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In a previous post, I asked the yalls who this bro looked like. I didn't know the answer, but yall provided me with some solutions.
Not sure which 1. Plz help me figure out--thinking about taking the pictures to Kinkos to blowup 2 poster size so that I can have a vague altJew chillin on my wall 2 'start conversations' [via my dorm room].
WHO DOES THE BRO LOOK LIKE?
A) Dave 1 from the Chromeos
B) Marc "King of the Twinks" Jacobs
C) Dov Charney, CEO + CFO + CTO + CMO of Am Appy Clothing & Fun Lifestyle Corporation
D) Star of the Royal TenenAquatic/Earth Girls are EZ, Jeff Goldblum
E) Choose.Your.Own.Response
Is this a sign that 2k9 is 'the year of the AltJew'?
2k8 was the year of the ___.
Ezra Bro?
Where've u been, bro?
I know ur not on tour....
Why are you ignoring me?
Are you mad at me or something?
Did I say something wrong?
I saw you were VIPing with Cobrabro
What's up with that?
I thought we were all VIP?
Why didn't you list me?
I texted you a few times last week.
Did u get a new number, bro?
Why'd you unfollow me on twitter?
I can't direct message you any more
Where've you been?
Do you still get on gChat, or are u just ghosting all the time?
I searched for you on facebook
But I'm not sure which one the real you is
Do you operate your own fan page?
Bro? Ezra Broenig?
Can we talk soon?
Why are you ignoring me?
I thought we were bros
Then I asked Rostam what was up with you
and he was like "Yeah he's not going out much any more"
But then I hear you are out all the time.
Let's just try to clear the air.
Please talk to me.
Please.
I miss bronoodling with u. :-(
Am I not AltJew enough 4 u?
Ezzie is the lead singer of the popular buzzband Vampire Weekend
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Mark Hunter is the Cobrasnake, some bro who travels around the world taking pictures of alt shit so now he has a lifestyle brand.
