HIPSTER RUNOFF

Did yall watch the 2011 VMAs? It is actually a relatively successful mainstream awards show because they are looking to facilitate and proliferate as many memes as possible. This year, they allowed Lady Gaga 2 dress up like a man, and basically let her roll around in her own feces on stage 'trying to be deep', just because they knew that would help them 'win' twitter.

Tons of pretty standard mainstream memes happened.
Did u watch?
Are the VMAs 'too mainstream'?
Did they 'take over' ur social media feed?
Who was 'the big winner' of the VMAs?
Did any indie bands 'go mnstrm'?

I am watching the throne, yall!

"ODD FUTURE STOLE THE SHOW AND THEY RULE THE WORLD 4EVR!" -an odd future fan after odd future does anything

Katy Perry looks hot enough 2 work at my local Chinese Food Buffet restaurant

Beyonce turned her womb child in2 a meme.

'I have 99 problems, and the common problems associated with a pregnant wife's frequent mood swings and emotional needs account for the vast majority of them.'

Lil Wayne 'sags' AND 'wears skinny pants'

Nicki Minaj looking like she rolled around on the floor of a day care center.

We will never forget how he beat the shit out of Rihanna.

Britney Spears is turned on by the Guido-wave Mexi Kevin Federline

Kanye West is happy drunk

"I'd like to thank not only God, but also Jesus" -he actually said that

Kreayshawn looking like swag ass white trash

Unfunny Black Comedian Bro of the Year

The Guy from Entourage

'Yes, my meme power might not be as strong as it used to be, but this face means I still make more money than u.'

'Check out our new website--new artist.biz' -the Good Charlotte bros

Have u lost weight, Jonah, bb??? #LeanCuisine

LAUGHING MY EFFING BUTT OFF!

Foster the People bought their suits at Mervyn's.

It's Leto Time!

The Manager at my local El Pollo Loco

Ur so classy, Miley BB! Did u get that dress at JC Penney's?

"Justin Bieber loves to motorboat my Cha-Chas!"

CONTINUE READING/MAKING FUN OF THESE ASS HOLES ->>>>>>>>

Another year, another crappy awards ceremonies where mainstream celebs try to throw down memes that get blogged about as indie music fans 'wish for' acceptance from mainstreamers. But this year, indie 'finally got recognized' and now every1 has mixed feelings. Seems like it is just time 2 start consuming indie + mainstream music 'side-by-side.'

2k11: The Year of the ArFi

"We did it." -the Arcade Fire

Here is the moment where Barbara Streisand announces that they won and Win is like "What the Hell?" Kinda pissed at him for thanking Canada even though he is from Houston and the Suburbs of America are what inspired him 2 write this album. Really an unchill move by him.

Also Regine babbled something in French. Sorta needs to realize how 2 respect America + the American indie dream.

"Ur telling me the ginger bro gets his own Grammy statue? I thought they got 1 and they had 2 share it."

They 'hid' Regine on drums, which was probably a good call instead of letting her sing Sprawl II and ruining any opportunities they had 2 convert new fans.

Here is the Arcade Fire performing "Month of May" as sweet ass BMX bikers ride around on stage. Wonder if this is some sort of co-branding with the X-Games or something. If the Arcade Fire hadn't won Album of the Year, this would have set indie back at least 30 years.

///just wanna ride my BMX trick bike
///out of suburbia</embed>

Really felt like at that point Arcade Fire 'wasnt gonna win shit' bc they were marginalized the a crappy BMX helmet cam gimmick, but after the win of Esperanza Spalding, u know that 'the academy' was ready to vote for alt picks.

'At least it provided a great moment for Win + Regine's relationship.'

Not sure if this is Win Butler or a member of Slipknot

...yeah... yalls sex is on fire...

Anyways, the only other indie thing 2 happen at the Grammies was the Vampire Weekends showing up and losing

And Zooey Deschanel showed up without Ben Gibbard (trouble in paradise)?

Let's move forward with mainstream celeb sightings + commentary...

SLUTWAVE COVERAGE

...because America <3s boobs, asses, nips, and vag-es....

Lady Gaga showed up in some egg

Lady Gaga rode slutwaves during some live performance of her new song. Came out of an egg.
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Here is Lady Gaga coming out of her egg.

