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Jared Leto directs trailer for HARD Summer 2012. Has he captured the American Electro Zeitgeist?

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Jared Leto can do it all. He is a singer, rock band leader, actor, alternative icon, fashion icon, deity in the majority of Asia, and director. He is widely regarded as The Most Alternative Man Alive. It seems like he is 'spreading his wings', looking 2 take on new challenges. He directed the 'trailer' for HARD SUMMER 2012. Hard is a popular electro festival rave brand that puts on some of the most important American electro raves in the world. They are the people who recently brought u HOLY SHIP: A Very DubLectro Cruise Ship.

Anyways, as u can see, Jared Leto really captured the zeitgeist of the American Electro Movement. Do u believe that modern rave culture is the last festival movement that embodies the spirit of Woodstock? This blipster does.

Do u want to go to a HARD event and 'lose urself'?

If u were to die at any American music festival/rave, which 1 would it be?
Being trampled to death at Lollapalooza, or ODing at a random ass rave in a barn in the middle of nowhere?

Say what u will about Jared Leto as an actor/musician/artist, but maybe his true calling is directing commercial clips 4 clients....

Leto usually directs under the name "Bartholomew Cubbins." Do u feel like Jared Leto ripped off the work that Bartholomew Cubbins did for the epic 30 Seconds to Mars video for "Closer to the Edge."

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Do u appreciate the way that Jared Leto uses the power of the 'random ass teen fan interview' in order to convey the spirit of youth and hope in his videos?
Does it make u wanna go to HARD SUMMER 2 see a #JaredLetoDJset?
Is Jared Leto the voice of every generation?

Do u <3 EPIC RAVE TRAILERS?

I wish I could just go 2 Tommorowland...
Get lost...
It looks like Electro Utopia...

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What is the greatest modern rave in the world?
Did Jared Leto 'nail it' or does he need to ride more fantasy-waves?

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Prince of Dubstep Skrillex spotted bronoodling with King of Alt Jared Leto


Jared's VIP Diary - Entry Log Date 00:004:032 044/32/20 AFTER THE DEATH OF CHRIST (AKC - AFTER KURT COBAIN)

I met Skrillex today. Yes, he was intimidated by me, not just because I was wearing some sort of samurai ninja dress, but because I am Jared Leto, King of Alt. I am familiar with his status as the Prince of Dubstep. He rules one of the regions of my alt kingdoms, a thriving dubstepian region that lays beyond the RapeGaze Swamplands, but above the pampa that the White Man's Indie Suburbs have overtaken.

It is beautiful to see all of my Alt Lands. Floating down the steampunk river, beyond the indie rap Badlands, making our way into the LoFi Mountains. This is our beautiful land, and I am honored to have Skrillex leading the developing country of Dubstepia as the Prince of Dubstep. There are many important internal policy issues that this developing nation shall have to make. Healthcare, glowstick assistance for the poor, crowd control issues--they are facing a unique set of problems. The diversity of Dubstep Nation makes them a peaceful people.

Difficult times call for difficult decisions that will shape the future of the Electro Continent. God bless you, Prince Skrillex of the Dubstepian tribe. May your region thrive, see an economic festival rave boom, and may your electro tariffs and taxes fund the next great Renaissance in all of Alt. It is time for us to give up on the dying White Man's Indie.

I am Jared Leto. King of Alt.

You live in my Altopia?

You're welcome,
Jared

Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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A Day in the Life of Jared Leto

Photo by thecobrasnake


It's not easy being Jared. Being the frontman of the most important band in the world has some perks. The Grade A models that you get to bang. Unlimited coconut water in my green room. Driving sweet vintage cars that fit with my personal brand. But that's not everything.

It's not easy being Jared. Yes, I know how to pleasure beautiful women unlike any other man can pleasure a woman, but sexual existence is only a small part of who I am, what I do, and how my art exists in the world.

Try living my life in my shoes for a day. I guarantee you wouldn't make it out alive. I have one of the most beautiful minds in the world. It is so beautiful, complex, and deep that it would paralyze most commoners. The way that I see beauty, art, the bullshittiness of society is unlike any human before me.

It's really not easy being Jared.

My name is Jared Leto. Viva La Effing Bam, bitches. I can JACKASS in my dreams [via Inception].

I hate being beautiful. Ass hole photographers all want a piece of me. They want to capture my soul [via photography].

