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Name that mainstream celebrity lookalike

Carles was looking at pictures of beautiful people, and he couldn't help noticing how much this bro looks like a famous bro. The point of this gimmick is for the HIPSTERRUNOFF.com reader/commentingbro to guess who this bro looks like.

Photo by HELLOOKS


Yall. Saw this bro. I know he totally resembles one of the most mainstream celeb bros in the music industry.

Here are some hints 4 yall:

  • He recently broke up with Jennifer Aniston cuz he loves 'twitter' more than her
  • He wrote the hit song 'I wanna Run Through the Halls of my Hi Skewl (Ur Body is a Wundrland)
  • He is the most successful 'singer songwriter' of the modern era
  • He tries to be a 'funny bro' when it comes to 'being a super star' and 'handling his status as a celebrity.'
  • When he first entered the music scene, his brand was very Gap/Old Navy-ish, wearing stuff like baggy green cargo pants. Then he started 2 'work out' and 'got a sleeve tattoo.'
  • He wrote the album 'Amerikan Idiot'

Who do yall think this bro looks like?

I miss my entry level alt daughter. Love, Cool Aloof Dad

Kinda weird how we represent more than just 'ourselves.' Personal branding goes way beyond basic shallow stuff. We're all part of society.

These lyrics are s000 true. No matter how much some1 looks like an alt/mainstream celeb, u always gotta remember that they are somebody's daughter/son. Let's get vulnerable/raw/real.

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[Reverse meme hijack via Steez]
[Photo by thecobrasnake]

Just felt like posting a meaningful meme.


Tiger BB! Ur an ASS HOLE 4 what u did to ur wife. In my book, u should be put in prison. I hope u NEVER hit her.

John Mayer is HOT! I love long haired men with facial hair. He plays THE BEST love songs.

I dont know if that is Billy Ray Cyrus of KEITH URBAN but both of them are HOT HOT HOTTT. Say hi 2 Miley 4 me, bb!

Tiger Woods reminds me of my ex. I found out he had a sex addiction problem, and he would bang so many prostitutes. He had to go to rehab, and part of it was confessing to me all of the sex he had. Do u know what it is like to hear that the man that you loved paid a homeless man $30 to give him a BJ? Do u know what it is like to find out that your lover directed a snuff film? Do u know how it feels to have to testify against him 2 years later when he is brought to trial?

EFF TIGER WOODS. What a complete A-HOLE!

Keith, stay good 2 Nicole Kidman! Tom Cruise who? #TeamKeith

I wish my body was a wonderland.

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John Mayer is BRILLIANT and a talented guitarist and song writer.

One day HE will be in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame. I think he is so handsome and cute, even with facial hair and long hair. #Yummy #JohnnyDepp

One of my ex-es used to look like Johnny Depp, except like with 50-70 more pounds of weight on him, but he was still handsome from certain angles. I miss him even though he cheated on me with my ex-best friend because he really did listen to my problems, but I understand how my problems can be too much to listen to sometimes. I did forgive him, but he wasn't interested. He married my ex-best friend and they didn't invite me to the wedding.

U look good, JohnJohn!

What if I told u UR body is a wonderland! #SoTrue #swoon
Jennifer Annaston and Jessica Simpson are SO lucky.

Stay strong, Johnny! Ur next album is gonna be HUGE.

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Taylor Swift writes song abt how John Mayer 'hit it & quit it' just 2 generate buzz


Taylor Swift is a tween sensation female singer who has tried to brand herself as being 'wholesome' and 'all about female/family values' so that she could sell mad albums to tweens + people who shop at Walmart who like country music. She just released a new album abt how she is 'becoming a woman', and that means she is dealing with hornie bros who just want to 'get off' but don't really want much emotional attachment, so they just dump ur ass ~15 minutes after they ejaculate.

Anyways she apparently had a 'fling' with John Mayer, then he was like "Peace--I'm outta here. Oh shit ur young. Older people just hook up without falling in love. Anyways, sorry. G2G. U had a super sweet/tight body though." Now TSwift is all pissed and wrote a song abt how John Mayer is a meanie head.

FOR pure star-on-star revenge, “Dear John,” from the new Taylor Swift album, “Speak Now,” will be tough to beat. Six and a half minutes long and flagrantly provocative, it’s a deeply uncomfortable song, its protagonist anguished and violated. “Don’t you think I was too young to be messed with?” she asks. “The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home.”

