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Jessica Simpson
Which mnstrm broad will be 'big in 2k9'?

Yall.
Kinda tired of 'alt shit.' I need 2 ask questions that appeal 2 more people.

Who do yall think will be 'big in 2k9'? Kinda like a girl that 'every1 wants 2 tug 2.' Yall know what I mean.

I have a feeling that Natalie Portman might 'get famous' in 2k9. She was in popular movies like the Garden States, and I think she played Keanu Reeves' lovemate in The Matrix.

Another up and coming singer is the Katy Perrys. This is a picture of her before she 'rebranded' into a semi-attainable moderately alt broad with 'breasts that u can make love to.' This makes her attractive to men without isolating her from female markets.

I have also heard of this new mainstream band called Lady Gaga. She seems like she is taking 'electro' to the mainstream. She seems really unique, fashionable, and talented. Think she really 'gets' what life/dance music is all about.

I am not sure if I like her zany personal brand, or if she should have stuck with her 'Sexie New Jerseyian' brand.

Another person who I think will be big in 2k9 is The Jessica Simpsons. She used to be a reality star, but now she is starting to sing country music. She has a beautiful voice and is very talented. She invented 'mom jeans' in the early 00s.

Another band 2 watch is The Girl Talks. Now that they have officially 'become popular' and 'mainstream', we have 2 see if they are going to slip down in2 a spiral of ___________. R yall worried? What happens to ex-authentic alts when they become commoditized + mainstream?

Another band 2 watch is The Ches. They are a communist anti-establishment rock group. They sing about ideas like 'communism' and 'fascism' and 'hipsterism' and 'war' and 'death' and other stuff that sounds like Linkin Park.

N e ways... just wanted 2 let yall know what's going on in 'mainstream world' since sometimes we forget that there's all of these other people out there who like stuff that's less interesting than 'us.'

h8 mainstreamers, but u kinda have 2 follow it a little bit so that you make sure that you're still alt, and not 'becoming one of them.'

Who do yall think will be big/go mainstream in 2k9? What do yall know about these bands/acts/people that I don't know about? Need yalls help so that I can keep my blog 'modern.'


I love love love the 2 Jessicas! alba and simpson look HOT together. IT really should NOT be legal bc of how GOOD that they look 2gether.

I want Jessica Simpson to be happy even though she and Nick Lachey are no longer 2gether. Jessica has a GREAT VOICE and is DEFANATELY going 2 COME BACK hard.

I remember i tried to go on a double date with my bff and her bf, and my ex bf. It went wrong when my ex-bff hooked up with my exBF and her Bf at the time. They sent me to the store to buy stuff to make Sloppy Joes. The next thing I know I see three people making love on my kictchen floor. It was SAD and DISAPPOINTING and I love my best friend and my boyfriend, but they are all in a weird 3way relaish now. #ugh

I hope Jessica alba is happy. Jess Simpson is CURVY and sexi
I wanna eat tuna with her!

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Jessica BB! U look BIG and GOOD, bb!

U are NOT afraid of ur size, and showing off how BEAUTIFUL a big woman can be...

I am VERY proud of u for embracing ur size, and showing off multiple looks abt how good u look... U don't need to be a SIZE ZERO. U just need to be a PLUS SIZED HERO. This photo actually reminds me of the time I had multiple personality disorders. Sometimes I was happy, other times I was sad. I was angry. I was hornie. I was a WRECK, and honestly, it ruined a relationship with some1 who was there for me and could have been the one... Yes, he got me to a doctor so I could get on meds, but the damage had been done, and he enlisted in the Army, shipped to Iraq 2 months later.

Jessica is an INSPIRATION and I wish I could have embraced 'big me' instead of being so unahappy in 'little me's' skin...

thinspration who? #TeamBigGurles

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Jessica Simpson is my absolute #1 role model...

She actually reminds me a lot of myself. For a while, yes, I was skinny. And I did almost get married to a guy with a barbwire tattoo around his bicep, too (Nick Lachey was NEVER that hot, to be honest). But I know Nick and Jessica didn't work out, and maybe that was because Reality TV put too much pressure on them... But after my ex and I broke up and he started dating a Mexican (no, I am not racist), I did gain a lot of weight, and in many ways, it did LIBERATE ME. (Admittedly, my weight has gone way past that point.)

Jessica was named one of People's MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! Congrats! She really is beautiful, because CURVES are BEAUTIFUL. U don't have to be skinny to be 'beautiful' according to the media. BIG GIRLS have fun too...

Look at Jess in this video!

Honestly, Jess is a role model for BIG WOMEN every where and an INSPIRATION. It is a shame that she isn't as famous as Lady Gaga because she is just as EMPOWERING.
When does ur new album drop, bb?
I miss ur voice. Way better than xtina Aguelara.... Katy Perry who?

Give props to J Simpson, a true ORIGINAL! U look GOOD and THICK, bb!
Photoshop who? #TeamJessica
Nick Lachey who? #TeamJessica4evr

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Jessica! U look good, bb! Who's this new guy? He looks scrumpshious! Yummy, bb!

But last night Jessica Simpson decided to go against the grain and opted out of wearing a 'smart, elegant and glamorous' outfit in favour of ripped blue jeans and a casual jumper with heeled clog shoes.
Her fiancé Eric Johnson had at least made an effort for the occasion, wearing black trousers, smart brown boots and a grey polo top with duffel coat.

Make sure he treats u good and nice... I know u still love Nick Lachey from 98 degrees... but let ur heart heal, bb!

It honestly took me a while to get over my ex. Even though he was a COMPLETE DICK to me 99% of the time, it still hurt a lot when I finally found him sleeping with some1 else in MY OWN BED. Yes, pissed, but I was just naive and thought we were going to get past our problems when I gave him 3 more months to fix us. #wasteofmyeffingtime

Congrats, Jessica!
I hope u have better luck than Ashlee!

#EffJohnMayer
#NickLacheyWho?

#newlyweds!!!??

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Jessica Simpson was spotted leaving a gym, and u gotta think she was just doing some cardio 2 try 2 lose weight, because she got rlly thick after the guy from 98 Degrees dumped her 4 that ethnic chick. I can't confirm that she eats at Chili's, but u gotta assume she is grubbin on some good ass food. <3

I like larger women, so u gotta give JSimps some luv 4 giving us 'more 2 luv.' <3 BBW <3

Stay true 2 urself, Jess!

Hit me up if u go on an unlimited serve-urself-froyo run <3 <3 <3

<3 Smart Snacks <3

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