You can't contain me. You cannot capture me. I do not exist in photographs. The representation of me is abstract as the horizon lines move towards the infinite abyss, no longer representing the surreality of my metachemical and metaphysical presences as time, space, architecture, and neuroscience processes your psychological output of the being of my existence. Time shall end, as will my body, cremated and ashes spread across the globe from a Stealth bomber, but as the ash rains down upon this world, we shall know that Jared Leto never existed, but at the same time, Jared Leto was everything that ever existed.

It's not easy being Jared Letbro.

You see me. You see some one beautiful. Some one alternative. You don't understand.

It's not easy being Jared Leto.

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God bless u, Jared Leto
For being the most alternative man alive
I am not sure how ur buzzband has so many overground fans
But props 2 u for selling out basketball arenas all around the world

Spray me with ur Girl Talk toilet paper gun
But only after you wipe your poo-stained anus
with said toilet paper
so I can taste what 'greatness' is

Making ur way thru the crowd like Jesus
What I would give for one hand on your perfect body
To touch the most alternative man alive...

Only Jared could wear a skirt/dress on stage
and pull it off
Because Jared Leto is so much more than fashion
he is a living bag of skin and bones, transcending art and culture

Will u chill out and play a personal acoustic set for us?
Maybe some post-Jack Johnson vibes?

Jared Leto is totally our fave hipster hottie <3 <3 <3

30 Seconds To Mars
Was created by God
Shannon Leto was created
2 be the less alt Leto Brother

It's not a band
It's a movement
It's building an army
It's being a part of something bigger than urself
It's being even better & more meaningful than the Arcade Fire
We are 30 Seconds... From Mars...

God Bless Jared Leto, the most alternative man alive. There are no questions. Jared Leto is the answer.

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Jared Leto is 'the most alternative man alive.'

Jared Leto has had many great alt moments. Like the time he won an MTV award and thought it was real [link]. Or the time he hit on Lady Gaga [link]. Or the time he collabed with 10.0 rapper Kanye West [link]. Or the time he pooped his pants [link].

Every day I strive 2 be more alt
And we know that Jared Leto is so alt that he is mainstream that he is post-alt that he is not human after all
Jared Leto inspires me 2 pursue art/life/change/______
Jared Leto is sorta like the mainstream meme 'Chuck Norris' except he has alt ideals

How alt is Jared Leto?

Jared Leto is so alt that he inspired Charlie Sheen 2 transcend modern pop culture via the traditional interview format.

Jared Leto is so alt that he prefers to only use one of his eyes as a way to try to understand mainstream culture.

Leto is known to be too alt for sleeves.

Jared Leto is so alt that he served in Iraq and made his own custom uniform.

During that tour of Iraq, he collected the skulls of terrorists and ate their brains to consume their counterintelligence.

Jared Leto is so post-alt that he breaks free from society's shackles on a daily basis.

Jared Leto does not eat real food. Jared Leto only eats metal, rocks, and dirt.

This is Jared Leto's house. He does not believe in property, furniture, or home entertainment systems. His alternative thoughts make modern media seem trivial.

Jared Leto spends half of the year serving as the chief of a neon indian tribe for teens who want to be more alt. They have formed a farming utopia somewhere in Idaho.

Jared Leto requests that his band 30 seconds 2 Mars doesn't get a headlining spot so they don't appear to be 'too mainstream' or 'successful'

Jared Leto is too alt to smile. Jared Leto had a 300 person gangbang with all of his groupies 'just to save time' in 2006.

In order to be more alt, sometimes Jared Leto lives under the identity of Wanda Caruthers, who works at a coffee shop in Sacramento, CA.

Jared Leto's brother Shannon has finally accepted that he is the brother of the most alternative man alive after 10 years of counseling.

Jared Leto is so alt that he constructed a stage on top of his fans.

Jared Leto sometimes stands in the crowd as other bands are performing and sings with them, and the other bands are willing to let Jared sing because his voice sounds like an angel.

Jared Leto has constructed his own universal language with a font/type face that is more perfect than Helvetica

How do u do it, Jared?
How r u so alt?

Jared Letbro is the most alternative man alive.
We could all learn a lot from Jared Leto

'All I really needed to know abt alt... I learned from Jared Leto...'

