HIPSTER RUNOFF

Just learned how to make this costume. Arts & crafts help me 2 express myself. I've always wanted 2 b 'black'/a sneaker for Halloween. Are Nike sneakers still authentic? I remember I blogged about 'tennis shoes' like 100 blg years ago.

[Sneaker shoe Via Craftzine]

Maybe I'll just be a zany maze guy. It will represent how I am 'lost' and 'trying 2 find my way in the universe.'

Or I guess I can just grow a stache and wear a 'Beatles wig' and be a MSTRKRFT (masktercrafts).

Guess I'll just have to stick with Jeffrey Dahmer dressed as Justice unless yall can think of some1 better.

[via the google images database of funnie pix]

I think if you have the chance to be a white male who can grow the appropriate facial hair and sport the classic pedophile bifocals, you should jump on the opportunity to differentiate yourself from the traditional males styles.

Choosing to look like a societal deviant might not get you as many girls, but you will look like an individual. The look allows you to be a fun loving dude, but have a little bit more edginess than the traditional alt bro.

Jeffrey Dahmer's Mugshot

[Picture by Last Night's Partie]