Here she is winning an award but no1 cares abt what she is saying because we already saw what she is wearing

'We get it. Ur zany. Kewl.' [via dick tracy]

Katy Perry: I wish I arrived in an egg.

Katy Perry: I wish I had integrated an egg in2 my performance

Miley Cyrus parties with a bro who fingerbanged her later in the nite

Rihanna Riding mad slutwaves in a recycled Christmas tree dress

Rihanna trying 2 make Chris Brown jealous bc he knows Drake 'already hit that.'

Wish Xtina Aguilera 'cared abt her career' as a slutwaver and lost 20 lbs and got drrrty again instead of going for the 'BBW Aretha Franklin vibes' [via Jimmy John's late nite sub snacks]

Nicki Minaj tries 2 ride slutwaves but will nvr be as 'hot' as Rihanna / Beyonce

Oprah tries 2 rebrand as a slutwaver

Hayley Williams from Paramore dresses like a skank because she doesn't know the difference between 'pseudo-real' awards shows and the MTV family of Awards shows

TWEEN COVERAGE

...because Justin Bieber is one of the most famous ppl on the planet ever...

Here is Justin Bieber letting Will Smith's son rap on his song. Unfortunately, Jaden Smith can't rlly rap as well as his father [via Gettin Jiggy Wit It]

CONTINUE READING THE HRO GRAMMY RECAP>>>>

Arcade Fire

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The Arcade Fire is a 2k0s indie band that went mainstream because their songs sound like meaningful anthems. They pretend to be Canadian but Win Butler (lead singer) is actually from Houston, TX.

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Can't believe it has been a year since Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift and created some sweet internet memes + inspired Carles to write some over-thought puff piece abt the memefication process of humans + events [link]. Honestly can't see my life changing much for the next 20 years. Always gonna sit on a computer, will watch TV, will react to what I am seeing on TV, entertaining my audience of followers who 'value my opinion.'

Worried that time is gonna pass me by, and I won't 'grow up' and I'll just be a worthless 20something forever.

Don't want to think abt that. Just gonna watch the MTV VMAs. H8 society. Just want to consume 'pop culture' and form my unique opinion on it. Want people to know that I 'get' pop culture, and even though I consume it on a daily basis, my perspective on it transcends all.

Feel like Lady Gaga is really 'in her element' at the VMAs, since MTV will basically do whatever she wants to 'create a meme.'

Wore tons of zany meme outfits

She brought a few recently-discharged members of the American Armed Forces to 'make herself seem like a good person.'

Wonder if Katy Perry should have brought some World War 2/Vietnam veterans and/or Holocaust survivors. Think old jewish people might be a haute fashion accessory in 2k12.

Here is another bro who looks like he just won a few medals from serving in Iraq/Afghanistan

I heard that she 'scissored' with Ellen Degeneres just to get blog coverage / appeal to the gay + lesbian markets

Here is Lady Gaga 'sharing a smart snack' with rapper Drake

Drinking out of a zany starbucks cup

Wonder which of these artists is 'more innovative'? Wonder which 1 rode the slutwave harder.

Is there a time where u need to 'retire' getting whored up and wearing stupid, slutty costumes? I can't imagine being 60 years old and having to worry about 'shaving the grey hairs off my pussie region.'

Have u met Shannon Gaga? She is arguably the world's biggest Lady Gaga fan.

Shannon Gaga: The Dead End of Western Civilization

An In Depth Profile Piece by Carles, freelance journalist and Editor N Chiefs of HRO blog

In a previous article of writing, I asked the world, "Who is the world's biggest Lady Gaga fan?" I wanted to know about a fan who completely outsourced her personal brand to Lady Gaga. Who had the balls to become 'more than just a fan', completely dedicating her life to Lady Gaga. What fan truly 'gets' Lady Gaga and has become an unofficial spokesperson for Lady Gaga?

Meet Shannon Gaga. More than just any other Lady Gaga Fan.

Some say she is 'completely out of touch with reality', but her new found fame will have her coming into a living room near u on ur television sets. She is an avalanche, picking up steam, rolling down the pop culture mountain ready to slam in ur face.