Do yall <3 Jared Leto?
Does his alt-ness inspire u?
Is Jared Leto 'just a conceptual d-bag' or is he an authentic alt?
Is Jared Leto the greatest living artist of our generation?
Is 30 Seconds From Mars the #1 band on the planet?
Does Jared Leto 'turn u on'?
Do u want 2 b Jared Leto?

Jared Leto

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Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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Is the new Jared Leto video the 'biggest piece of poop' ever created as 'art' in the history of the world?


30 Seconds to Mars is Jared Leto's alt rock band. He is an alternative actor, but he likes to focus on his music career. There are 2 other dudes in his band and one of them is his brother Shannon. I am not sure 'why' people like his music because they only have 1 catchy alt rock song from like 5 years ago, but now they just make all of these rlly stupid music videos that us 'amazing' imagery and tell 'wonderful stories.'

Anyways, their new video "Hurricane" is 'effing terrible.' Trying rlly hard to be 'beautiful', 'amazing', 'artsy', 'cutting edge', and 'more than just a music video.' Feel really bad 4 the band for spending so much time making such a big piece of poop. Has 2 be embarrassing. Feels like some1 shoulda told them "damn bros... this shit looks kinda ghey.'

Really feels like if u gave a group of high school freshmen a 'huge budget' and told them to 'make something beautiful', this is what they would have pooped out.

Do yall know what the eff happens in this video? Trying 2 find some sort of meaning in it.

1st Jared Leto wakes up

Then some dude in a mask comes 2 kill him [via 8MM Machine]

Then Jared Leto jumps out of the window of a skyscraper 2 escape

Then he lands on his feet bc he is a magic man

Then his brother Shannon does some weird shit and plays tribal drums

Then some naked broads come out in bondage

Then the forgettable dude in their band plays a violin 2 prove he is rlly deep

Then there is a metaphor abt America/the War with Iraq

Then Jared Leto gets a bunch of 'deep' prison tattoos

Then he 'gets his Fight Club' on

Honestly not even sure wtf this video is trying to do/say. Really confused. Think those dudes are 'mad insane' or something. Maybe they should go 2 college 2 learn how to take more responsibility for the images that they present, and understand that if ur 'making art', ur words/ideas/images have to 'mean something.' Honestly would have rather watched a 'toilet cam' of runny poop exiting Jared Leto's anus than this video.

Feel bad for Jared Leto. According 2 wikipedia, "Bartholomew Cubbins" is his pseudonym for his music video directing career:

He is the lead vocalist, rhythm guitarist and main songwriter for the American rock band 30 Seconds to Mars and has directed music videos under the pseudonym Bartholomew Cubbins (a name borrowed from Dr. Seuss' The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins).

Not sure if Barth is gonna be getting many more directing gigs after this log of poop.

Wonder if this video is 'deeper' than Inception/more conceptual than Lady Gaga.
Wonder 'wtf' is wrong with Jared Leto.
Wonder who takes this band srsly.
Wonder if this is 'the greatest video ever made.'
Wonder if this video will get a 10.0 because it is a beautiful dark, twisted fantasy.

Do u <3 Jared Leto?
Is 30 Seconds from Mars the 'lamest dudes' on the planet?
Is this supposed to appeal to people who are in2 anime or something?
Is this video 'srsly rlly mindblowingly lame'?
Is Jared Leto about to reach 'Lady Gaga status', being 'respected' as a pop icon 'and as an artist'?
Do u think Jared Leto is gonna lose movie roles bc ppl are gonna be like 'that dude is rlly, rlly, rlly dumb--did u see his cheesy ass music video? No way do I let that insane dude in my movie'?
Is Jared Leto 'hot'?

Is Jared Leto the most Desirable Alternative Man in the World?

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I was recently looking at a cobrasnake photograph album which contained documentation of a 30 Seconds To Mars show somewhere in France. 30 Seconds to Mars is the alt rock band which contains Jared Leto as the visionary mastermind bro.  I started wondering if Jared Leto is the most desirable alt man in the world.  Like any alternative female in the world would feel comfortable dating him, no matter how terrible his music was.

Wonder if alt bros should be jealous of Leto because of his authentic career as an actor in alt movies, and his successful band. Even if their music is kinda like fruity alt rock, they seem to be well monetized. He seems 'beloved' by his fans + women. That is probably the goal of all men in music.

Remember back in the day when he represented a bro in the Fight Club, the club that every1 wanted 2 be in.

It seems like Jared Leto is a bona fide rock star, like the kind that tweens pay $30-40 to 'stand in the pit' then spend the whole time taking pix on their cell phones / digital cameras.

