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People who R depressed cry golden tears and grow golden moustaches Tue, 2008-08-26 00:22 | by Carles


Do yall believe in 'depression'? Sometimes I think it's just spoiled people (mainly girls and closet homos who had bad parents) who don't know how 2 be happy... but I haven't been around people who are poor at n e time in my entire life, so it's hard 4 me 2 put myself in the shoes of some1 who have real problems/have had 2 work hard 2 get somewhere in lyfe/feel like life is for more than just floating from weekend2weekend.

It's also hard 4 me to believe in depression cuz the graphics that are in pamphlets about DEPRESSION are s0 funnie.

Kids can apparently be 'sad and not know why' even though they don't have any serious relationships or financial responsibilities.

This chart maps why entry-level alts started listening 2 blog house.

Do yall believe in depression? Or is it only for 40+ year old people who 'don't know how 2 adapt to our technological society'?

Was Tom Cruise right that medication can't truly help people b happy? Do u have any 'zany' friends who are depressed to a level where it ruins Saturday nights for your group of altFriendz?

What internal conflict is inside of 'sad people'/depressed people?

  • mainstream vs. alt?
  • bad parents?
  • person I want 2 b VS. person I will end up being?
  • will I make good grades?
  • Am I ghey or straight or bi?
  • will I get an iPod or a Zune?
  • Did Garden State mean something or nothing?
  • Will I move 2 NYC or LA?
  • Will n e 1 ever luv me like I think I deserve 2 be luved?
  • Is my personal brand authentic or phony/which 1 will make me more money?
  • Should I major in communications or design?

Is it hard for yall 2 empathize with people who don't have the tools to be self-aware/have stopped yearning for 'something more'/taken the emotional energy 2 make their mainstream concept of 'happiness' obsolete?

I guess what I'm trying 2 say is:
ALT = HAPPINESS ?


XX BONUS BLIPSTER INDIAN XX

In the electro war, some tribes will not use modern weapons. They will use weapons made from the electroEarth.
[Photos by Click//Clash]

But srsly yall... is there a lil bit of sadness in every1?
What's life all abt?

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P0ST M0RE Native American AZNs Thu, 2008-08-14 17:08 | by Carles


I'm a huge fan of AZNs, bowl cuts, sillie glasses, and Native American neon shirts purchased from thrift stores within Indian Reservations. Especially when they work in warehouses. Hopefully he gets vision insurance next year so he can update his glasses frames.

Modern Native American Fashion: Big in 2k19?

A lot of people say that HRO is a racist, but srsly tho...is it fair that Native Americans are basically auto-accepted to all universities? It sux cuz I took all honors and AP classes, but I got waitlisted at NYU/Harvard/Princeton/Parsons/all top 10 schools on my 'dream list', but a bunch of Native Americans who got bad grades got to go to Yale. s0 unfair. I played sports and was in jazz band and was a class officer, so they didn't appreciate my 'well roundedness.' Kinda lame.

[Photo by facehunter]

History of Indians/NattyAmericans in the United States
Basically, after the white men moved to America and wanted 2 move out West, there were a bunch of 'injuns'/Indians in the territories that we purchased. We had to kick out these savages, and make them walk a long way to the jail cell of Oklahoma. Eventually, America had to say 'oopsies..kinda sorrie yall' and gave each tribe their own plot of land. We even let them have casinos on the land now. If we had given them Casinos at the very beginning, things probably would have been fine.

(Sorry not a history major. Plz correct me.)
Do Euros/Australians know anything about Native Americans or do they have a similar group of people who they had to kick out to 'get society on the right track'? Plz feel free to post your country's history in the comments section of this weblog.

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