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Have yall heard of the popular video game band ‘The Beatles’?

This is a post about the Beatles 'selling out' and licensing a videogame.

I remember when I was young, my parents were the people who taught me about good music. Unlike most people, my parents 'actually listened to good music.' That's why I still like good independent music today, because it sounds like old stuff that has timeless pop sensibilities. I feel excited to reconnect with this iconic band+my parents. Think it will bring us closer 2gether somehow. Might even make them a mix CD of 'stuff I listen 2.' Might make them listen to Panda Bear since they liked the Beach Boys.

I recently discovered the game ROCK BAND when I was walking down the hallway of my dormitory floor. I saw a group of bros with the door open 'having a great time' playing original music. But then I realized they weren't actually creating the music themselves, it was actually a 'sweet ass game' where u pressed buttons along with a kewl guitar rock song. I tried to play it, but I wasn't very good because I had never heard the Nickelbacks/RageAgainstheMachines b4.

Hopefully I can 'practice more' with this game since if I buy it, it will mean that I 'care about music' and 'history' and that I like to have fun and listen to kewl music from any generation. Definitely going to buy THE BEATLES: ROCK BAND video game.

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Maybe this is why our parents loved the Beatles so much. Maybe they knew that their songs would last 4ever, eventually ending up in some 'sweet ass' video game that 'doesn't promote musicianship', 'the spirit of music', but primarily highlights the fact that bands are 'brands' which 'create art' that can be protected and licensed out whenever u need some more money.

Feel jealous of bands with megabrands. Feel like they just need 1.5 memorable albums, then can just 'cash it in' 4ever or something. Feel like it's hard for young people to 'authentically enjoy music' because we enjoy aligning ourselves' with brands and criticism more than any of the 'more organic' elements of music. I don't think that is 'a bad thing' but feel like it turns good artists into a 'hokey experience' when 'too many ppl start 2 suck their dicks.' Like a concert will become a high priced show where people 'act the way that they think they are supposed to act.'

I feel sad that John Lennon isn't alive to 'greenlight this shit.' Feel like he had a lot of brand integrity, and would have said 'fuck no.'

Can't believe this is the band that our parents loved. They seem 'really video gamey' to me. Like a crappy band from the popular internet sensation SECOND LIFE/the Sims/World of Warcraft. Not even sure if I like the Beatles after hearing them for the first time [via this video game].

Does n e 1 know the difference between 'Guitar Hero' and 'Rock Band'? They both seem 2 be branded '4 fucking losers.'

Do yall think that Sir Paul McCartney is 'rolling around in his grave'?
Do u think that they will have songs from when the Beatles 'did a lot of drugs'?
Will u get to fingerbang Yoko Ono with a drumstick/guitar fret, or something?
Will u get 2 divorce Heather Mills?
Will u get 2 fire Ringo Starr?
Is WINGS better than The Beatles?
Do u think they will ever have a bloghouse guitar hero/rockband? I feel like there is most likely to be an 'indie' one with a bunch of Arcade Fire / Interpol /Of Montreal type of stuff.
Do u think that these music games are 'fucking ghey'?
Are video games the only way for musicians to make money nowadays now that no1 buys music/cds/mp3s?
Would u rather 'jerk off' for 3 hours than 'get good at playing fake instruments'?
Do u wish u could have been in a good band back when memes weren't distributed on the internet, therefore making every band-related-meme seem 'larger than life'?

Sort of think that the sports Guitar Hero ad was better, since it featured 4 athletes who 'I can relate 2'. All 4 bros trying to 'seem normal', but it is 'very impossible' for them to do since they aren't humans--they are megabrands.

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Kobe Bryant - a guy with a contrived personality, and a hollow interior.
Michael Phelps - a bro who loves to smoke and fuck bitches with huge titties
Alex Rodriguez - a bro who wanted to 'move to NYC' and then took steroids to be the greatest of all time.
Tony Hawk - a cool dad who just wants to chill and extend his xtreme skateboarding brand

Just want 2 be great enough to have a brand that lasts for 20-50 years, and then have some sort of 'blasphemous' tribute that signifies that my brand is still identifiable/marketable even though new technologies have changed the world and the way that people consume my brand.

I want to 'sell out' in modern ways.

The Yoko OnAlt


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I don't know much about Yoko Ono. I just know that she 'broke up the Beatles' and that she paid for the assassination of John Lennon. (Whenever a celeb is killed, it is an 'assassination', right?) I just know that Yoko Ono is 'artsy' and 'modern.' Whenever I see an older female AZN who has an alternative aesthetic, I can't help but think about Yoko Ono. She was so conceptual, and so 'high fashion.' She rlly branded the 'over the hill' altAzn, since she always looked 'over the hill.' Don't think she cared about 'physical appearance' and turned John Lennon into some sort of Artsy Bro.