Even the tweens know that they are supposed to wear white in order to be members of the tribe. They even doodle iconography on their skin to show they are part of the tribe.

He is sort of like a 'god' to his fans. This means he has succeeded at the ultimate goal of all musicians.

Large, black security guards must protect him.

He is also a chill bro who can play some acoustic guitar.

In touch with new sounds, he isn't afraid to play some sweet riffs/jingles on a high level synthesizer.

After the show, Jared Leto takes time to meet with fans, understanding that it takes an authentic connection to build a loyal tribe of customers.

Even this tiny alt wanted to get a piece of Jared Leto.

She tilted her camera at an upward angle as he approached her. Wonder if she should have embraced him like a human, instead of taking a pic of him like he was a zoo animal from 3 feet away.

Wonder if 30 Seconds To Mars is trying 2 build some sort of cult. Watched their recent music video when I was up late one night watching MTV in HD. Seemed 'hilarious.' Like tons of alternative underground people riding zany bikes around.

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Maybe they are trying to promote street pack living + using bikes instead of 'gas guzzling cars.' They make me worried that there will be an urban apocalypse soon, and we will all have 2 raid Hot Topics to find clothing + food.

Jared Leto seems desirable.
Jared Leto seems like a visionary.
Jared Leto seems like he exists on a different plane of humanity than most people.
Jared Leto seems like he can 'bang' any alt baguette' in the world.

Would u get on a bike and ride in a street gang with Jared Leto?
Is 30 Seconds to Mars the most cultlike crappy rock band fan base in the world?
Does Jared Leto 'get' it?
What is ur fave Jared Leto movie?
Should tween fans learn to enjoy a show instead of holding up digital cameras the entire time?
Should I grow a mohawk?

In a world full of so many forgettable alt bros, is Jared Leto the ultimate Alt Alpha Male?

Where's Leto?

Who is the most authentically chill bro?

Just saw a picture of three bros chillin', bein' creative. Wonder which bro would be the best bro the chill with?

Photo via Kanye Blog


Who do yall think would be the best bro 2 chill with?

Bro #1)
He seems like a bro who is into cool shit, like culture and rap and stuff. Might be awkward to become BFFs with a black person if ur parents aren't as progressive as they pretend to be.
Bro #2) Seems like a pretty cool post-Cobain type of bro. Might always be down to throw down an authentic rock n roll post-rock chill. Not sure if ur parents would want u hanging out with a bro who 'looks like a drug addict.'
Bro #3) Seems like he is a cool bro who is always down to play some kewl riffs on a no-wave tribute song. Not sure why he is wear a shirt for a 'flashy' 46 year old mom.

WHICH BRO DO U WANT 2 CHILL WITH/BRING HOME 2 UR PARENTS AND TELL THEM IS UR BFF?

...BUT SRSLY....
Does n e 1 know why artists always have to 'collaborate'? Feel like 95% of the time, it is pointless 'co branding' 2 make people feel like ur really 'making new, beautiful art' cuz u 'don't care about what genre u fall into.' Maybe in the future we need 2 leave 'mashing up' to experts like The Girl Talks, and othe nite life DJs. Tired of these artists trying to piggyback off 1 another 2 'reach new audiences'/assuming that 'authenticity' or 'pop appeal' is a transferrable force.

Miss the days when collabs were 'authentic' and 'exciting.'

WHATS UR FAVE COLLAB OF ALL TIME THAT CHANGED MUSIC 4EVER?

I just realized something.
I only rlly have 3 emotions. I can only rlly feel 3 ways about something.

I can <3 some1/something.
I can h8 some1/something
I can miss some1/something.

While yall may not respect me cuz I'm not complex, yall need to realize that these simple emotions are the core feelings behind everything.

<3 = when u either rllly luv some1 or when u 'fake luv' them and are kinda being sillie about liking them s0 much. Kinda worx both ways since I'm afraid of commitment/meaning what I say. U can prove that u rlly luv some1 or something by surrounding it with <3s. For example " <3 [object] <3 ."
h8 = when u hate something/dislike something/are uncomfortable in a situation/feel inconvenienced/feel like something has wronged u/don't like what something stands 4
miss = when u get a lil nostalgic about something u used to <3 or h8. It kinda symbolizes growin' up and seeing things a lil bit differently than u used 2. u nvr realize how important something was until u start 2 miss it. U can also kinda 'fake' miss some1 2 make fun of how u used 2 view the world.

