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Is it ALT 2 watch the Super Bowl? Sun, 2009-02-01 14:55 | by Carles

Yall, today is the Super Bowl. Not sure how I should feel about it. Sports are kinda mainstream, especially the NFL. I don't know if I am supposed to be into sports to 'identify with people' and 'carry on conversations with the mainstreamers in my life', or if I should Rage Against The Society's Norms. Kinda confused--I want 2 fit in, but I don't want to be 'just another brick in the wall.' h8 how there's all these commercials that are trying to 'appeal 2 me' and 'make me laugh' and 'identify with the product/brand.' Kinda prefer to just read blog posts about 'the best Super Bowl commercials' the day after.

(Do people outside of the USA watch the Super Bowl to be 'alt'?)

I think the Super Bowl is kinda tyte because there's 'cultural' stuff that happens which pushes the limits of society's norms and federal standards of decency. I remember that time that Justin "Fuck Society" Timberlake and Janet "Sweet Tittie" Jackson had that lil "wardrobe malfunction." It was like the meme of the year that year because 'every1 saw it.'

I wonder what would be the ultimate 'think piece' during the Super Bowl. Wish there were more performances that 'pushed the limits of our society' instead of bringing out old rocknrollers to have a conservative + inspiring message. Wish there was more nudity at the Super Bowl, yall!

Should I accidentally get too 'beer drunk' with my bros during the Super Bowl and accidentally have my first bromosexual experience with them?

HIPSTER RUNOFF's SUPER BOWL PICK

John Alt 45 - Pittsburgh Steelers 0
John Alt: Super Bowl MVP


Previous Sports coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/the-worlds-most-alternative-athletes.html

(miss yall)

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Music Without Any Checks and Balances Mon, 2008-05-05 04:03 | by Carles

What do you think of the MADONNA song "Four Minutes" featuring Justin Timblerlake and Timbaland?

As you watch/listen to this song, do you feel like you are just experiencing some forced spectacle?

I usually enjoy pop songs by pop superstars on a level that's even more sincere than a post-ironic enjoyment, but I feel like this song is kind of like an experiment to see what happens when you force together the cliched sounds of all three of the artists involved. Sort of like a kid making a pizza with toppings of ice cream, candy, Nerf products, and Happy Meals. In theory, it mixes all of the things that they like, but mixed together, it would probably give you diarrhea.

Some of these elements include:

  • Madonna tick tock
  • Timbaland chord progression that is hard to take seriously because it is so obvious, but because of this formula, it eventually becomes one of the most recognizable songs of the year
  • a healthy dose of Justin Timberlake passionate 'hey's, 'uh's, and 'woo's
  • Crappy Timbaland vocals that no one could tell him sucked because he pretty much made the song, so it would hurt his feelings if you told him that he doesn't have a good voice, and that his lyrical stylings were forced.
  • A chorus that sounds like something they talked themselves into after not really knowing what to write for 2 hours.

An interesting thing about songs or albums made by mega-pop-stars is that there isn't any one to say that they aren't that good at any stage of the process. Every one is usually 'so excited' about the new single that they talk themselves into the song being good. I feel like Madonna is one of the best at making stuff that 'sounds different than anything she has ever made before', so if you say that you don't like it, it's like you 'don't want to embrace a new, relevant, artistic sound.'

I think I'm just bitter because the pop-songs-that-you-can't-avoid-hearing in commercials, sporting intermissions, or by hollow human beings driving by you on their way home from work, are usually well-crafted songs. You know, like that one by Outkast about shaking polaroids, or that Lenny Kravitz one about wanting to fly away. Or even that Third Eye Blind one about having a semi-charmed life.

I just want overexposed mainstream anthems to have at least 1.5 reasons that you can talk yourself into liking them.


Most underwhelming 'cover art' of all time? Was it made by the creator of the cover of the NOW! That's what I call Music series?

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Hilarious services that will work better than they deserve to Fri, 2007-12-28 13:22 | by Carles

So I guess WIDGETS are apparently the future of the web. I was looking at some dumb girl's myspace bulletin, and she used this service to embed a widget that scrolled lyrics of her favourite songs.

(These might not be viewable in RSS readers)
Hey did you know those Timberlake Lyrics?

Justin Timberlake Lyrics
Cry Me A River Lyrics

Do you like Justice? Here are the lyrics to "D.A.N.C.E."!

