HIPSTER RUNOFF

Zooey Deschanel & Joseph Gordin-Levitt were costars in some movie called 'I can't Get U Outta My Head, ZoZo--Ur Soo Unique and Pretty and I Fall Asleep Every Night Tugging OFf to the Image of Banging U for 500 Days' or something. It seems like they have 'rekindled the fire' on New Year's Ever to get their smooch on when 'the ball drops.' Their chemistry is undeniable, begging the question, "Was Zooey Deschanel cheating on Ben Gibbard this whole time?"

Ever since their divorce, every1 just wants 2 know why... Now it seems like ZoZo is out 'playin da field', but maybe she had been 'playin da field' for a long time. Ben's gone on the road. Then she goes on the road. Then she makes emotional connections with her on-screen lovers... As Radiohead would say, "2 + 2 = 5." It all just adds up...

Do u think they look happy together?
Does #JGL have the face of some1 who 'just had fulfilling sex'?
Is #JGL the poor poor man's Ryan Gosling/James Franco?
Do u feel Bad for Ben Gibbs?
Why did Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard breakup?
Do u think he is still in mourning?
Do u think ZoZo needs a 'more famous' BF than #JGL in order to advance her career to Natalie Portman levels so she can be nominated for an Oscar 4 losing weight?

Zooey Deschanel

Alternative Celebrity, Actor

Zooey Deschanel is an actress turned indie songstress in the mediocre buzzband She & Him.

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I just saw this new movie trailer for a film called "Hesher." It seems to star indie actress Natalie Portman, the guy who plays Dwight Schrute in The Office (named Rainn Wilson in real life), and Jason Gordon Levitt, the lamestreamer from the hit indie film "500 Days of Summer."

Overall, the movie seems horrible. I thought Natalie Portman had moved on beyond these types of roles in identity-less indie films. Oh well, at least she wore some really sweet child predator glasses 2 'really get in2' her character.

Can't believe Rainn Wilson was allowed 2 be in another film. I think he has over 1 million twitter followers, but not really sure if any1 cares abt him as an artist/actor.

He tries 2 act all serious [via growing a beard and acting despondent], but of course, it looks like a big joke, and u just wait for Steve Carrell 2 tell him 2 'get back 2 work.'

I remember his last film was one of the biggest flops in the history of movies.

Here is a picture of Jason Gordon Levitt, who played Zooey Deschanel's indie lil bitch in 500 Days of Summer. He plays trailer trash in this movie, and probably thinks he will get nominated 4 an Academy Award.

I feel rlly bad 4 every1 involved in creating 'Hesher.' Maybe it would have 'worked' 10-20 years ago if it had an indie soundtrack filled with tons of indie artists, but now just looks like a big pile of indie cheese.

Does this movie 'look horrible'?
Do u h8 indie quirky dramedies 'abt lower middle class life'?
Will Jason Gordon Levitt ever 'make it' as an indie actor, or will he always just be a teen actor?
Do u think Natalie Portman's career has 'regressed' by taking this role?
Can Rainn Wilson pull of a 'serious role' 2 get his post-Office career going, or will his career basically 'go in the tank' when the Office is cancelled?
Do u <3 indie films that are 'trying rlly hard' 2 look indie'?

Natalie Portman

Actor, Alternative Celebrity

Natalie Portman is a mainstream actress who tries 2 maintain indie authenticity by starring in indie films.

Lists: QTs, mainstreamer

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