HIPSTER RUNOFF

Hey yall,
As u know, I am a huge fan of self-expression [via arts and crafts]. It's like you can take any object and convert it into another more meaningful object, and the transformation process will give you an outlet 4 all of ur thoughts, hopes, and desires. For those of u who didn't go to a school that had arts+crafts activities, u can basically take household items and turn them into functional objects that look kewl.

I was browsing some of the world's most relevant fashion & trend blogs, and saw some kewl arts + crafts that I thought I should 'shine a spotlight on.' If u ever have any interesting craft ideas, please leave them in the comments. I honestly believe that we will only be able to find happiness through self-expression, through some method of design. But if ur not properly educated in 'design', then all u can really do is 'arts and crafts.'

Art + Craft #1: Showing ur faith in The Lord by Creating a safety pin t-shirt for him (a Justice t-shirt)

Photo via thefacehunter

This bro clearly 'loves the Lord', and wanted to make a shirt that was a tribute to our Lord Saviour Jesus Christ. Not every1 is able to mass produce shirts with designs on them, so sometimes you need to take whatever you have around the house and 'make it work.' Sometimes I will squirt toothpaste on my t-shirts in kewl lil designs instead of actually buying a t-shirt that has stuff on it 4ever.

I might make this shirt as an 'activity' with the community Bible Study group that I lead called Teens4Christ.

Art+Craft #2: Rat Tail Extension Kid

Many of yall are familiar with 'rat tails', but u probably didn't know that you could have them on any part of ur body. All u really need to do is create a rat-tail extension kit with safety pins and human hair. This is similar to black women who wear 'weaves', except this is for alternative people. It seems like if you put a rat tail in an 'unexpected place', u will get a better reaction. I have a feeling that 'safety pins' might be one of the most important fashion accessories of the next decade.

Kinda turned on by this, like I would want a girl to use a safety pin + rat tail extension as a clitoris piercing.

Art+Craft #3: A shirt with ur own face on it

Photo via YvanRodic

I am not sure if this is a look for every1, particularly if you are ugly. It seems like ugly people might want to wear a shirt with some1 else's face on it, but that also might make the person seem 'uglier.' This shirt is bold, letting the world know that u are truly 'all about U.' I feel like u have 2 be artistic 2 execute this shirt, or else u will end up looking like a crappy doodle.

'This bro is me.' - u, 2009

Art+Craft #4: Building a body suit out of duct tape and aluminum foil

Photo via drunkenstepfather

I feel like this look might only work for 'curvy ass bitches.' It seems like some1 else might have to make it for you by wrapping your body in duct tape. U might only be able to wear it once.

Art+Craft #5: Metaphorically Lynching urself

I have always wanted to show the world how much pain I have inside of myself, but without 'actually killing myself.' It seems like I don't actually want to kill myself, because that wouldn't really be noticed by enough people, unless I went on 'some sort of death rampage.' I feel like I might build an art+craft where I 'lynch myself', and make it seem like I am dead in public. As if I am Jesus Christ or something, and I was murdered by tons of people who don't 'get' me.

I love 'living' 2 much 2 kill myself, but I really just want the world 2 know that they don't 'get' me. I want them 2 know that they are slowly killing me.

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Just want 2 create shit
& express who I truly am
2 the world around me
looking at me
analyzing me
interpreting me
'u don't fckng know me'
'u don't fckng get me'
'I nvr thought I'd die alone.'

do u know n e fun arts+crafts activities?

Photo by the cobrasnake

Yall. Been going through a lot lately. Actually 'turned to the Lordbro' to get through in my time of need. I feel like there are 2 things I my life that I truly love--God [via The Lord] and 'sweet titties.' I decided 2 'kill 2 birds with 1 stone' and get a picture of Jesus, the New Lord, and put a pair of sweet lil tits on him. It is also kinda a metaphor about my relationship with Jesus, and how my parents forced His 'fairy tale ass' on me.

Sometimes I even 'jerk off' and I cum all over Jesus. I try to get my semen on his face, and sometimes I rub them on my tattoo's nipples. It's sweet. I feel like some people would tell me that I am 'weird' but they probably aren't in touch with their sexuality. I just want to test the limits. I want to cum so hard with a huge, erect cock. I just want to push the limits, kinda like the movie Eyes Wide Shut. Feel like David Carradine, also known as Bill Kill, knew what life was all about since he just wanted to get off.