D.a.n.c.e Lyrics

It's nice to know that services that are as aesthetically satisfying as a flash slideshow of party pix are here to change the way that we social network.

These scrolling lyric boxes are hilarious, and I think some one should start a music blog that uses them way too much.

Get ur lyrics widget at
http://www.metrolyrics.com/

Here's my fave Timberlake RMX for not really a good reason.
[MP3]
Justin Timberlake What Goes Around Comes Around (Junkie XL Small Room Remix)

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THURSDAY NIGHT GRAB BAG Fri, 2007-09-28 00:09 | by Carles

MP3: Feist - One Evening (BLACK SESSIONS VERSION)
MP3: 50 Cent Featuring Justin Timberlake - AYO Technology
MP3: Bufi - Steps
MP3: Gil Mantera's Party Dream - Shadow Grip (a great song about technology)

Buy 50 Cent at Amazon.

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TEEN VIDEO cranks out new round of nasty remixes for the Blogosphere Mon, 2007-09-17 16:15 | by Carles

Have you heard of TEEN VIDEO? Is he a DJ, a remixer, a freelance artist, or "bubblegum flavored self-annihilation"? You Be the Judge.


According to TEEN VIDEO's myspace, he is the internet. the gays. al qaeda. ADHD. vancouver. new york city.
I think he is definitely somewhere between ADHD and the internet.

Check out his HASH STASH remix of JT's "Lovestoned." It is right up there with the Junkie XL Small Room Remix of "What Goes Around" when it comes to Timberlake Remixes. After Timberlake's HBO special and MTV VMAs overexposure, I'm sure we'd all like a little bit more REMIXED Timberlake in our lives'.

Overall, I enjoy Teen Video's work way moreso than most remixes of the highly blogged-about tracks, and I'm looking forward to seeing what he'll mix next. PalmsOut blogged about him, too.

MP3: Justin Timberlake - Love Stoned (TEEN VIDEO Hash Stash)
MP3: Justice Ft. Uffie - The Party (TEEN VIDEO REMIX)
MP3: Justin Timberlake - What Goes Around Comes Around (Junkie XL Small Room Remix)

Check out Teen Video's Myspace.

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S000 Many celebs at the US Open! Jay-Z! Beyonce! Justin Timberlake! #jealous!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on September 12, 2011


OMG! Jay-Z is the BEST bf bc he actually takes his wife out in public AND he got her pregnant. I was married to a man for a short time, but he was actually a foreigner who was just USING me to get a green card. He said he'd pay me $4000 to wed him, but then he pretended to fall in <3 with me, just to get out of paying. It turns out he SUED me in the divorce, and now I am PAYING HIM $200 / month for car insurance.

He never took me out in public, which makes me sad. I wish I was dating Justin Timberlake. He likes to go out. I'll bet he would even explain ALL the rules to me. I KNOW I would like sports, just no1 has ever explained it all 2 me . :-(

I wanna rock ur body, bb! U DEFANATELY don't need ur sexy back... u ALREADY HAVE IT!

I LOVE ARI FROM ENTORAGE. He is honestly the hottest Jew, and he LOVES his wife... but at the same time... he is VERY MEAN to that little gay azn man. I hope he grows a heart one day.

Andy Samberg is a hipster hottie, too!

OMG funny man ben Stiller! I need a man who will MAKE ME LAUGH... but he married the hottie MARSHA BRADY from the Brady Bunch. I wish I had a perfect family. Most men hate dating me because of my deep psychological issues that deal with my parents and my estranged half-siblings.

OMG! the old man from 30 Rock From the Sun! I love that show! #TeamFrenchStewart! #JasonGordonLevitt4evr!

I hope 1 day some1 takes me to a tennis tourney. I want to learn how to play! It seems like a FUN way to burn off some calories, but my calves are really swollen with waterweight, so i will probably just keep playing pingpong sitting down. :-(

Yay 4 sports! I LOVE connecting with guy interests because it makes them <3 me more.

#TeamTennis!

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Justin Timberlake totally kewl hat with SOO MUCH STEEZ!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on August 4, 2011


JT BB! What a SWEET hat bro! U have SO MUCH STEEZ that it is making me want to go to my local LIDS store at the mall 2 be just like u. #ball_caps

I luv luv luv wearing hats! I used to wear hats ALL the TIME. (literally, I even wore them in the shower) I felt like such a cool, hip, hillbilly country gurl, or a sexy trucker's gf! But then my hat started smelling like dirty socks soaked in GASOLINE being eaten by honey badger. A honey badger who bathed in SWAMPS. So I tried to take my hat off to investigate the source of the smell, but it was COMPLETALLY stuck 2 my head! I went IMMEDEITELY 2 to doctor! They had to cut my hat off with operating scissors. It turned out that i had grown a FUNGUS on head that weaved itself into my hat, essenshally glue-ing my hat 2 my head! Ew! I have had fungus on my feet for the better part of 10 years, but fungus on my head was TOO MUCH.

