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These two alts are so dark, yet so colourful. While their personal brands are very unique and unlike any1 else in the world, they somehow unify to prove to the world that they are an alt-couple. Holding them back from receiving the ALTESTCOUPLEEVR title is probably the fact that they aren't modernAlt enough. However, if they built a time machine and went back to the year 1997, they would certainly be considered 'Progressive Rockers.'
But srsly, do yall think they get buzzed on Jack Daniels and make wristbands/pant cuff decorations together? <3 alts & crafts <3
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Old people r always in truLuv because they stuck together for such a long time. This old couple was alt enuff to be fashion blggd about, proving their relevance to a multitude of generations. One can only imagine how many lilAlts popped from her alternative womb. Some fashion critics have written that couples who coordinate their outfits are not vry authentic--however, if ur old, it proves that u truly know how 2 'communicate.'
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SRSLY yall... don't eat 2 much sugar if u don't want ur blood to turn bad. A lot of older minorities who I have interacted with have 'the Sugar' a.k.a. 'the Diabetes' and it hasn't really RUINED their lives', but it has made them feel guilty when they eat birthday cake, cookies, ice cream, Jolly Ranchers, Snickers Bars, and other sweet treats. No1 deserves 2 live with guilt, not even ur unloving father.
AZN BRO: U wanna take a drink?
Bethanie: No--I think I'm kewl. Really just wanna crush my set.
AZN BRO: Nah cmon babe. It's cool. It's what Alice Glass does. I brought this bottle in my backpack.
Bethanie: No thnx... I srsly just wanna play my music. I want to inspire alts all around the world. I want to be a good role model 4 women + girls + tweens + alts.
AZN BRO: Look at me though. I'm having a fucking ball on stage. THIS COULD BE U. UR missing out.
Bethanie: Please stop trying to peer pressure me. I already feel chill. Just rolled a lil spliff, so I think I'm good 2 go.
AZN BRO: U sure? I'm srsly vibing/partying rite now.
Alice Glass: SUP YALL! Let's take some shots!
Every1 in unison: Ohhh Alice! When will she ever learn?
Is Bobb Bruno (the AZN Bro) being unchill?
Is Bethany strong 4 resisting the urge to drink a bottle of Jack on stage?
Does Alice Glass show up any time some1 alt is drinking a bottle of whiskey?
Does Bethany look totes keuties in these pix?
When will Alice Glass evr learn?
Do yall carry around bottle service in ur backpack?
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Alice
Noticed u like Whiskey
Is there some sort of record label sponsored by Mountain Dew that I should know abt?
Or do u just <3 'hitting the bottle?'
Kinda worried, babe
Just let me know
Is this an on-stage character that u have created
Kinda like how Karen O 'goes crazy' on stage
or is this rlly u?
Is this a window in2 ur mind/soul/brain/childhood?
Alice.
I'm worried.
I care abt u.
Whiskey is a gateway drug
Just want u to be authentically inspired by the Crystal Castles bleepy bloops
U don't need to get effed up every night
Enjoy the moment
Savor it
Sure it is chill to have a drink every now and then
but drink responsibly
Don't drink and drive
Don't buzzband and drive.
"I am not a role model."
Alice Glass
Is Alice Glass 'goin krazie'?
R u legit worried abt Alice?
Do yall ever drink bottles of Jack?
Is Alice Glass the sexiest 'indie songstress frontwoman' in indie music?
Alice Glass is the lead singer of Crystal Castles. She is known for her KrAzY onStAgE aNtiCs.
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