The story of Shannon Gaga is about a girl from Corpus Christi, TX, who evolved out of her cocoon into a beautiful butterfly, all by being exposed to the positive female messages transmitted by the art of Lady Gaga.

It all started with 1 lofi vlog in the dorm room of Shannon Annette Cantu's Texas State University dorm room, but through months of hard work and tons of high level exposure, it has become something more than just a youtube sensation or a story of the week. She is truly an individual who is also a lot like Lady Gaga.

Eventually, she became a bonafide super fan celebrity. She decided to take her brand to the next level by making a series of sexy videos and doing live performances around town. Her confidence grew with each show, and brought us modern marvels, like this video, where she rolls around on a campus volleyball court, pretending that the sand is a sexy beach, forming Gaga-esque sexy vibes for all of us to be inspired by.

Understanding Shannon Gaga is about as complex as understanding the Real Lady Gaga. Here is Shannon Gaga's manifesto, taken from her blog:

Manifeso

People are wondering who is "Shannon Gaga?" But that remains to be said. People have asked me 'Why Lady Gaga? What makes you so interested in her?' She inspired me. She changed me. I looked at my old journals, my old life and some old pictures and say, 'How did this happen?' Why didn't I choose Britney or when I was younger do Hilary Duff (which was a long time ago). Because GaGa did what she did. She changed me. As the song from Wicked says, "I have been changed for good..." I am sure, that whoever reads this, is either a fan or a hater. Haters-I don't think you "hate" me. We just use that word now. In fact, most of you probably dislike something about me. Maybe that I'm a big girl. Maybe that I like Lady GaGa a lot. Maybe that I love to perform and not ashamed. I'm pretty certain there are some that dislike me, because they disliked me in high school. They didn't know who I was. I just was a student at King High School. Or maybe I was smarter than you or something else. Who knows? I'm certain that if I just went to class, like Comm 1310 or something, and did 'normal' stuff. I'm pretty sure, you'll not like me either way. I am living life to the fullest. Some of you don't understand me. Well, I am a complex person. I think differently than most people, I now VERBALIZE my emotions more, and even though I may seem shy and weak every now and then. There's a tough girl behind that sweet, innocent facade. You know what? I'm doing this for fame or attention. I don't care about fame or money anymore. Fame, is something that just happened along the way. Fame is a ride-sometimes smooth like on a road, and sometimes it an emotional roller coaster-with jerks and twists and turns. And money, that's just whatever. Yes, I need money (as we all do) but it's not everything to me. Or fame. I never expected anything like this to happen. So, if you're reading this, you will know more of me. I usually give people changes-I try not to judge people. I don't care about what race you are or your sexuality or your size. Those are just labels. You all, have your ideas, of normal, and sometimes normal isn't good enough for anyone. But remember, I am Shannon Annette Cantu "Gaga" and I am proud of who I am. And whether I'm famous or not, whether I'm fat, skinny, big-boobed, or whatever, you can't change that. And Gaga, if you ever read this, I hope you learned something about me. Just like you taught me about you.
Love Shannon "Gaga" Cantu, Princess Monster

In addition, here is a selected tweet from her twitter account, @ShannonGaga20

It seems like Shannon Gaga has truly become a top tier celebrity, soon to get a record deal and end up on MTV. Fans seem to have a natural affinity towards her story. She is an artist of the people, inspired by true life and real sexual desires.

Shannon Gaga is more than just another fan. She is not just a 'Little Monster', which is what Lady Gaga calls her fan. She is a big monster, and a force to be reckoned with.

It seems like she has become a micro celebrity in the San Marcos / Austin central Texas scene. In this video, members of the campus community react to her brand since they see her wearing Gaga gear all around campus. Some say that she is truly a free spirit. Others claim that she is 'borderline retarded', and doesn't realize that people are only really laughing at her.

Just watched her get interviewed by a local radio show. They seem to keep 'cyber bullying her' about her weight, and ask her why she is wearing such a slutty dress, even though she is a massive human being. Then she gives an inspired live performance, showcasing her true vocal talents.

Does Shannon Gaga fail to 'get it', or do we fail to 'get' Shannon Gaga?

