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My alternative wedding will be meaningful.
Our alternative love will last forever [via digital photographs //converted into HIGHLY BLGGBLE internet memes]
This is authentic alternative love.
Our wardrobe will be custom tailored [remixed] thrift store clothes.
I will invite all of my alternative friends to my wedding. It will be awkward because my wife/husband and I will invite a great deal of our extended families. Most of them are conservative, and might not understand my friends & our lifestyle. We will justify ourselves' to them by the end of the evening. They will understand that we are young and we are part of something bigger than ourselves'.
I will do whatever it takes our relatives get involved. I want them to have fun, and understand that my wedding is a Concept Experience. I will hand out moustaches as a symbol of unity. Even if my relatives 'don't get' why they are putting on a moustache, they will laugh about it and have fun after a few glasses of Franzia. I will give them a website where their pictures will be posted. They will be impressed that I know so much about technology, and excited to use their new Dell Photo printer.
Even my conservative Uncle let loose and 'became 1' with the wedding party. I was relieved. I compromised my progressive views on 'faith' and let a preacher marry us just to make my mom happy. It felt good to see her happy, even if I don't believe in what she believes in.
This is my meaningful alternative wedding.
Do yall have any meaningful gimmicks planned 4 ur weddings 2 ensure that u make things meaningful, approachable for mainstreamers, and authentic for your innerAltExpectations?
[Photos via Merge Weddings//Meme via OffBeatBride]
I don't think true alts participate in parties with themes that mainstreamers would have. For example, '80s themes' and 'moustache themes'. If u were a true alt, you would have already integrated wacky, alternative themes into your personal style on a daily basis.
***BONUS MOUSTACHE COVERAGE *****
Alt Nazis: Big in 1.9k39? I wonder if he produces anti-semitic mashups.
Does this bro cross the line kind of like when HRO posts death pix?
[Photos by We Made Out Once]
Michael Cera is known as an alternative actor who also plays music in random fringe buzzbands that no1 cares abt, except for the fact that Michael Cera is in them, so they'll go to Michael Cera concerts to 'watch a famous person' do his thing, but they have no opinion the actual music. He is also in overglorified, yet cancelled TV series or something, and had limited success as the third actor in a few moderately successful films (By indie standards). In terms of alt, he truly has it all.
BUT U'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT LIL MIKEY DID NOW...
It seems like Mikey Cera has TOPPED himself and totally GONE OFF the deep end, showcasing a TOTALLY alt moustache. He looks sorta like a child predator, but as we learned from the child predator glasses trend, being 'mad creepy' also proves that ur MAD ALT.
Say what u will abt Lil Mikey as an actor and musician, but as an alt moustache grower, he is one of the best in the game, changing the way that we sprout hairs out of our upperlip region.
Does Mikey look HOT?
Do u wanna make out with him with that stache?
Do u want it to tickle ur pussie while he munches on ur carpet/box/rug/gine?
R u gonna grow a creepie Cera stache?
Will Creepy Child Predator Moustaches become the new Child Pred Glasses?
In the wake of the Penn State Scandal, is it unchill to say 'Child Predator [TREND]', except for 'Child Predator Van-with-no-windows'?
Michael Cera is an alt actor whose movies flops and he basically plays himself ovr and ovr again in every movie.
Read more>>>>Jonah Hill is a 30 year old actor who plays 15 year olds in movies, kinda like the modern version of Andy Milonakis. Sesame Street is a popular vintage children's show, but from what I understand, kids are more into 'Dora the Explorer' and 'Diego the Chill Bro who fingerbangs Dora on the reg.' N e ways, he is famous for 'getting danked' and 'getting the munchies' hard, so I'm not sure why Sesame Street invited him to chill in their studios. Seems like a bad example 2 set 4 kids.
Do lil kids even know who Jonah Hill is, or is Sesame Street trying to appeal to 'stoner parents'?
Is Jonah Hill an alt actor, or just a mainstream bro?
Do u think it was chill of Jonah to 'pass the blunt' to Elmo at the end of the video?
Not sure why they talked about moustaches. Seems to look more like an untamed vagina bush on his face. (Do yall have a bush or a shaven pussie?)
Are yall a Jonah Hill fan?
Do u wish u could chill with Jonah Hill and Michael Cera?
Do u think Feist is 'pissed' that Sesame Street gave 'premium coverage' to Jonah Hill?
via miss u Feist iPd era
miss u Tickle Me Elmo
Miss u Jim Henson/Walt Disney
Should Jonah Hill 'pull a Jack Osborne' and have gastric bypass surgery to 'get more pussie'/wear skinny jeans?