Sorta hope I die in a hotel room with some AZNs, and have a rope tied around my neck/cock. Seems like the last thing I wanna do b4 I die is 'blow my load.'

Do yall have any dark sexual secrets/secret tattoos that u would like 2 share? [via getting a regrettable tatty on spring break back when u were a masintreamer]

Dear Lord,
My blog has come a long way. I have never really taken the time to thank u, kind of like what celebrities, minorities, aggressive white people, & athletes with highschool educations do when they win an award. I feel like I have won an award. U have given me the 'self-awareness' 2 'get' life, and the 'communication skills' 2 write a 'socially relevant blog.' U have given me the opportunity 2 do things that put me in touch with the modern alt-common-man. I am s000 self-aware. and s000 funnie. and s000 creative.
I'm really thankful. if ur up there. I went through an 'atheist phase' when I was younger, but then I outgrew it. Back then, people thought it was 'progressive' 2 not believe in U. But then I realized how many gifts Yall have bestowed upon me. Whether it is my new Macbook Air, my Mazda Hybrid Priusmobile, or my $1200/month rent--I have a reason 2 be alive. This reason was given 2 me by u, GodBro.

Believing in God is the new 'h8ing organized religion.'
Faith will be critical when 'we all lose our jobs' in 2k9.
BELIEVE.

We must get more involved in our communities. We must stop 'connecting with people' on the internet, and go out and MEET people, and SHARE life experiences with them. There's more 2 life than 'going to clubs and getting drunk', yall. We have to go back to the place that CREATED us.

We must go back 2 church.

Find a preacher who u can identify with, yall.

Find some1 who 'speaks ur language' even if it means going to a Teen Church where the sing Christian Rock songs.

Find a 'Youth Group' leader who knows how 2 play acoustic guitar and can cover songs by Jack Johnson, the Nickelbacks, and the CreedBros ft Jason Mraz.

We need to stop 'not believing', yall. We need 2 be more thankful for high speed internet connections. And sexual education. And the ability to 'express our personal brands.'

A lot of ppl wonder 'how can I end the drama within my scene?' It's like every1 is so caught up in trivial social bullshit and entire groups of friends end up fractured. Even though we have important things in common, like the stores where we shop & the bands that we listen 2, something eventually tears us apart. We need to stay together. We need to Believe, yall. We need to believe in GodBro a.k.a. the LordBro a.k.a. the Virgin de Guadalupe de CaliforniaAlts a.k.a. Pontius 'Not Cool Bro' Pilate a.k.a. the 12 DiscipeBros a.k.a. Noah's Arc (when he had 2 build a ship that would hold 1 of every1 piece of technology in the world).

We need 2 explore our 'faith' and 'belief systems' before this Obama guy wipes away religion from our Constitution/Declaration of Independence.

We must dedicate our lives' to 'teaching people from the Underworld/3rd World/Poorville' what we're all about. We have to teach them how they can use our ways to make their lives' better. Most of them are 'funny looking', 'brown' and can 'only speak savage babble', but we still need 2 take our message to them. We need to give them food, the word of the Lord, and low-speed internet access (and clean drinking water).

in 2k9, I'll probably only go into meaningful spaces that have a prevalent glowing cross.

But n e ways, yall. Sometimes I 'want 2 quit blogging', but then I realize that there's a REASON that I am alive. I am here to blog. I am here to generate memes. God gave me my 5 senses so that I could be a blogger. U have to BELIEVE that ur special. GodBro is your BromeBoy. Jesus a.k.a. the Lord wants you to succeed.

PRAY.
We're gonna need it.
Let's use positivity [via faith] to build back up what our society has destroyed.
Will u be an altChristian in 2k9?
We must UNITE against Barry Obama under the wing of GOD.

I thank the lordbro for giving me HRO, and for my audience of AltChristians. I am happy that we 'get' society, and that we're ready to start 'mobilizing' our FAITH and cultivating it 4 a greater good. I believe in us, Yall--I really do. God Bless us [via every1].

HR0 3.0 HAS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED: KRAZIE KRISTIAN EDITION.