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Johnny Depp

Name that mnstrm celebrity lookalike Thu, 2009-04-09 12:14 | by Carles

I was just looking at pictures of kewl shit and kewl ppl, and noticed this bro. Tihnk he looks like some1 famous. Do yall know who I am thinking of, or am I being all crazie?

Photo via Hypebeast


WHO THE 'EFF' does this bro look like?

Hints:

  • He played a bro with scissors instead of hands that ppl 'identified with' even though it wasn't 'that good'
  • He was in the highest grossing film of all time
  • He played Hunter S. Thompson in the movie Half Baked
  • He was in a movie about doing BLOW
  • He was in a movie called 'What's eating U, bro?' starring Leo Dicappy

Do yall know who this bro is?

He looks eggzackly like some1 I know... hmmm

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Johnny Depp shows up at relevant alt party Wed, 2010-12-01 13:08 | by Carles

Recently, mainstream actor Johnny Depp was spotted at a relevant alt hot spot getting his party on.

Photo by thecobrasnake


Johnny Depp
One of Hollywood's most desirable men
Leading Man
Playing so many relevant characters

U killed it in Eddie Scissor Hands
U crushed it in Pirates of the Memebean
And u were amazing in "Alice: Stuck in Wonderland on Acid"
U + Timmy Burton = 1 amazing team

Thanks 4 coming 2 party with us
We're just some alts, goin out, lookin cool
We have a lot in common
We 'get' art
We 'transcend' society with u
Glad u have the chance 2 party with us

U've always been a 'bad boy of Hollywood'
So hot
So in2 u as an actor and as a male sex icon
U r 'the ideal man' to a lot of mainstream broads looking for a 'complex man with a real edge 2 them'

Captain Jack Sparrow seems kinda alt

Thnx 4 coming 2 our party JohnnyDeppAlt [via Harry Potter bro]

Is Johnny Depp 'alt'?
Should he stop trying 2 'party' with 'no-named alts'?
Should Jonathan Depp start a buzzband?

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