HIPSTER RUNOFF » Kute AZN of the day http://www.hipsterrunoff.com A "Culturally Relevant" "Blog Worth Blogging About." Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:15:02 +0000 en hourly 1 Keut AZN of the Day (Bloghouse Bro Edition) http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/02/keut-azn-of-the-day-bloghouse-bro-edition.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/02/keut-azn-of-the-day-bloghouse-bro-edition.html#comments Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:59:28 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=2542 Is He AZN?
Or Is He Viral Meme?

I was watching this alternative viral meme by an AZN Yale graphic design student, and I think it was made to resonate with people like me. I think this meme is about being a lone bro, who listens to bloghouse + remixes + popular pop dance songs. For many days, u dance alone inside ur head [via iPod]. But sometimes (day 100) u get to dance with a group of your closest friends. Music sometimes seems pointless, but it is memes like this that remind u that music is kinda like a BFF-type of figure in most people’s lives’.

Wish we would stop ‘reviewing’ music and start ‘learning how 2 have fun with music’ again.

Anyways, this video also reminds me of the significance of tools like the hypemachine, mp3 blogs, and user-generated-content-centric communities like vimeo. All of these tools come together to make like more meaningful. I kinda want his life. U can see how he traveled from the suburbs to a well-respected university with a relevant design program.

After the jump, I have copied and pasted the bro’s playlist. I have colour-coded the songs which r bloghaus.

001. Heart of Glass / Blondie
002. Jimmy / M.I.A.
003. Deceptacon / Le Tigre
004. Im on Fire / 5000 Volts
005. Je Veux Te Voir / YELLE
006. The Way I Are / Timbaland
007. Too Young / Phoenix
008. Over And Over / Hot Chip
009. Stick It To The Pimp / Peaches
010. Say My Name / Destiny’s Child
011. Pin / Yeah Yeah Yeahs
012. Geremia / Bonde Do Role
013. Let Me Clear My Throat / DJ Kool
014. Point Of No Return / Expose
015. Bubble Sex / The Seebach Band
016. Pump Up the Jam / Technotronic
017. Let’s Make Love And Listen To Death From Above / CSS
018. Hella Nervous / Gravy Train
019. Me Plus One / Annie
020. Don’t Go / Yaz
021. Bootylicious / Destiny’s Child
022. Electric Feel / MGMT
 023. Boys Don’t Cry / The Cure
024. Lose Control / Missy Elliott
025. Ride The Lightning / Evans And Eagles
026. Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough / Michael Jackson
027. Hearts On Fire / Cut Copy
028. Tainted Love / Soft Cell
029. Between Us & Them / Moving Units
030. It Feels Good / Tony Toni Tone
031. Polaris (Club Mix) / Cyber People
032. You Never Can Tell / Chuck Berry
033. Huddle Formation / The Go! Team
034. Pump That / FannyPack
035. My Love / Justin Timberlake
036. Hung Up / Madonna
037. Justice – D.A.N.C.E (MSTRKRFT Remix) / Justice
038. Cybernetic Love / Casco
039. Creep / TLC
040. When I Hear Music / Debbie Deb
041. B.O.B. / Outkast
042. Bubble Pop Electric / Gwen Stefani
043. Miss You Much / Janet Jackson
044. You Spin Me Round / Dead Or Alive
045. Slide In / Goldfrapp
046. Kelly / Van She
047. Mine Fore Life / The Sounds
048. Disco Heat / Calvin Harris
049. Nighttiming / Coconut Records
050. Club Action / Yo Majesty
051. Pogo / Digitalism
052. Lip Gloss / Lil Mama
053. Heartbeats / The Knife
054. Enola Gay / OMD
055. Goodbye Girls / Broadcast
056. Kids In America / Kim Wilde
057. Kiss / Prince
058. Tenderness / General Public
059. Push It / Salt N Pepa
060. Circle, Square, Triangle / Test Icicles
061. Day ‘N’ Nite (Crookers Remix) / Kid Cudi
062. Shadows / Midnight Juggernauts
063. Paris (Aeroplane Remix) / Friendly Fires
064. Out At The Pictures / Hot Chip
065. Me Myself and I / De La Soul
066. AudioTrack 10 / Diplo
067. Girls & Boys / Blur
068. Heater / Samim
069. I Wanna Dance With Somebody / Whitney Houston
070. Hands In The Air / Girl Talk
071. Limited Edition OJ Slammer / Cadence Weapon
072. Meeting In The Ladys Room / Mary Jane Girls
073. NY Lipps / Soulwax
074. Lex / Ratatat
075. Gravity’s Rainbow (Soulwax Remix) / Steve Aoki
076. Once In A Lifetime / Talking Heads
077. Leave It Alone / Operator Please
078. Half Mast / Empire Of The Sun
079. Hardcore Girls / Count and Sinden feat. Rye Rye
080. Dance, Dance, Dance / Lykke Li
081. Never Gonna Get It / En Vogue
082. Blue Monday / New Order
083. Crazy In Love (Featuring Jay-Z) / Beyoncé
084. 10 Dollar / M.I.A.
085. Love To Love You Baby / Donna Summer
086. Steppin’ Out / Lo-Fi-Fnk
087. Karle Pyar Karle / Asha Bhosle
088. Love Will Tear Us Apart / Joy Division
089. Straight Up / Paula Abdul
090. My Drive Thru / Santogold, Casablancas, NERD
091. Like A Prayer / Madonna
092. Freedom 90 / George Michael
093. Black & Gold / Sam Sparro
094. B-O-O-T-A-Y / Spank Rock and Benny Blanco
095. Great Dj / The Ting Tings
096. In A Dream / Rockell
097. Don’t Stop the Music / Rihanna
098. Hong Kong Garden / Siouxsie & The Banshees
099. It’s Tricky / D.M.C.
100. Bizarre Love Triangle / New Order

