(Do people outside of the USA watch the Super Bowl to be ‘alt’?)

I think the Super Bowl is kinda tyte because there’s ‘cultural’ stuff that happens which pushes the limits of society’s norms and federal standards of decency. I remember that time that Justin “Fuck Society” Timberlake and Janet “Sweet Tittie” Jackson had that lil “wardrobe malfunction.” It was like the meme of the year that year because ‘every1 saw it.’

I wonder what would be the ultimate ‘think piece’ during the Super Bowl. Wish there were more performances that ‘pushed the limits of our society’ instead of bringing out old rocknrollers to have a conservative + inspiring message. Wish there was more nudity at the Super Bowl, yall!

Should I accidentally get too ‘beer drunk’ with my bros during the Super Bowl and accidentally have my first bromosexual experience with them?

HIPSTER RUNOFF’s SUPER BOWL PICK

John Alt 45 – Pittsburgh Steelers 0
John Alt: Super Bowl MVP

Previous Sports coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/the-worlds-most-alternative-athletes.html

(miss yall)

As you watch/listen to this song, do you feel like you are just experiencing some forced spectacle?

I usually enjoy pop songs by pop superstars on a level that’s even more sincere than a post-ironic enjoyment, but I feel like this song is kind of like an experiment to see what happens when you force together the cliched sounds of all three of the artists involved. Sort of like a kid making a pizza with toppings of ice cream, candy, Nerf products, and Happy Meals. In theory, it mixes all of the things that they like, but mixed together, it would probably give you diarrhea.

Some of these elements include:

• Madonna tick tock
• Timbaland chord progression that is hard to take seriously because it is so obvious, but because of this formula, it eventually becomes one of the most recognizable songs of the year
• a healthy dose of Justin Timberlake passionate ‘hey’s, ‘uh’s, and ‘woo’s
• Crappy Timbaland vocals that no one could tell him sucked because he pretty much made the song, so it would hurt his feelings if you told him that he doesn’t have a good voice, and that his lyrical stylings were forced.
• A chorus that sounds like something they talked themselves into after not really knowing what to write for 2 hours.

An interesting thing about songs or albums made by mega-pop-stars is that there isn’t any one to say that they aren’t that good at any stage of the process. Every one is usually ’so excited’ about the new single that they talk themselves into the song being good. I feel like Madonna is one of the best at making stuff that ’sounds different than anything she has ever made before’, so if you say that you don’t like it, it’s like you ‘don’t want to embrace a new, relevant, artistic sound.’

I think I’m just bitter because the pop-songs-that-you-can’t-avoid-hearing in commercials, sporting intermissions, or by hollow human beings driving by you on their way home from work, are usually well-crafted songs. You know, like that one by Outkast about shaking polaroids, or that Lenny Kravitz one about wanting to fly away. Or even that Third Eye Blind one about having a semi-charmed life.

I just want overexposed mainstream anthems to have at least 1.5 reasons that you can talk yourself into liking them.

Most underwhelming ‘cover art’ of all time? Was it made by the creator of the cover of the NOW! That’s what I call Music series?

(These might not be viewable in RSS readers)
Hey did you know those Timberlake Lyrics?

Justin Timberlake Lyrics
Cry Me A River Lyrics

Do you like Justice? Here are the lyrics to “D.A.N.C.E.”!

D.a.n.c.e Lyrics

It’s nice to know that services that are as aesthetically satisfying as a flash slideshow of party pix are here to change the way that we social network.

These scrolling lyric boxes are hilarious, and I think some one should start a music blog that uses them way too much.

Get ur lyrics widget at
http://www.metrolyrics.com/

Here’s my fave Timberlake RMX for not really a good reason.
[MP3]
Justin Timberlake What Goes Around Comes Around (Junkie XL Small Room Remix)

MP3: Feist – One Evening (BLACK SESSIONS VERSION)
MP3: 50 Cent Featuring Justin Timberlake – AYO Technology
MP3: Bufi – Steps
MP3: Gil Mantera’s Party Dream – Shadow Grip (a great song about technology)

Buy 50 Cent at Amazon.

According to TEEN VIDEO’s myspace, he is the internet. the gays. al qaeda. ADHD. vancouver. new york city.
I think he is definitely somewhere between ADHD and the internet.

Check out his HASH STASH remix of JT’s “Lovestoned.” It is right up there with the Junkie XL Small Room Remix of “What Goes Around” when it comes to Timberlake Remixes. After Timberlake’s HBO special and MTV VMAs overexposure, I’m sure we’d all like a little bit more REMIXED Timberlake in our lives’.

Overall, I enjoy Teen Video’s work way moreso than most remixes of the highly blogged-about tracks, and I’m looking forward to seeing what he’ll mix next. PalmsOut blogged about him, too.

MP3: Justin Timberlake – Love Stoned (TEEN VIDEO Hash Stash)
MP3: Justice Ft. Uffie – The Party (TEEN VIDEO REMIX)
MP3: Justin Timberlake – What Goes Around Comes Around (Junkie XL Small Room Remix)

Check out Teen Video’s Myspace.