Feeling in action:

h8 u

miss u

miss u

<3 u

<3 u

h8 yall

miss u

h8 yall

h8 yall

miss u

<3 u

h8 yall

miss u

<3 u

miss u

h8 u

h8 u

h8 yall

h8/<3/miss u

What do u h8/<3/miss ?
Let's get vulnerable.
want 2 see ur soul

WHAT EVER HAPPENED 2...?

We live in a world where things change every day. One day u r famous, the next day no1 knows who u r. One day u r a viral internet meme...the next day ur just another person who uses the internet too much and understands the concept of a 'meme.'

I just wanted to know what happened to stuff from the past. Some of the stuff we should miss. Some of the stuff we shouldn't miss 2 much.


WHATEVER HAPPENED 2:

The band that dressed up in suits (the Interpolice)

The Zany Female Jewish Comedian

The Postal Services

Uffie 1.0

Girls who were attracted to Jared Leto's personal brand

The guy who played 'The Terminating"

Mark Hunter, Photographer for thecobrasnake.com, before he 'changed'

Conan O'Brien style humor

The song with the whistling about not caring about young people

What happened 2 the days when we used 2 all get along and only care about partying 4 the sake of partying? Back before money, reputation, and personal brands were on the line. Will things ever be authentic again?

The guy from the band ZanyTown (Crazie)

The nice guy from Friends

The Fat guy from SNL who was on drugs

The modern philosopher/minimalist web designer/human internet meme, Jakob Loadwick

The Flight of the Quirk-chords

Girls with personal brands that emulated Lisa Loeb

The sillie bass player from The Fred Durst Band (FDB)

People who go to music festivals 2 see Jack Johnson

SRSLY yall...what ever happened 2 all of this stuff?
Is society getting better or worse?
Does the internet make things less meaningful?

I CAN'T BELIEVE JARED LETO GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT



I can't believe Jared Leto gained 67 lbs to play the guy who 'assassinated' John Lennon in a biopic. I wonder if it helped him write better 30 Seconds to Mars jams.

It's cool to blog about Jared Leto even though he's in a shitty band, because he was in Fight Club, American Psycho, and Requiem for a Dream, right?

View More Jared Leto Fattie Pixxx here
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Jared Leto shows off beautiful new ombre hair extensions at MTV VMAs.


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Do u like my new hair?
R u gonna 'go ombre' or is that s0o0o Tumblr 2k12?

Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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Jared Leto is still a woman, still skinny... still close 2 dying?


Jared BB.
I'm still worried abt u.
U've lost so much weight
and u turned in2 a woman

It's like ur turning from
a rock god
to some druggie-wave BB

It's like ur turning from

to

Ur mother is worried abt u.
We're all worried abt u.
Jared, plz come home.
We're here 4 u.

We are so worried abt u.
Please get well soon.

No matter what's going on in ur head
Just know that we care about you
we are NOT judging u
and that whenever the Jared LetBro we love wants to come back
We're waiting right here with open arms.

get some sleep, Jared.
Let's meetup at Pizza Hut lunch buffet.
#pray4letbro

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Is Jared Leto TOO skinny? Should he be the new Subway spokesman [via JARED]?

and u turned in2 a woman

Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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Is Jared Leto TOO skinny? Should he be the new Subway spokesman [via JARED]?


Jared BB
R u okay?
U look really thin
I mean it is super good 2 be that skinny if ur a girl
but ur a bro
drink some brewdogs, eat some wings, and put on some weight

Oh Jared Leto...
Ur the most alternative man alive
and u always give the best advice.
Like the time you told me, "▲"

I took your advice and I ▲ed
I ▲ed as hard as I could,
and at the end of the day
I could that that ▲ despite the ▲ in the ▲.

I'm worried abt u.
Maybe u should eat some Doritos
[via shaped like ▲]

Be my eyebrowless BB

Jared BB... Plz tell me that ur not #hooking.

Leto has been fasting for his role in “Dallas Buyer’s Club.” Leto, 40, stars as a transsexual woman with AIDS in the film, so he is also shaving his eyebrows and waxing his legs, he told Vulture magazine. But when it comes to his weight, Leto said he’s trying to stay healthy.
“Your body goes through weird stages,” he said. “Sometimes it’s hard to hold on to water. But for me, it’s not about the most weight I can lose, it’s more to represent the character. I’m focused on what it means to be a transsexual woman.”

