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Should I start thinking abt what I will be for Halloween in 2k9?
miss Heath. Don't think I'll be ready 2 b a JokerAlt for at least 5 years.
Not even a zany one with a bunch of kute buttons/pins + an altBro visor.
Might be THE KNIFE, but they haven't had a new album in like 200 blog years. :-(
Probs will just end up being 'Naked Bjork.' Authentic Muff = free spirited authentic zaniness.
This past Halloween was a flop, so I'm just gonna do whatever it takes 2 get back my concept of 'fun.'
XX BONUS CUNT XX
[Photos by thefriendattack]
My night ended very early. Every where I turned, I saw a jokerAlt. I got emotional. I don't understand how people have 'moved on' from Heath's death. I don't understand people who can dress up like him. I think it's rude. It's on the same level of being Steve Irwin/Addy Hitler for Halloween.
h8 yall
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Don't 4get.
Submit ur costume//pictures of people who were 'proud of their alternative costume' on FaceBewk
carleser [at] gmail.com
///PART//OF/THE//HALLOWEEN//NVR//DIES/////
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NOT BLGGNG AGAIN UNTIL SOME1 GUESSES MY COSTUME.
Hint: (first name//last name)
_ E _ _ A _ I _ // _ I _ _ A _ _
[Photo by hobogestapo]
To me, Heath Ledger's death was not 'just a meme.' I will NVR let that one go. Yall need to realize that the meme economy is making meaningful entities disposable. All of these news + celeb blogs aren't authentic cuz they don't take the time to reflect on a legacy. They are s00 consumed with creating Search Engine Optimized memes that they don't stop to realize that on the other side of this whole 'internet thingy' are real human beings. We are real human beings who are searching for authenticity.
I wish people would just understand that HIPSTER RUNOFF not just a blog. I am an open search for authenticity. I don't rlly care about turning 'events', 'people', and 'newsbits' into memes.
HIPSTER RUNOFF is a place for reflection. Kinda like how myspace is for friends. I just want to be a place where you can come and 'get real.' I want you to be able to really just be you. I want to 'get' u. I want u 2 'get' me. I want to get buzzed with u. I want to laugh abt the 'simple things in life', like an incompetent waitress at Chili's who will never be a college graduate. I want to make mistakes, and go through hard times with u. I want u 2 listen to me. I want to pretend 2 listen 2 u.
This is life, yall.
There's more to life than
Just do ur best to justify ur own existence--that's all you can do.
Liberty. And Jewsteece. For All, Yall.
Is HRO:
a) a blog
b) more than a blog
c) just a blog
d) a fggt
e) a webZine
f) a 'think piece'
g) a place for altBros
h) mainstream
i) authentic
j) the best thing 2 happen since AZNs discovered America [via landbridge]
h) just another hypemachine blog that posts gimmicky music to get traffic
i) Choose.Your.Own.Response
We are special. We are the fortunate ones. We have been given the t00ls to discover ourselves/authenticity. Do u believe in us?
///s00 scared of the future&the unknown////
(hope I get accepted 2 a good college)
Before u grew up into a 100% alt, u were a tween who wanted to fit in, yet wanted to be authentic. This was ur fork in the road. You were able to sit on the fence between mainstream and alt, utilizing products that were a bit mainstream and a bit alt to express yourself.
(Unless u r an ass hole who thinks u were born alt.)
This picture was taken from an Entry Level Alt Convention--specifically a seminar about taking your personal brand of 'the zany mainstreamer who acts like Ace Ventura' and transitioning it into a respected alternative personal brand that channels your creativity, uniqueness and outgoing personality into a tangible social product.
XX BONUS NINJAS TRYING TO ROB AN ICECREAM TRUCK FULL OF ALT DRUGS XX
N e thing can happen in NYC! Such a zany, kreative place!
[Every1 is Famous]
Joker Alts Are Taking Over The W0rld.
(Where can I buy those keut/quirky leggings?)
[ Photo via <a href="
http://www.flickr.com/photos/suicidegirls/2679628123">SG FLICKR]
(We miss u Heath)
Didn't the Dark Knight come out like 30 blog years ago? Why r people stilll so into it? In my opinion, it wuz just another 'viral video' xcept it was show on the IMAX screen.
Previous Zany Joker Alt
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/07/monitoring-emerging-joker-alts-why-so.html
Are Stepdad jeans/standup comedian jeans going mainstream?
[Style Bay Area]
Will Green Aggs and Hammy stay 2gether, or will they get divorced?
Will Albert Hammond Jr. love Agyness 4ever? Is it possible to love some1 even tho they have a bad haircut, or is it kind of like the implied marriage agreement where if 'some1 loses a limb/gets badly burned and their physical appearance changes, it's okay if u leave them bc they aren't the same n e more'?
[N00dz via Pedestrian blog]
Is there an age limit for being street fashion blggd about? If you street-fashion-blog-about some one over the age of 52, is it kidnapping?
[Hi Stiley]
Will my firstborn child be alt-yet-mainstream enough to be a child model for Target and appear in a free-spirited jumping ad?
[via Copyranty]
In the year 2k10, will every1's default user pic be a picture of them dressed as a Joker alt taken with their Macbook camera?
Was Donnie Darko ever really that good, or were people just trying to be deep/indie in 2k1?
Do pix of Jake Gylly make you miss Heath? Me too. :-(
Should I start shopping at Walmart now that they have a logo that makes them seem a lil more free-spirited & environmentally conscious?
I wish I could Skype with God so he could answer my questions. :-(
Hopefully every1 is keeping their eyes open for JOKER ALTS. It is something that needs to be [HIGHLY BLOGGED ABOUT] since The Dark Knight (AKA THE DARKIE)is the biggest movie ever. I wish we could go back in time to document LeonardoDiCaprio-Alts when Titanic came out.
WHY SO ALT?
Gettin his smoke on
Gettin his dance on
Gettin his grind on
(is that a th0ng 0r just an optical AZN-llusion?)
Does the Joker get hautter chix than u? Do u think u might try out the Joker gimmick and 'see how it goes'? Ur personal brand needed a 2k8.5 update n e ways...
[8mts]
