HIPSTER RUNOFF

Apparently, some trendy writers penned some script called "Pitchfork." The type of writer bros who write meaningful bro comedies about bros 'coming of age' after a series of quirky events that lead you to question the spirit of bro, and make the brotagonist wonder if he will ever grow 'beyond a bro' to 'become a man.' Anyways, this headline seems trendy because the name of the movie is "Pitchfork." I don't know if mainstreamers know about that indie music site.

Titled "Pitchfork," it's a dramatic thriller about the middle-aged mother of an indie rocker who, after her son is killed in a car accident, seeks vengeance on an online blogger who had peddled snark about her son (on the music site Pitchfork, hence one of the title's entendres). Things take a turn, though, when she finds out the snarker is just a teenager.

Is Pitchfork even 'snarky'? It seems like they 'respect artists' and never really question them as human beings or memes. I wonder what the indie rocker's personal brand will be all about. I wonder what the blogger will look like? Probably some MASSIVE, disgusting blob who hasn't seen the sun in days.

I wonder if this is based on a specific Pitchfork 'writer.' I think they all call themselves 'writers' even though it is just an HTML file on the internet.

Apparently Jonah Hill 'is rumored to have read the script' so we can basically go ahead and say he is 'starring in it' [via blog industry standards].

The film contains a juicy role for the mother (Susan Sarandon is one of the actresses who's being sought for the part) as well as the teen blogger, with Hill having discussed it with the filmmakers, said a person familiar with the pitch.

Was really hoping that this was going to be a biopic about Ryan Schreiber, and the bro he betrayed to start Pitchfork Media. Kinda let down.

This seems like it is the kind of movie that will just 'get a lot of blog buzz' and then no1 really goes 2 see it [via Scott Pilgrim]/the majority of movies involving Jonah Hill or Michael Cera.

R u going to see this movie?
Will this movie 'get greenlit'?
Do u think Pitchfork should let this movie 'use' it, or will it be a 'jump the shark' moment when the movie tanks and becomes 'dated' in _ days?
Will it be as meaningful as 'Almost Famous' [via Rolling Stone]?
Who is the #1 indie snark blogger?
Is this movie 'based on Carles'?
Will the mother of a deceased indie rocker hunt down Carles 1 day?

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Jonah Hill is a 30 year old actor who plays 15 year olds in movies, kinda like the modern version of Andy Milonakis. Sesame Street is a popular vintage children's show, but from what I understand, kids are more into 'Dora the Explorer' and 'Diego the Chill Bro who fingerbangs Dora on the reg.' N e ways, he is famous for 'getting danked' and 'getting the munchies' hard, so I'm not sure why Sesame Street invited him to chill in their studios. Seems like a bad example 2 set 4 kids.

Do lil kids even know who Jonah Hill is, or is Sesame Street trying to appeal to 'stoner parents'?
Is Jonah Hill an alt actor, or just a mainstream bro?
Do u think it was chill of Jonah to 'pass the blunt' to Elmo at the end of the video?

Not sure why they talked about moustaches. Seems to look more like an untamed vagina bush on his face. (Do yall have a bush or a shaven pussie?)

Are yall a Jonah Hill fan?
Do u wish u could chill with Jonah Hill and Michael Cera?
Do u think Feist is 'pissed' that Sesame Street gave 'premium coverage' to Jonah Hill?

via miss u Feist iPd era
miss u Tickle Me Elmo
Miss u Jim Henson/Walt Disney

Should Jonah Hill 'pull a Jack Osborne' and have gastric bypass surgery to 'get more pussie'/wear skinny jeans?

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Sup yall. We're John C. Reilly and Jonah Hill. We're just chillin at South-Bi. Gettin our film festival on.
See yall at the movies.
Laters,
Chillin at South Bi

Does this make yall wish you were CHILLIN at South-Bi?
Are these bros blazed at SXSW?
Is SXSW film festival more relevant than Sundance / Cannes?

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Sporting skinny jeans, zany glasses, fly kicks, and a mad alt cardigan, Jonah Hill is the Alt Report's Celebrity Alt of the Day. You might know Jonah Hill from mainstream comedies like Superbad, and other Judd Apatow films. It seems like every1 is transforming into the new plus sized alt in 2k10.

Is Jonah Hill the modern day Chris Farley/John Candy?
Does Jonah Hill look 'mad alt' in this photograph?
Is Jonah Hill on the fast track towards death?