I sorta miss 'Fat Jared' via SubwaySamwiches

Oh Jared
U make me feel like I need 2 hit the gym.

Sigh

“Historically, people have done it for pursuit of self, to achieve a meditative state, so I’m hoping for that, and not the other things,” he said. “It’s not necessarily a bad thing.”

Does Jared Leto look good BB?
Do u <3 ur men skinnie?
Will Jared Leto win an Academy Award 4 his performance?
R u on #TeamJaredFromSubwayWeightLoss or #TeamJaredLetoWeightLoss?

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Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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BREAKING: Jared Leto has updated his cover photo.


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I am Jared LetBro.

BREAKING: Jared Leto has gone missing in the California wilderness


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Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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NSFW: Jared Leto artfully inspects titties, is a FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR


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▲▲▲▲▲▲Tits every day. Any shape, size, age, race, weight, cup size.▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲▲▲The world is at my finger tip.▲▲▲▲▲▲

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Please drive 200 miles and bring me the head of an albino buffalo calf▲▲▲▲▲▲
place its blood into a chalice▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
and give it to me after the middle of my weekly 100 mile wilderness run and lasertag hunt▲▲▲▲▲▲

Goddammit interns.▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
Ur holding me back.▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
This is NOT a a calf, the blood tastes too old.▲▲▲▲▲▲

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Do u drink albino buffalo blood?
Is Jared Leto the most alternative man alive?
Is he a creative person in biz, or a creative person in everything ever?

Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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Jared Leto goes to ▲ Coachella ▲, continues his reign as the God of Alt.


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▲▲▲▲▲Hello▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲▲▲▲It's me▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲Jared Letbro▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲▲▲Did u go to Coachella?▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▼▼▼▼▼▼▲▲▲▲▲ ☁
▲▲▲▲▲I saw every set at Coachella▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲▲▲▲▲because I transcend space and time▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲▲▲▲▲▼▼My band tours in a time machine▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲I drive a time machine▲▲▲▲▲▲▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼
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▲▲▲▲▲▲▲(I don't believe in time)▲▲▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▲▲▲▲▲
▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼(I don't believe in set times)▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼
▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼I believe that▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼
▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼Coachella is alt heaven▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼
▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼And I am the god of Buzz▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼
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♚ ♛♚ ♛♚ ♛♚I am the King ♛♚ ♛♚ ♛♚ ♛
♚ ♛♚ ♛♚ ♛♚ ♛♚ ♛♚ ♛♚ ♛
♚ ♛♚ ♛♚ ♛♚♛Be my Queen?♚♛♚♛♚ ♛♚ ♛
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▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼Absolute truth▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼
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▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼He will find it.
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▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼Everything I needed 2 find in life
▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼I found at Coachella.▼▼▼▼▼▼▼

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Goodnite, Moon.
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✖✖✖✖ Goodnite, Coachella. ✖✖✖✖
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Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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Coachella

Company

Coachella is a music festival held in Southern California that turns into a gathering of the world's most relevant buzzbands, artists, designers, celebrities, and internet personalities.

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Jared Leto goes 2 save Haiti because the Arcade Fire were half-assing it


Every one knows that the Arcade Fire have tried to be the band that is single-handedly trying to save Haiti with their indie/alt vibes. But what if I told you that one man was tired of seeing the inaction of the Arcade Fire, deciding to save Haiti himself?

His name is Jared Leto, the Most Alternative Man Alive.

Jared Leto is the most alt man alive, and there's really nothing he can't do. He's sorta like the Alt version of Chuck Norris. He's so alt he can fly. He's so alt that he will never die. He's so alt that he can save Haiti by himself just by going there and filming a documentary and taking some pictures.


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▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲Did u hear that?▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲Haiti was just saved, yall! ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲▲▲And all it took was Jared Leto.▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲I am the Letbro.▲▲▲▲
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Were the Arcade Fire 'half-assing' their philanthropy mission?
Who is doing more 2 save Haiti?
Is every1 helping, or did the Arcade Fire just do it to minimize their mainstream backlash?
Do u <3 Jared Leto?
Does he seem 'deep'?
Do u think▲▲Jared Leto▲▲ 'saved' Haiti?

Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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▲▲ Jared Leto has an All-Access VIP pass 2 the human spirit▲▲

Photo via the Cobrasnake

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Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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The Cobrasnake

Alternative Celebrity

Mark Hunter is the Cobrasnake, some bro who travels around the world taking pictures of alt shit so now he has a lifestyle brand.

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▲▲ Jared Leto wears a scarf made of conceptual beast fur, is too alt 4 planet Earth ▲▲


▲▲▲▲▲▲▲Hello▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲▲▲▲▲It's Jared▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲Ur #1 LetBro in the house again▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲NEW YORK FASHION WEEK
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▲▲▲▲▲▲Do u like my scarf?▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲▲I hunted 4 it myself▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲▲Harvesting the fur▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲▲From a beast▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲▲▲on my last trip▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲▲to a region of the universe▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲▲▲that was thirty seconds▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲From Mars▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲▲I am fashion.▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲I am fine dining.▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲I am art.▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲I am sound.▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲I am music.▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲I am life▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲Love▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲▲I am Jared Leto.▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲▲This is a conceptual beast shawl.▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲▲▲▲▲I am an intergalactic fur importer.▲▲▲▲▲▲
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▲▲▲▲▲▲Goodnight world.▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲▲▲Hello, Moon ☾☾☾☾☾.▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
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Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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Jared Leto makes the alt-est face ever made by a human life form.

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Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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卐 Jared Leto has Sonic the Hedgehog Hair, zany outfit, transcends society 卐


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Always be moving forward
despite the setting sun ☼
See the moon? ☽
Walk to the moon under the moonlite
Meet the Devil
Have u ever danced with the devil under the pale moon lite?

Red Suit.
Around the world in 365 days as the axis spins
jumping on flight to fight against the forces of gravity ✈
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A nightmare that I'm falling ✈✈✈
I wake up and I've fallen
from grace
in love
out of love
after dancing with the devil
in the pale moonlight

Catching a flight with Knuckles

good bros with Sonic
We move fast
against the gravity
[I'll be on Mars in 30 seconds]
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Boom.
I just transcended the eff outta yall.
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Follow dreams into the abyss,
Jared

▲▲ Jared Leto wears a see-thru shirt, is sexi, is alt, is hot, is the universe 卐 ▲▲

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-Jared Leto

Jared Leto /// see thru shirt ////// occupy wall street ///// 30 seconds -->Mars
World ending \\ it begins /// it ends again // cycles \O/
This is life \\ or maybe not\\ This is J▲red /////////////see thru vibes
\\\\\\\//>>>><<>>>>>J▲red was here <<<-------☠
The sun sets in the East///Moon rises above Jupiter/////
\\\\An old soothsayer appears in the dream//////offers us the ayahuasca////
it sinks into us//// for a moment we are one\\\ free//free ->FREE < EERF///
see thru\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\◄◄◄◄◄
////////i see thru u////____//////◄◄
{i was never anything anyways}--------
////Jared Leto ▲rrives/////the camera snaps his photo////
///the camera captures his soul/////▲▲▲
\\\the soul does not leave the universe\\\\
\-__---_-- all is well with the balance of souls in our universe.\\///
\\---no1 escapes until the wise 1 declares it is His time---)

卐 This is not what u think it means. 卐

(0)do u see the pyramid? ▲▲▲▲
▲▲moon▲▲
We stand at the base of the ▲.
I am in the see thru shirt the sun god welcomes my skin to burn.////
he smells my flesh and the flesh of the working man00))))▲
▲When life is over, He invites us to the sky with him▲▲▲
▲ = everything
▲▲"Will u meet me there?" says the girl I used to love.▲▲
Distance makes the nostalgia into

She turns to me and says, "▼"
I respond, "▲."
I look to the sky for answers.
The sky says, "You are two different souls."

I see two clouds.
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✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ I am in the air✈ ✈ ✈
_____on the ground_________
♛but the king wears no charade underneath the trousers////◄
//////Jared in the see thru shirt\\\\/////

⌘⌘CTRL+ALT+DELETE⌘⌘⌘
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When we occupied Wall Street////we knew a fight was coming
the media men showed up////in suits\\\\\
\\\\the next day i went back to work*******
**once a slave, always a slave***
$Kafka$
&&VladimirStalin&Putin&

They are building the skyscrapers in Qatar.


