'Have yall heard of iPods? I heard my nephew/college-aged son of my family friend has one of those thingies. I was shopping at my local Walmart/drug store/grocery store and noticed that they had Apple cards that helped people 2 fill their iPods. This will probably be a good gift to show that I care about their progressive life. I don't want to give them something that they won't use. Every1 needs music.'
-an old person, 2007-2012
Don't yall h8 it when some1 gives you an iTunes gift card? I wish I could explain 'the way that I am' to them, and the way that my music accumulation process works.
- I read blogs that give me free mp3s.
- I do not download albums.
- I do not download mainstreamer albums.
- I am a bro who accumulates music from the hypemachine.
- The iTunes catalog does not have the [indie rarities] that satisfy my needs as a high level music consumer.
- I don't even listen to mp3s. I only listen to audio files in high quality WAV format, or AIFF format.
Just wish I could explain all this to old people who 'don't understand me.' It just makes me sad that they don't understand my personal brand. When they see this dreadlocked unisex silhouette bro, they make a connection to me.
Instead of buying me the Chili's gift card, they opt to buy me the iTunes gift card. They don't realize that I need 2 eat more than I need 2 buy a Coldplay album. Would rather have $10 to buy a lil bit of blow instead of a $25 gift certificate. Maybe they are just looking out 4 me.
s00 many choices. Luv when I have 'flexibility' [via KFC/TacoBell/PizzaHut]
Gift Cards are kinda like 'art' that makes u wonder about the modern concept of 'free will.' Does a gift card truly give u free will, or do gift cards actually limit our freedom to choose.our.own.adventure?
Closing paragraph in picture f0rmat:
iTunes gift cards: A Gift [via ass holes who don't know 'you'/'how ppl get music from the internet']
(This is a post about Kazaa.)
/// b4 I had a Mac Lappy
/// I would leave my meaningful Desktop PC on all day
/// downloading the things that make me "me"
