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Jamie Lynn Spears

Jamie Lynn Spears

Whenever an Alternative Artist is on the Cover of a Mainstream Magazine, I quietly say to myself, "We Finally Did It." Sat, 2008-11-29 11:38 | by Carles

Whenever an Alternative Artist is on the Cover of a Mainstream Magazine, I quietly say to myself, "We Finally Did It.  We have arrived. The mainstreamers are starting to understand why we listen to better music than them. I have a dream that one day, blogs will be the radio stations of the world, and Pitchfork will be the iTunes of the world, and minidisc players will be the iPods of the world."

Part of me gets a lil bit upset that the mainstreamers are finding out about what I listened to 2+ years ago, but then I realize that I need to 'be the bigger person' and let them enjoy.

Did yall see Mathangi Arulpragasam on the cover of SPIN? (I call M.I.A. by her real name 2 sound more authentic.)

Remember when the Management was on the cover of SPIN?

Remember when hipsters were on the cover of BPM?

Remember when a Cool Dad made the cover of Us Weekly?

I was really proud when Crystal Castles were on the cover of NME.

"we are using sounds that no 1 else can get." -Crystal Castles

I remember when Britney Spears' sister sharted out a baby and landed on a magazine cover.

It was a big deal when some one as alt as Dustin Hoffman went mainstream and starred in "Hook."

I was proud of Thom Yorkee for being on the cover of AZN magazine.

It was also a big deal when I was TIME's person of the year just cuz I built a myspace profile. I showed my parents so they'd get off my back and let me chill on the myspace.

I kinda hope YALL are the Persons of the Year in 2k8.

(I am not proud of alt celebs when they r on the cover of altMagazines that I am not alt enough to recognize).

How do u feel when u see some1 on a magazine cover?
Is it a meme that u should be proud of and connect with?
Do u have 'pride' for 'being into' an artist/public figure before they were 'recognized by a magazine'?
Would u be honored m0re to be in a magazine, or be blggd abt at ur fave blog?
Which 1 means more in the current meme economy climate?

//// am I just a meme?
//// RAGE AGAINST THE MEME.

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Jamie Lynn Spears and her teen-born baby take sexi poolside bikini pix!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on April 11, 2011


Jamie Lynn!!! U look good, bb!

Britney is stealing all of the headlines these days, but I HAVE NOT forgotten abt u. Ur baby Maddie Briann Aldridge looks AMAZING, and SO DO U .... I really wish u coulda been on the show '16and pregnant' bc u had the baby for the right reasons, not to get pregnant. I LOVE that show, but at the same time it reminds me of my relationship with my parents.

Both u and ur sister defnately make GREAT mothers, and I would LOVE to have a child of my own before my womb dries up so our kids can have totally fun playdates. :-) However, I once had a serious boyfriend and we attempted to conceive many times, but it failed over and over again, and it truly took a toll on our relationship to the point that we broke up :-( #sad_but-true

Look at Maddie Briann playing doctor! #lol I was once studying to be a nurse but it turned out to be a craigslist scam... At least I hadn't paid for the second semester yet

U look good, bb! Like your mom and your aunt, u r destined to have a BANGIN BIKINI BODY

This is surely not the last u have heard from Jamie Lynn, and u will be hearing A LOT more about Maddie Briann...
They are a family of entertainers much like my family has been a family of retail employees and office assistance until now. I KNOW I will break the cycle

Britney who? #TeamJamieLynn
Miley Cy-who? #JamieLynn4evr

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