Is John Mayer a 'pimp'?
Is he mean?
Do u think J Mayer 'violated her' more than Kanye West?
Is it authentic to write 'breakup songs' abt some1 famous?

She tried to be all 'secret' about it being abt John Mayer even though the song is called "Dear John."

Of course, this being the coy, evasive Ms. Swift, the name John Mayer is never uttered on this song, just as she didn’t say it during a lengthy interview in Nashville last month, just as she will likely never fully confess that the John of the title is Mr. Mayer, with whom she has performed and who tabloids reported she was involved with earlier this year. Still, whatever he did — or whatever Ms. Swift would like to suggest that he did — must have been brutal:

You’ll add my name to the long list of traitors

Who don’t understand

And I’ll look back and regret how I ignored when they said

“Run as fast as you can!”

Really didn't know she is 21. Feel like people try to make it seem like she is 14 years old. Do ppl just try to 'protect her' bc she is white?

She is still sometimes treated with kid gloves, as if she were a child star, but Ms. Swift is an adult now; she’ll turn 21 in December. Still, if this is what this preternaturally wise teen star turned 21st-century multimedia celebrity is developing into, bring it on.

Why did every1 care so much abt Kanye West 'violating' her white reality? She was probs a 'grown ass woman' when that meme happened. Really h8 Tay Swift. Glad I am a bro, and I can just like 'bros b4 ho's' and vibe out with JMayer + Kanye.

They seem chill, like they just like to 'hit it and quit it' and don't worry with the inconsequential emotions of girls who are stuck being all tweeny.

H8 Taylor Swift so much.
She is bad 4 women's rights/lib/'the_movement.'
Glad John Mayer 'railed her' then 'bailed' so hard.

R u on #TeamTaySwiftTweenCoddling or #teamGrownAssMenGettingTheySwerveOn?

Now that Taylor Swift admits to <3ing peen, does this mean she is a slutwaver?
Is she exploiting relationships just to get coverage?
Is she genuinely 'talented' or just another empty female who sings abt feelings 2 other lonely females?
Do u have more respect 4 John Mayer now that u know he would 'hit it and quit it'?

John Mayer tries 2 make love 2 Agyness Deyn + other fat chick at Coachella


Just saw this picture of John Mayer in some sort of circle of pals at Coachella, a new music festival somewhere in California. Since I am trying to 'turn into a gossip blog', feel like I am allowed to create interesting, yet misleading headlines. Not sure if he was actually trying to 'get' with Agyness Deyn, or if she would even be into him. She dated one of the Strokes [via Green Aggs and Ham] so she theoretically would date John Mayer to take her modeling career to the next level. I encourage and support her if she decides to date John Mayer, then have 'a meltdown' like that one girl who was on Friends [via NBC].

Wonder if he got turned on by her little boy haircut / buzz cut. Also u were probably able to see some sweet nip slips since her dress is so 'provocative.'

John Mayer was probably intimidated by the ultra- alt 4 life guys that she is with. Feel scared of them, like they have personal brands that could provide 1 year's worth of content for 'hipster bashing snark blogs.'

Wonder if he got intimidated by their alt-ness, then just decided to 'try 2 bang some big, beautiful woman.'

Photo via gawkers


Feel bad for the 'hefty' woman in this photo. Maybe she is just having a bad stretch, put on some weight, and now exists as an internet meme that 'showcases the douchiness of John Mayer.'

Worried that her identity is gone.

By consuming these photos, do u feel like u really 'experienced' Coachella?
Should Agyness Deyn date John Mayer?
Do u like Agyness Deyn's new haircut?
Is it 'totally chill' of John Mayer 2 go 2 Coachella?
Should famous people stay out of the spot light so they don't produce memes?

John Mayer starts ‘outrage’ for being white & saying ‘nigger’ in Playboy


HIPSTER RUNOFF's artist of the decade @JohnCMayer 'kicked off the new decade' by saying 'controversial things' about black people in a Playboy interview. It seems like this sent black people who write magazine columns and even members of the black community who have a twitter into a state of outrage.

In one controversial quote, he says he is not into black chicks:

PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?
MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.

In another quote, he uses the unpopular term 'nigger', which white people generally only use in a derogatory way.

MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’"

PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.

MAYER: What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s.

Does the black community have the right to be 'outraged' that John Mayer isn't into their women?
Can white people use 'the n-word'/'drop n-bombs'?
Do u read playboy 'for the interviews + articles' or just masturbate to streaming video internet porn?
Is John Mayer alt, or is he mainstream since he only 'bangs' big-titted white bitches?