Dont let that happen 2 u JusJus BB! make sure u take ur hat off regularly! I love wearing fun lil hats to Girls Night Out!

Yesterday the stylist at Fantastic Sam's told me that I had hat hair. I think she was saiying my hair is nappy, ugly, and split-ended. i NEED some Pantene Pro-V but it doesnt fit into my budget if I want to be able to buy ice cream too.

U look good BB! LUV you!!

Justin is looking good, but to be honest, he is probably my 4th fave member of NSYNC. i NEVER would have guessed his career would take off... I still believe in Chris KIRKPATRICK.

#TeamChris

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Justin Timberlake grabs some tittayz! BB! Be a gentleman!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on June 6, 2011


Justin BB! What has gotten in2 u? U need to TREAT WOMEN WITH RESPECT

HONESTLY, i could use a lil bit of attn from a man, but after the way my exBF would grope me in public and humiliate me in the bedroom, Justin NEEDS 2 STOP and get himself together... unless he wants to come over and give me some loving. My breasts could really use a nice massage. I am always afraid to take my top off unless it is pitch black because of my pancake areolas. But becausae they cover so much area, they are VERY sensitive and i CAN achieve orgasm thru nippolian stimulation

Justin Bieber would NEVER treat Selena Gomez this way. I know JB is a PASSIONATE lover who truly thinks her body is a temple.

My body is a temple, too. Well, maybe a really, really big temple. An entire holy land, honestly.

JT! Don't be like Chris Brown! Be a GENTLEMAN... The way to a woman's <3 is thru her tummy, bb! Take her to Chili's!

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Justin Timberlake brings home a bangin' slam piece! What a floozie groupie!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on June 1, 2011


Justin Timberlake is a HOTTIE PLAYA, and I would fall for his game any night of the week.

When u let a 69 year old man at a bar who told u he takes viagra hit on u, ur in bad shape. I could honestly USE a date right now to get my confidence back. Hell, even a 1 night stand would help me, even though I have MAJOR abandonment issues. Justin was spotted taking this HOTTY MC HOTHOT home, and who knows what happened after hours!

Justin BB! Don't be ashamed, walk right next to her and show her that U CARE
I had an ex who was just like this. He'd take me out to eat and pay, but made me sit at a table alone becuase he didnt want to be seen with me. It was EMBARASSING even though I got my own appetizer usually.

I just want a man who is proud of me, and knows my dreams, and holds my hands, and doesn't leave me standing at the altar like a COMPLETE DUMMY.

I love love love JT and i am gladd he finally moved on from Brittney! she's bad news!

Jessica Biel who? #TeamThisGirl!
Have ur way with that hot slam piece, bb!

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Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga went TOTALLY VIRAL on SNL last nite!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on May 22, 2011

Justin Timberlake is a HOTTIE HUNK. Andy Samberg is FUNNIE and at the end of the day, looks dont matter to me, I just want a guy who can make me laugh :-) :-D

And Lady Gaga is FLAWLESS and PERFECT as a SEXI HAUTTIE.

They just dropped a new music video about how 3somes are TOTALLY FUN and sexual. Honestly, I could really just use 1 guy in bed right now. I'm not going to get greedy and go for two. Honestly, I HAVE kinda been in a 3some. One time I was having a girls-night-in with two of my gay BFFs. One is a bear and one is a twink. Anyways, we all fell asleep on my couch then I woke up and they were making love on the carpet. I sorta rolled over on to the carpet to try to join, but they got angry at me and went to have intense sex in my bedroom. (Fun Fact: Poop never comes off ur sheets.)

I really need a man. JT is sooo hot but I miss his curly hair fro.

I would LOVELOVELOVE 2 be tagged team by these hottie McHotHots...

Sooo sexie....

I need a man. A man who makes me feel like a woman again, instead of just a tub of goo that loves Doritos and Whoppers.