Sometimes I wonder
who is Lady Gaga's target market?
Who is her core fan base?
What kind of people 'love Lady Gaga' and 'go to her shows'?
What kind of ppl are 'Lil Monsters'?

Does she transcend all demographics of American consumers?
Or is there 1 target market who she has 'totally exploited'?

Feel like there are tons of 'queer males'
Like the Lady GagAltBro.

Photos by Lastnightsparty

Maybe ur standard 'Hot Topic tweens'
And/or hot topic gays
Who are trying to be 'the next Chris Crocker
[via 'Leave Britney Alone Yall']

Mainstream girls who want 2 be 'pop stars'
girls who mimic 'the latest pop star'
whether it is Madonna, Britt Spears, or Gaga
Doing anything 2 ride the slutwave
even if it means 'putting soda cans in ur hair'

Sorta feel like maybe Lady Gaga is just 4 girls who want 2 'hit da club'
in their Forever 21 adapted wardrobe

The tween market seems to 'love pop music'
Really wish I could have been a modern tween
Might be a 'legalize gay' bro who had the opportunity to 'come out'
5 to 10 years before a Gen X gay would have felt comfy enough 2 'come out'

Might just be a tween fag hag
Wish I knew more 'open gays' as a tween so I could accept more ppl in2 my social circle.

For some reason, I feel like this human
This woman, who looks like she waited 12 hours
just to see Lady Gaga
and seems to have dragged her son
is 'the model Gaga fan'

So weathered
h8s her life
Just wants to be inspired
by a young, pseudo-glamorous performer
who can help her escape from her life

Some1 who makes her feel fabulous
Some1 who makes her feel empowered
Some1 who makes her feel like she is a part of something bigger than herself.
Some1 who makes her feel like her 'bad romance' [via abusive relationship] is 'acceptable'

Feeling sad
so many young ppl around her
wonder if she is trying 2 're-live her youth'
or if she is an 'insane super fan'
who thinks Lady Gaga says her name in songs

Feeling bummed
Like I finally discovered 'the core' of Larry Gagsmith's fan base

So raw
Like if I painted a portrait of her
I would win some sort of art contest
by capturing 'the Portrait of Middle America'

Guess pop icons are just supposed to 'give us hope'
But then u find out that the saddest people in the world
are the ones who need 'pop hope'
Poor ass ppl who still buy CDs at $9.99 at Walmart

So bummed

imagining her waiting 4 her life to get better
Waiting all day in the Chicago sun to get her 'spot' for Lady Gaga
Feeling 'alive' when her fave pop star 'took the stage'
But then going back 2 her real life

R u bummed?
Do 'fans of pop stars' bum u out?
Does Lady Gaga represent an opportunity for sad Middle Americans to construct an identity?
Is she really an 'artist' or is she just an effing slut? Really trying to figure her out.
Not sure if she is good 4 society. Feel like she helps keep people poor, uneducated & trapped in their lives'.

Is Lady Gaga 'an individual' and does she inspire 'individuality' in her fans?
Or do they find solace in a 'community identity'?
Are Lady Gaga fans the new 'effing hipsters'?
Who is the face of Lady Gaga fans?
R u a little monster [via Howie Mandel]?

Lady Gaga

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Lady Gaga is the #1 modern slutwave artist of all time who tries 2 be all 'artsy' and mainstream ppl think she is 'interesting.'

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I just watched this 'viral video' of United States troops stationed in Afghanistan doing an interpretive 'tribute' to Beyonce And Lady Gaga's hit song "Telephone." It made me feel a lot of different emotions:

• I felt proud of America, because we invented webcams and vlog youtube video technology. Al Gore invented the internet, and without it, we couldn't have international meme sensations like Susan Boyle, William Hung, and Larry Gaggah.
• I felt scared for our country's safety, like these military bros should be 'protecting us' or possibly searching for Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein.
• I felt angry at the military for wasting our tax dollars while our troops 'bullshitted around making viral videos.'
• I felt angry at Osama Bin Laden and terrorism for waging a new kind of war that has no immediate end.
• I felt happy again about viral videos, distracting me from the troubles of the modern world, giving me an escape from this 'mad world' [via Donnie Darko]

Sorta wonder if troops deserve to have 'free time.' I am the biggest post-patriot in the world, accepting the beauty in the breakdown of the American Military, but I feel worried that our troops are sending the wrong messages to our enemies. Like when troops go abroad, they aren't actually 'doing anything'--they are just sorta like a group of tweens huddled around a Macbook.

