Tag Archives: iPod

Dear Mom, You are a cunt for getting me an iPod for my BD. ttyl bye.

By Carles | January 26, 2009

[Photo via Lookbook]
Dear Mom,
I h8 how u do not ‘get’ me 1 bit. U need 2 pay attention 2 me so that u don’t end up looking like a dumbass shitface who ‘doesn’t care about her son’ when u try to do something nice 4 me. Recently, u went to a local Best [...]

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I am going to throw away my iPod // Microsoft is conceptual authentic alt

By Carles | November 17, 2008

I am going to throw away my iPod because this Microsoft Zune ad appeals to me.
The main reason this commercial appeals to me is bc of
a) the Digitalism Shinichi Osawa rmx in the background
b) I love to squirt stuff out of my butt
c) 2 many entry level alts bought macbooks
d) the new macbooks don’t even [...]

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I’m thinking about doing blow for the first time.

By Carles | October 8, 2008

Should I do it off my iPhone or my iPod Nanny?
Which 1 will get me ‘m0re fuckt up’?
Should I have a certain song playing when I ’sniff it’ 4 the first time?
Just trying to find myself/fit in with a new group of Alt4Life friends that I made.
Should I stay away from drugs?  Help.

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A True Fan of Music Brings His Own iPod to Concerts

By Carles | September 23, 2008

[Photo by LastNitesiPodBro]Have yall gone to any authentic concerts lately? Do u go in a pack of friends, or do u go alone? I know that there’s a lot of time to kill until the concert starts, since bands are such primadonnies these days, but have u ever taken ur iPod 2 a [...]

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