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Justin Timberlake is single! He broke up with Jessica Biel!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on March 13, 2011


Yall! JT is single, yall! Do u think I have a chance? #LOL #keepdreaming,me

He and Jessica Biel broke up! I hope they can still stay friends...

JT is SUPER TALENTED, and I remember he was SO STRONG when he broke up with Britney...

God I wish I had Jessica Biel's body. It is really firm and toned. I went to the gym this weekend, but it DID NOT HELP that I went out to a diner after we hit the club and I had a really big breakfast. :-(

I am not sure if they have kids, but if they do, hopefully the kids know that it is NOT THEIR FAULT.

Stay strong, bb! Keep being a brilliant actor AND a brilliant singer. When is the new album gonna drop?

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Justin Timberlake took his mom to the Oscars! He's a good guy!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on March 1, 2011


Yall, check out JT (Justin Timberlake) with his mom at the Academy Awards. Her real name is "Lynn Harless." I wonder why her last name isn't Timberlake :-(

U gotta <3 a guy who isn't ashamed of his mom. My exBF wouldn't let me meet any of his family and we never really went anywhere in public. #obviouswarningsigns

Props to JT for bein' a momma's boy... LOL

I don't have the best relationship with my mom, so it is really good 2 see some1 who does. <3

#TeamJustin'sMom
#TeamLynnHarlessWomb

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Justin Timberlake looks hella hottt on the Oscar Red Carpet
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on February 28, 2011


Justin!!!!!!!!
You look good, bb!!!!!!! Been workin out or what? <3 <3

Check out Justin Timberlake on the Oscar Red Carpet looking hot in a suit that is probably really fancy and expensive...

I know it totes sux that he isn't making much music any more...but you gotta give him props 4 bringing his A-game and getting an Academy Award nomination for 'The Social Network'.

Maybe I'm the only one... but I think his best movie will always be 'Alpha Dog'

good job, JT!

I know I used 2 be on #TeamJoeyFatone...but I guess I shoulda been on #teamJT the whole time.

#NSYNC

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Justin Bieber gets a haircut. Will his music begin 2 suffer?
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on February 22, 2011


Justin... Why'd u get a haircut, bb?
I miss ur bowl cut... Now u look just like any other tween boy I see at the movie theatres while I'm 'cruisin' by tween hot spots.

Everything's changing... :-( I really hope this isn't the beginning of the end. I even bought a Bieber wig at Spencer's Gifts 4 Halloween 2k11...

Honestly, a part of me died when Justin Timberlake cut off his curly fry frosted tip fro :-( His music has really gone down the shitter since NSYNC

I kinda wanna go 2 Supercuts right now and get a copy of his haircut.

Do yall <3 his new haircut
or do u think he looks like 'any other hornie tween boy with gel in his hair'?
Where do u get ur hair cut?
Can I go in2 Supercuts and ask 4 'a Bieber cut'?

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Justin Timberlake plays mad hoops, training to join Miami Heat Mon, 2010-08-02 07:02 | by Carles
Link: http://www.bestweekever.tv/nggallery/post/woody-harrelson-plays-b-ball-with-jt-is-this-a-remake-of-that-movie-money-train/image/3454


Justin Timberlake is the popular lead singer of the boy band NSYNC. Soon, he will probably go solo, and attempt to carve out his own personal brand in a crazy pop world blogosphere. N e ways, maybe he won't go solo, and he'll just keep training to make it into the NBA. Most white people think that they will become 'professional athletes' when they are young since they excel at the YMCA/CYO/regional youth sports league level, but then they never grow taller than 6 feet, and their high school coaches prefer to utilize the naturally gifted African Americans.

JTT probably has an advantage though, because he is 'famous' and can probably sell mad tickets. He seems to have 'tons of swagger' since he is wearing Air Jordan shorts and a Lakers t-shirt.

He can probably trash talk in a 'ghetto voice' to fit in with the predominately African American NBA. In this picture, he is probably saying something like "Cmon Gramps."

Do u think Justin Timberlake will make the NBA?
Do u think he can 'throw down mad dunks' or is he just another 'white boy who will throw up tons of 3s'?
Is he just getting some cardio work in?
Will it be unfair if he teams up with LeBron James and DeWayne Wayde in Miami?
Which NBA team could really be helped [via ticket sales] with a Justin Timberlake acquisition?
Should more indie / pop stars try to become professional athletes?
Should more athletes try 2 become indie / pop stars?
Did u ever used to think u would become a professional athlete?
Did u ever used to think u would become a professional buzzband member?

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