Why do u think this video 'went viral'? Do you think it made Middle Americans 'relieved' to see troops who are under stress take some time out to have fun? Do you think tweens could have done a better job with video editing technology + choreography?
Maybe mainstreamers are in2 this video because the image of soldiers are 'straight men', but these soldiers are acting all fruity. Wonder if it is funny 2 laugh at homosexual stuff.

Do u feel more 'outraged' when u see American troops making viral videos, or American troops torturing prisoners of war?
Is the US Military 'swirling down the shitter'?
Are we wasting money on telecommunication technology for troops?
Who would win in a war: the US, China, Russia, Europe, or the Iran [via nuclear weapons]?
Are terrorists gonna watch our viral videos and think we are chill bros who just wanna bro down and make youtube content?
Do u support America?
Will we ever catch Osaddam Bin Laden?
Does Colin Powell need to 'regulate' and ban troops from making viral videos with tax payer money?

Meme via Ohnotheydidnt

Lately, I have been really into people who create things 'for the sake of going viral on the internet.' It seems like if I had a meaningless mainstream life that I didn't know was mainstream+meaningless, I would probably try to do a lot of stuff that 'went viral' in order to inspire people to 'be interested' in my unique creation for 5 to 60 seconds. Even though I would never be 'famous', I would still try to capture the attention of the internet for 1 magical day. I feel inspired by whoever made cookies that were made 2 'represent various Lady Gaga outfits.' I do not find Lady Gaga to be 'fascinating' or 'inspiring', but I am fascinated by mainstreamers who are 'really in2 Lady Gaga.'   Arts & crafts really enable Middle America to 'express themselves' in a meaningful way.   The spirit of baking is a liberating one for most women, but they generally do not understand that they are perpetuating stereotypes by accepting their role in the kitchen. The truth is, few women are 'genuinely creative', which is why it is so important for so many females to rally around female pop icons.  The spirit of 'girl power' lives on in every female artist.  This act of creating lil cookies of ur fave singer is something that the internet will remember 4evr. Believe in the power of Arts + Crafts + Baked Goods. ////IN DEPTH ////ANALYSIS ///OF COOKIE LADY GAGA VIRAL MEME BITES ///ARTS = CRAFTS = BAKING = MEMES = $$ = LIFE = 'Mad Hits' So amazing how Lady Gaga's performances add an element of theatre + drama to her musical performance.  Can't believe she actually stabbed herself for a performance. It is so beautiful how one cookie can be 'more than just a cookie.'  I feel like this cookie is 'more than just' a choco chip or oatmeal raisin cookie.  Even more than a snicker doodle/Girl Scout Cookie. By representing Lady Gaga in one of her most definitive performances, this cookie exists on a plane of art that few other baked goods exist on.  The red blood makes me feel 'humanized', since the same blood runs through my body.  At an moment, u could get stabbed and ur life will end. If I took this cookie to my design school senior thesis critique, I would definitely get tons of positive feedback for this cookie.  The multicoloured sprinkles give the 'hair' a unique look that few other edible goods could achieve.

NEXT COOKIE>>>

Lady Gaga is a true fashion icon, since she is so willing to 'push the envelope' and 'think outside the box.' Many people say that her act transcends pop culture.  At some sort of fake awards show, she wore something that really made us think abt fashion by wearing something 'beyond belief.' I believe this cookie has also transcended traditional frosting strategies. The red frosting covers the cookie, leaving us wonder what exotic tastes lie behind it.  All we could do is simply take a bite, and hope for the best.  True artists inspire your trust.  Once you take a 'free sample' of a musician or a cookie, u might never let go.

A lot of ppl say that Lady Gaga looks weird. Like she has a jacked up face. Many have called her a 'horse face' or a 'butter face.'  A lot of ppl say that she hides behind glasses a lot cuz she has a schnozzy. I don't agree with them. I believe Lady Gaga is beautiful on the inside and the outside. I feel like this cookie captures her beauty well.  Even though all humans are imperfect, we can still find beauty in their imperfections.