Do yall like his taste in music, or is it just 1 of those people who ‘want to listen to dancey music’ too much and end up going to mainstream 80s dance nights and ‘dancing too hard’ to obvious hits that aren’t that good?

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]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/02/keut-azn-of-the-day-bloghouse-bro-edition.html/feed 60 Will AZNs go extinct in 2k9? http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/will-azns-go-extinct-in-2k9.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/will-azns-go-extinct-in-2k9.html#comments Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:43:04 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=2055
[Photo via Your Boyhood]
Does n e 1 know if it is possible for a race/ethnic group/generalized social+cultural group to ‘go extinct’? Or is that something that happens [via oppression] or [via genocide]? I have heard preliminary reports that AZNs are taking over the China and Japan, and moving to the California, but I have not seen these foreign lands with my own eyes.

I’m kinda worried that AZNs are gonna go extinct because they will get ‘eliminated’ when Kanye West is crucified by Pontius Pilate for having a ‘lil fggt puff mullet thingy’ haircut.

Should I get this zany haircut 2 differentiate from ‘regular black ppl’/blipsters?

XX BONUS POEM XX
[Photo via lookbook]

Traggy McTragTrag AZN
white sunglasses
Deliberate Thrift Choices

Posture is failing
bowlegged
Signs of a physically impaired person.
yet this makes you
U
U mirror U
U = U

The night falls
You go to the local movie theatre
The Crombies do not ‘get’ u

They will see one day
When you go away
and learn to design the clothes which
they shall wear tomorrow

But 2day U r U

Don’t be so Traggy McTrag
Things will get better
Forrest Gump conquered polio
You will conquer your ailments.

Be strong
Hold your chin up
Shoulders back

There are 2 sides 2 every AZN.
[A selected poem from Carles' upcoming PDF book]

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/will-azns-go-extinct-in-2k9.html/feed 10 Kute AZNs of the Day: A Tuggle of School Girl AZNs http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/kute-azns-of-the-day-a-tuggle-of-school-girl-azns.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/kute-azns-of-the-day-a-tuggle-of-school-girl-azns.html#comments Sun, 02 Nov 2008 17:25:35 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=1673
In a previous post, I went on a soul searching journey to find out a collective noun for a group of AZNs.

a colony of azns
a pride of azns
a school of azns
 a tuggle of AZNS

Luv tuggles of sexi private school girl azns. They make me want to study abroad in China/Japan instead of France/the U.K./Spain/Italy.

[Photo via Tokyo Boppy]

Speaking of sexi private schoolers, do yall watch Gossip Girl? I have never seen an episode, but I saw this progressive advertisement for it, and I thought it might appeal 2 me.

Should I buy a case of Sparks & a GossyGurleSeason1 DVD?

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/kute-azns-of-the-day-a-tuggle-of-school-girl-azns.html/feed 25 Should I be a Mystikal, Intergalactic AZN 4 Halloween? http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/should-i-be-a-mystikal-intergalactic-azn-4-halloween.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/should-i-be-a-mystikal-intergalactic-azn-4-halloween.html#comments Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:12:47 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=1652
@ the AZN store. blggng from iPhone

Might buy an AZN to use their skin and/or clothes as a costume.
comes with zany bracelets & pog necklaces.
might have to barter with the store owner.should i buy it? what is the market rate for a [rare] blonde azn?
help

Kinda like blonde azns.

hopefully I can use that shirt in the future for space disco parties.

abt 2 get lunch at mcdonalds or burgr kng. c u there if u want mcFood.

[Facehunter]

___________
sent from my iPhone

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/should-i-be-a-mystikal-intergalactic-azn-4-halloween.html/feed 4 AZNs In Crisis: AZN hair changing colours against their will! [Developing Story] http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/azns-in-crisis-azn-hair-changing-colours-against-their-will-developing-story.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/azns-in-crisis-azn-hair-changing-colours-against-their-will-developing-story.html#comments Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:54:55 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=1360

[Photo by EZ FASHION]

If u r an AZN reader of HRO, or live in a community that is filled with AZNs, can u plz let me know if AZN hair is changing colours? I’ve been monitoring the global AZN economy, and most of their heads are turning platinum. Few in more developed stages have hair that looks like it was dyed with various colours of Kool Aid. Non-black hair is usually reserved for AZNs with strong personal brands–most of them prefer ‘unity’ and ‘oneness with their people.’ This new epidemic of multicoloured AZN hair could shatter every societal norm that AZNs build their personal brands around.