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Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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Jared Leto wins a fake award, thinks he won a contest for 'greatest band in the history of the world'


Transcript of Jared Leto's Karrang Awards Speech:

Hi, I'm Jared Leto. You might know me from hit movies such as Fight Club, American Psycho, and the popular 90s 'deep' tween show My So Called Life. But now, I am the greatest musician in the history of the world. Bono? Eff that guy. John Lennon? He would h8 being alive in the Leto era. Elton John? I can poop on a piano and make better music than that guy.

I am the greatest, most alternative artist in the history of the world, and I plan on changing the world forever. Lady Gaga? What a loser. Win Butler? Overrated. Animal Collective? More like logs of turd that have accumulated in my unflushed toilet.

I know what ur thinking... "WHat are you holding, Jared?" No, these are NOT weapons. I do not believe in war. I believe in social and mental revolution. I don't believe weapons make a man stronger. I believe that brains make a man stronger, therefore, I am the strongest man in the world.

To clear the record, NO, I am not the fat bro from Subway who lost a lot of weight. Subway ingredients actually contain toxins that kill the aura of ur spirit. Most franchise locations also smell horrible! Ew!

It is great to win this award. We are expanding our fan base into Asia, looking to become the #1 band in China. We will sing about themes that they can relate to. We sing about themes that the human spirit can relate to. My brain is so huge that I am sorta like Professor X mixed with Magneto [via X-men]. I can see into ur brain. At the same time, I can also move stuff with my brain. It's really cool.

Thanks again for voting us the Best Band in the History of Music, Art, Time & Space.

We plan on living forever, and making music forever.

Follow ur dreams. -Jared

Did Jared 'crush it' in his speech?
Do u think he thinks he won a 'real award'?
Does Jared Leto live in an alternate universe?
Is he the #1 artist of all time ever?
Is 30 Seconds to Mars the greatest buzzband of all time ever in the history of music rock n roll?

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Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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Jared Leto looks TOTALLY ALT in a zany hat!


Look at Jared Leto
The most alternative man alive
Wearing a hat
I think it is a fedora
But I'm not really a hat expert
I'm just an alt expert

Really slow news day
I'm sorry.
Help
I miss M.I.A.
I wish Tyler the Creator was going 2 jail for murder
I miss AnCo when they still got hits
Need an indie sex scandal/sex tape
Help

Right now
All we've got
Is Jared Letbro wearing a hat
Looking mad alt

But I guess that's not so bad...
Because there's nothing alt-er than
Jared being Jared
Count ur blessings...

God bless u
Jared LetBro
u can eyeball fuck me n e day of the week, bb!

Do u <3 or h8 Jared Leto?
Does his hat look keut?
R u totally in2 him?

Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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Jared Leto dresses up like Kurt Cobain and covers a Nirvana song [via 'being insane']

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Jared Leto does everything he can to prove that he is the greatest actor, musician, and the most alternative man alive. He honestly believes that he is a deity, and that he can do anything he wants because he is a pure and creative spirit with an endless imagination. While some say that he is 'insane' and 'out of touch', others believe that he is the most beautiful soul alive.

Anyways, to celebrate the anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death, he dressed up like Kurt Cobain and made this video, basically to say "Yes. I could have been a better version of Kurt Cobain." Here is what he posted on his blogspot, trying to explain why he made the video.

I heard today was the day Kurt passed away 17 years ago. Can’t believe it’s been that long. So grateful for his contribution and inspiration. Not sure I’d be doing this if it weren’t for him. He gave us all permission to create no matter what our skill set and reminded me that dreams are possible. Thanks for that. This made me recall a short piece of film I shot when I heard they were making a film celebrating his life. I made it to explore the character and explore creative possibilities. I never sent it to the studio or to anyone but thought I’d share it now…

Poor Jared Leto. All he wanted was the lead role + to write and direct the Kurt Cobain story. Now all he has 2 show 4 it is a youtube video that looks like a tween made to be 'edgy.'

Does JLetbro look 'exactly like Kurt Cobain'?

Do u think Jared Leto's buzzband 30 seconds from mars would have been 'more influential' than Nirvana if they were created in the 1990s?

Does Jared Leto 'look hot' in stereotypical grunge clothes?
Do u think Jared Leto is a 'more authentic version of Kurt Colby'?
Will Jared Leto be remembered as 'being more influential' than Nirvana?
Is JLeto 'insane' or just a 'pure artist'?
Will Jared Leto 'commit suicide' bc the world doesn't understand him?

Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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