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Kelly Osborne

Kelly Osborne

Name that femalt celeb lookalike Fri, 2009-04-17 12:27 | by Carles

Carles just saw a picture of a regular person who looks like she is a famouser person than she actually is. Help Carles determine who this broad looks like...

Yall... I can't put my finger on who exactly she looks like.

Here are some hints:

  • She is the lead singer of a popular 8bit electro bloghouse band
  • She was featured in an iPod commercial.
  • There was a reality show about her zany rocknroll family
  • She likes to eat fast food late at night.
  • She has a brother whose nickname is 'Chubs McGee.'
  • She recently broke up with Albert Hammond, Jr.
  • She is signed to Ed Banger Records
  • She recently earned the title of the 'hipster grifter'
  • She might be AZN, but maybe not
  • She is marrying the solo project 'Death Cab 4 Cutie'

WHO DO YALL THINK IT IS?
LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SOME1, BUT I CAN'T QUITE PUT MY FNGR ON IT.

:-(
Current Mood: Frusterated :-&
Current Song: the Velvet Underground vs. Kanye West - "Beginning to See the Flashing Lights (Justice mashup)"

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Name That Alternative Celebrity Lookalike (some broad) Thu, 2009-02-19 11:04 | by Carles


[lookbook photography]

I was looking at pictures of hot alt tween chicks, and I noticed that this altbroad looked a lot like one of my favourite alternative celebrities. Can yall guess who she looks like?

Hints:

  • She is famous 4 wearing top hats
  • She sings the song "I Kissed a Girl and I Liked it, Yall."
  • She was in the hit reality show The Osbournes.
  • It may or may not be "The Uffie."
  • She sings the song "Just Dance."
  • It might be Alice Glass as a blonde, but I'm not sure.
  • She was on the show The Simple Life

WHO DO YALL THINK IT IS?

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Hipster Hottie Kelly Osborne shows off her BANGIN BOD!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on September 8, 2011


Kelly BB! Ur such an effing bad girl hipster!

Ur body is lookin BANGIN! I could honestly never bear my middrift because it is a massive, overhanging roll of fat. I remember one time I wore a shirt that was too small to my job interview. Unfortunately, the hiring manager made a joke abt my massive fat roll... He compared it to pizza dough, and asked if he could chop off my flap of flop, then toss it in the air, eventually transforming it into a pizza crust. I sorta just giggled, but then realized that i have only ever eaten frozen pizzas #digiorno #fraschetta #tombstone

Kelly is A TRUE HOTTIE and her body is BANGIN. i need 2 hit the gym soon to get my life back on track. I really need sensable portions and a commitment to exercise, but i went to the gym after work and my favorite Zumba instructor was tragically killed in a motorcycle accident.

U look good, Kelly, BB! Keep baring that middrift!

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Kelly Osborne looks SLIM in black as she mourns Amy Winehouse's death!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on July 27, 2011


Kelly BB! I'm honestly really sorry that Amy is gone.

I have lost a best friend before when one of my exes tragically passed away because he was working as a stuntman on 2Fast2Furious. HE did love action and adventure, but unfortunately it cost him his life . The sad thing is that he looked EGGZACKLY like Vin Diesel. #hottie

STAY strong, Kelly. U have been strong since The Osbournes was on TV. Any chance u can hook me up with ur brother Jack? Hehe...

U LOOK REAL GOOD in black bc it is slimming. Unfortunately when I wear black, I look like a black hole and I take up so much space that ppl actually get sucked into me.

Kelly BB looks THIN in this bangin black dress, and she is DEFANATELY a premium Hotty McHotHot!

Keep lookin good, Kel!

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Romy Croft (the girl in the XX) looks kinda like Kelly Osbourne Thu, 2010-04-22 09:30 | by Carles


Do Romy Croft (the XX singer girl) and Kelly Osbourne look exactly alike?
Which 1 will contribute more 2 society before they die?
Which 1 would u rather marry?
Which 1 would be more of a chill bro?

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