Is this the new Bird Flu, yall? Is this gonna be serious? Or will it just make AZNs kuter?
Should I buy bottled water and/or flashlights with batteries + cans of pork N beans?

…developing…

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/azns-in-crisis-azn-hair-changing-colours-against-their-will-developing-story.html/feed 12 Kute AZN of the Day (what AZNs will look like in our post-hadron collidy world) http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/09/kute-azn-of-the-day-what-azns-will-look-like-in-our-post-hadron-collidy-world.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/09/kute-azn-of-the-day-what-azns-will-look-like-in-our-post-hadron-collidy-world.html#comments Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:03:00 +0000 Carles http://altville.wordpress.com/2008/09/11/kute-azn-of-the-day-what-azns-will-look-like-in-our-post-hadron-collidy-world/
[Photo by DamStyle]
In the future, all Kute AZNs will wear Pokemon bling, backpacks made from the souls of Panda Bears, zany glasses + shoes, zebra skin, and most importantly, championship wrestling belts. According to most designers at ‘Fashion Week’ in a miscellaneous small town, Title Belts are a more functional version of the fanny pack.

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XX BONUS KRAZIE BELT XX

Do yall think ETCH-A-SKETCHes will replace blogging by 2k16 when people are ‘looking to get authentic’ again?
[Photo by LastNitesEtchy]

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/09/kute-azn-of-the-day-what-azns-will-look-like-in-our-post-hadron-collidy-world.html/feed 0 Kute AZN of the Day (SNKR Edition) http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/kute-azn-of-the-day-snkr-edition.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/kute-azn-of-the-day-snkr-edition.html#comments Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:56:00 +0000 Carles http://altville.wordpress.com/2008/08/29/kute-azn-of-the-day-snkr-edition/
Do yall know which war he wants to end?
Do yall know if he is talking about candie bars or athletic shoes that black people wear?

[Photo by The Arab Prrt]

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/kute-azn-of-the-day-snkr-edition.html/feed 0 Keaut AZN of the Day http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/keaut-azn-of-the-day.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/keaut-azn-of-the-day.html#comments Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:25:00 +0000 Carles http://altville.wordpress.com/2008/08/22/keaut-azn-of-the-day/
AZN is as AZN does.


Kute AZN of the Day — Brought to you by the Olympics in China
Sometimes, life makes more sense when you post m0re AZNs and write less words.

[TokyoBopper]

XX BONUS KEUT AZN XX

Historical Fact of the Day: AZNs created flannel/plaid in order to stay warm while they were building the Great Wall of Asia.

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/keaut-azn-of-the-day.html/feed 0 P0st More DeRosnays http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/p0st-more-derosnays.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/p0st-more-derosnays.html#comments Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:14:00 +0000 Carles http://altville.wordpress.com/2008/08/21/p0st-more-derosnays/ You’re probably used to seeing Xavier DeRosnay in the popular poprock band Justice (aka Jousteece). Here’s what he looks like in real life when he’s chillin in party pix with his family.

He has a beautiful alt family. When it is a family of AZNs, do you still call them ‘a tuggle of AZNs‘?
Would u marry your way into the DeRosnay family just to get to talk about bangers/the state of electronic music at Thanksgiving dinner? More importantly, do French people/AZNs celebrate Thanksgiving? Does n e 1 other than Americans have n e thing to be thankful for?

Should this post get the ‘Kute AZN of the Day’ tag?

[Photo by HoboGestapo]

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/p0st-more-derosnays.html/feed 0 QKeayut AZN of the day: A gaggle of AZNs edition http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/qkeayut-azn-of-the-day-gaggle-of-azns.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/qkeayut-azn-of-the-day-gaggle-of-azns.html#comments Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:30:00 +0000 Carles http://altville.wordpress.com/2008/08/15/qkeayut-azn-of-the-day-a-gaggle-of-azns-edition/
I enjoy this group of AZNs. The altest one is on the left, and they get progressively mainstream as you move towards the right.

Does n e 1 know what u call ‘a group of AZNs’?
a) A murder of AZNs (crow humor)
b) A colony of AZNs (ant humor)
c) A kindle of AZNs (kitten humor)
d) A pride of AZNs (lion humor)
e) A school of AZNs (fish humor)
f) A coalition of AZNs (cheetah humor)
g) A whoop of AZNs (gorilla/gibbon humor)
h) A Swarm of AZNs (bee humor)
i) A bed of AZNs (oyster humor)
j) An army of AZNs (frog humor)
k) A cohort of AZNs (zebra humor)
l) A mob of AZNs (wombat humor)
m) A tuggle of AZNs (tugjob humor)
n) Choose.Your.Own.CollectiveNoun

Sorry if none of this information is new 2 u. Did yall ever have to take ’science classes’ in elementary school, or did u just have ‘free day’ in the computer lab every day just like my gifted-and-talented school for the Visual Arts?

[Easy Fashion]

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