Lots of times I'll see younger AZN females. And I wonder what will happen 2 them as they start 2 age. Will they stay 'kute and AZN' forever, or will they slowly but surely turn into a Yoko OnAlt? I guess time will tell, yall. Kinda worried about 'aging' and not looking 'youthful' and 'relevant' n e more. Might have to buy some Proactiv, or a different anti-aging cream.

Sometimes I wish I could be in a relationship with some1 who is as conceptually developed as me. I just feel like only another artist could 'get' me, or maybe another blggr.

Does n e 1 still listen 2 'the beatles' or is it inauthentic to have a LET IT BE tshirt?


I want so badly to believe that there is truth that AZN is real.
I want so badly to believe that there is truth that <3 is real.
I want so badly to believe that there is truth that ______ is real.

Yoko Ono Is Less Popular Than 16 Year Old Kids in California

Yoko Ono only has 2358 friends on myspace. She also has George Harrison, Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr in her Top friends.
When she 'broke up the Beatles', do you think any one could have predicted this kind of myspace drama? I think it's in poor taste.


Also in her Top Friends are Gandhi, The Dalai Lama, Michael Moore, Thurston Moore, Amy Winehouse, Bjork, and her son, Sean Lennon.

Go and check out her profile full of way too many videos. She's only been a member since 9/12/2007, so I'm sure some one must have told her that myspace would help her IMAGINE PEACE campaign.

http://www.myspace.com/officialyokoono

After blogging about the Beatles and Radiohead, it's nice to know that I have no Beatles or Radiohead songs on my computer. I do have Coldplay on my computer, though.

Who wore the New York City sleeveless shirt better: Nikolai Fraiture, Charlie Sheen, or John Lennon?


John Lennon was in a buzzband called The Beatles. He once wore a classic sleeveless New York City shirt. (Had to replace the picture with my cousin Marty bc the person who took the iconic photograph told me 2. [google images])

Charlie Sheen is a human meme from 2k11, but also used to be a relevant actor. He wore a sleeved New York City shirt on his classic interview with Piers Morgan.

Nikolai Fraiture is the sexy hot bass player from The Strokes. He wore a sleeveless New York City shirt on The Strokes' Saturday Night Live performance, stealing all of the attention from the other band members. [link]
Nikolai Fraiture
<3 Nickel Eye <3

Who wore it the best?
Who was the most authentic?
Who was the hottest?
Who was the most alt?
Who will be remembered the forever-est?
Which 1 of them disgraced New York City the most?
Which 1 of them made NYC seem 2 be the most relevant?

"WHO WORE IT BETTER, YALL?" -a mnstrm gossip magazineblog

(Or did my cousin Marty wear it the best at our family BBQ last weekend?)

Lady Gaga breaks into John Lennon's mausoleum, plays his white piano


From what I have learned from the Beatles Rock Band wikipedia app, John Lennon was assassinated from the Beatles for being too buzzworthy, and his body is now being preserved in some mausoleum in hopes of harvesting his DNA one day to bring him back to life in order to compete in the current buzzosphere. Some call him 'The Avey Tare of the Beatles.' N e ways, Yoko Ono apparently 'lives' in his grave, making sure there are fresh cold cuts for his ghost body to eat.

Lady Gaga went to this underground tomb center, meeting with Yoko Ono and getting on the white piano

Sean Lennon just tweeted this photo of Lady Gaga “belting” on John Lennon’s famous white piano at Yoko Ono’s house.

Wonder if Lady Gaga could feel John Lennon's ghost hands on her body, rubbing her supple ass breasts, tickling her clitoris with his ghost tongue, sabotaging her body with chillwaves of cummy vibes. Feel like she probably had a 'chill ass vintage jam sesh', writing a new Beatles wave revivalist rock n roll song.

From what I understand, "Imagine" was one of the first emo / cutesy anthemic indie songs ever written.

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Can't believe Lady Gaga memefied this piano.
Was honestly waiting for John Lennon to come back to life to see how he could 'make it' in the modern indiesphere.
Don't really think the Beatles could have made it in 2k10.
Did Lady Gaga ruin this 'iconic' piano?
Do u wish u could have seen a porno movie where Yoko Ono 'bangs' Lady GaGa with an African American strap on cock?
If John Lennon was still alive, would he do honky ass performances in Vegas 2 make money?
Did Lady Gaga leave conceptual poop stains on this white piano?

Lady Gaga

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