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Should I have gone 2 Sasquatch Music Festival? Seems more authentic than Coachella.

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“Who Has the Most Authentic AltPenis?” – some FGGT

YaLL!
Just wonderin’ which popular alternative indie rock front man has the most authentic peen?
Is it Of Montreal’s Kevin Barnes’s penis?

While some artists get ‘nude’ ‘in the name of art’, we can all agree that Kevin Barnes gets n00d in the name of ‘zaniness.’
Or is it Devendra Barnhart’s penis?

“Watch out with that knife! h8 it when [...]

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The Sexiest Man Bangs on Earth: An Open Search

Does Claudio/Ethan from Crystal Castles have the kutest Man Bangs on Earth?

HRO usually focuses on finding kute bangs on grls, but maybe it’s time to start searching for kute manbangs. Alternative men in the post-Emo era sport some of the kutest bangs evr. While swoopy bangs will always be in the spotlight, we [...]

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