HIPSTER RUNOFF

Did yall know that the new iPod shuffle 'talks 2 u.'
This is a funnie video that 'makes fun of altbros who listen to indie & alternative music' on iPod shuffles.

I think that this video is 'funnie' because I 'get' all of the 'jokes' that they make about how zany our modern world is. It seems like they really have a finger on the pulse of technology, youtube humor, musical tastemakers, the musical meme economy, and Apple product humor. This bro is the embodiment of a post-altbro, who graduated from college and was fortunate enough to get a 'decent job in the city.' His life is kinda meaningful, but he is still searching for 'something' [via consumer choices].

I kinda wish people would stop making 'jokes' about P4k rankings. If u really 'understand' the the world, u would realize that pitchfork rankings are actually really important in sculpting our alternative world.

Just need more web media that 'makes fun of hipsters.' More whimsical commentary on modern culture and related topics. Might design a graphic or bingo board or some other meme.
Miss u Hipster Olympics era. need 2 coin a new term for a 'generation who uses the internet and likes to express themselves.'
How about 'Generation T' for when today's Tweens grow up?
need help.

Kinda sad about the new iPod shuffle.
I just got an iPhone.
But now I have 2 buy a new shuff-phone

[Photo by LastNitesiPodBro]
Have yall gone to any authentic concerts lately? Do u go in a pack of friends, or do u go alone? I know that there's a lot of time to kill until the concert starts, since bands are such primadonnies these days, but have u ever taken ur iPod 2 a concert?

Is this some new Apple initiative to appeal to the most authentic people on the planet? Concerts are kind of lame when u have to listen to music inbetween sets, because the sound board guy is usually some bro who was born before 1976, and he is eager to 'impress u with his taste/appreciate for the past.' So maybe we should all start bringing iPods to shows. I'm not rlly sure--I'm just a blogger. But I do know that 1 time my iPod came in handy one time when I used the GPS system on my iPod shuffle.

It would be nice if you took ur earbuds out when the band was playing, though. I know that in high school and college classrooms across the country, kids are trying to listen 2 music instead of listening 2 their teacher. Kinda weird. Makes me think that they don't even appreciate music--they are only concerned with how their personal brand looks since they have an iPod. I guess that's life, tho. I was probably that way with digipets/pogs when I was a lilmainstreamAlt.

Is Apple Vs. Microsoft the initial battle that leads into the ElectroWar? Worried, yall.