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Jennifer Love Hewitt
What brassieres will look like in 2k10


[Photo by Last Nights Party]
2k10 will be a turning point for women. They will no longer be confined by fashion/design constructs, and they will redefine every article of clothing in order to create a more authentic method of expressing who they are [via the clothes that they wear]. Things will begin to get more conceptual, and advertisers will move to advertise on beautiful humans after the blog-ad market dries up/internet is rationed by Barry Obama.

If there is one thing our country needs now, it is a bail out of the following economies

  • the nip stickies economy
  • the 'chunks of pink/purple/blue in my hair' economy
  • the free-spirited piercing economy
  • the electro economy
  • the banger economy
  • the conceptualcore economy
  • the meaningfulcore economy
  • the fund for transitioning entry levelers to mildly authentic bros
  • the bro economy.
  • The meme economy

Hopefully we make it to 2k10 without a country 'getting zany' and dropping a nuculeaure bomb on 'us.' I am looking forward to more keut women in progressive outfits that do a better job of 'showing the world what God gave them.

I am excited about the future.
I am excited about the future of fashion/design/women.


J-Lo who? I prefer J-Love Hew!

She looks REALLY good... She is an inspiration because her midsection expanded when she hit middle ages, but that doesn't mean she can't BE FASHIONABLE and LOOK GOOD <3 #TeamLoveHew

I really hope she releases a new album soon... she has ALWAYSBEEN 1 of my faves #knowwhatudidlastsummer

My Midsection has expanded a lot... but hey! I'm workin on it... Hitting the gym at 6 am Saturday morning... but as for now, it's time for a Triple Dipper at Chili's :-)

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