MY BUTT/AM AN ARTIST

In the middle of the PC vs Mac war, will Mac respond by making a viral snuff film? Love ya Steve Jobs! Just tryin 2 help u find a way to market 2 trendsetting audiences.

Am I still edgy if I post the Diesel SFW Porn vid even though it’s 100 blog years old?
After a meme ‘goes viral’, don’t u feel a lil sad that it didn’t ‘live 4ever.’

When r designers going 2 create sustainable memes?

THERE’S MORE 2 LIFE THAN GOING VIRAL /////////////
(Barry Obama will learn this soon.)

h8 u girl talk

Carles — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:39:47 +0000

How many of yall use PCs?
“follow ur alternative dreams. u can do whatever u want in our alternative economy.” -carles and Greg Gillis

Should I donate my current Mac to ‘the War in Iraq’ and start using a PC? I’m actually kinda tired of ComputerWars. Every1 knows how brand wars go…Eventually we get really tired. That’s why Dr. Pepper did so well after the PepsiCoke Wars of the 1980s & 1990s.

We need to come together and find one solution for each problem that humans have. (This is what Barry Obama will do. He will implement a national dress code.)

I wish PCs and Macs would realize that I am my own person. If I could build my own computer, I would. I only rlly need a lil machine with a few websites. Not like I need what they even offer.

“being yourself”: big in 2k1?

[learned about this ad from the popular news source The Daily Swarm]

BUT SRSLY…
does n e 1 know the most authentic way 2 make mashups?

Searching for an Authentic DJ setup

Carles — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 16:30:19 +0000

Should I get an 8ball tat since I started buying 8balls of coke to sniffle off my iPoddy?

As yall know, I am looking to acquire more skills beyond ‘blggng’ and ‘listenin 2 bloghause on my iMac.’ I think I’m gonna start DJing. I’ve heard a lot about the Abletons and Serato computer software program app, but I’m just wondering if I need to buy some sort of retro gear in order to differentiate myself from all of these entry-level DJs.

Have yall heard of ‘iTunes’ or ‘Winamp’? Can u DJ out of those platforms?

What type of technologie do I need 2 buy in order to become the most authentic DJ in the history of AZN DJs (even tho I’m not AZN)? Do I need to invest in CDs or ‘Vinyls’? Which 1 will give me the Highest Quality bitrate? Do I need to get more stickers on my iBook to keep it from crashing?

Should I morph into a PC like Girl Talk?

[made by an HRO fan]

//Just//Want2//Express//Myself///////