Lady Gaga's music video wardrobes inspire the Halloween costumes for mainstreamers all across the world. I feel like this cookie is supposed to represent how few mainstreamers could look like Lady Gaga, since she is wearing such expensive designer clothing.  The entire cookie creative process is a 'futile' one, but a necessary one.  Though no cookie will do her zany outfits justice, the important part is that the baker decided to create something beautiful. Maybe one day the baker will make lil cookies of herself.  Hope 1 day she can love herself as much as Lady Gager.

I feel like this cookie let me down. The three dimensional element of Lady Gaga's costume is nowhere 2 be found. I wish more top design and architecture programs offered courses that helped students learn more about progressive culinary techniques.  Sorta wish  I could go on the popular Bravo TV show 'Top Chef Cooking 4 yall in the Kitchen.'

Sunglasses are always an important part of a personal brand. I think the 'blind person glasses' are well represented in this cookie.  Even if this cookie was blind in whatever cookie world she existed in, I honestly believe that she would have a lot of confidence in her body image.

Lady Gagy's platinum hair is an important part of her brand. I feel like it must have ben fulfilling to make this cookie, but challenging to re-interpret the morphing animal print features of the original Lady Gaga outfit. The small drizzle of blue sprinkles ejecting from the cookie person's eye probably represents both a 'lightning bolt', but also a small trail of tears, probably for some personal or global tragedy.

Feel like I need to beef up my zany hat collection. I feel like the 'frown' on this cookie is a misinterpreted 'pout.'  The zany hat is poorly executed.  Probably would have used some sort of progressive frozen chocolate to achieve the same effect.

I'll never forget the time Lady Gaga performed for Queen Elizabeth, the President of the United Kingdom. It must have been an honor for Queen Elizabeth 2 get to see one of the greatest performers of our time 'in the raw.' I feel like Queen Elizabeth would enjoy this cookie as much as she enjoyed a zany Lady Gaga performance.

It seems like Lady Gaga uses tons of progressive materials to make unique costumes. The bakers are also probably using progressive cookie decorating materials, such as sprinkles, organic frostings, and miscellaneous paints from their local Home Depot.

I feel really inspired by Lady Gagerton. I feel like if I ate this cookie, I would probably also eat a part of Lady Gaga, giving me the power & creativity to do anything semi-creative in the world.  Like it would give me the power to be a popular tween actor or actress, then I would get to star in a Harry Potter + Twilight movie.  In addition, I would get to write the lead song for the soundtrack.

If I had the opportunity to bake a cookie that looked like this outfit, I would be most excited about crafting her hat and her classes.  Seems like a chill ass mattress pad pattern. I think this cookie is a huge failure, since the cookie artist failed to use a burnt Dorito or a blue corn chip in order to create a unique hat.

She seems to be some sort of 'batman'/devil/gremlin type of creature in this outfit.  Probably trying to inspire 'fear' into ppl. Feel scared of this cookie, like it is some sort of juggernaut.  Possibly a large hornie woman, trying to kill u + make love 2 u.

When we reflect on Lady Gaga's career in 40 years, we will remember the classic Lady Gaga look. This must be a 'classic tasting' gaga cookie.  Probably tastes like a ChipsAHoy or an Oreo or something.

This cookie seems kinda scared. Wonder what the 'real' Lady Gaga is like on the inside.  What is she so afraid of?  Why can't she just be herself?  Why does she have this 'front' up?  It must be nice to just have a Gaga cookie, instead of speculating abt the tons of problems/demons that the real Lady Gaga must have.

I love Lady Gaga's beautiful legs. She often chooses to showcase them in tights. I would love to lick her from her heel to her vagina. I would also love to lick this cookie's entire leg.  But I think things are different on a cookie.  Like I would probably rather lick some of the frosting.

Ultimately, all women want to look like Barbie.  Get all 'whored up' in pink, wear cute jewelry and makeup, and colour their hair blonde, then have tons of men try to insert their peens into them. This cookie has a very 'pretty'/'beautiful' vibe.  Like some men would actually cut a hole into it, and then attempt to make love to the cookie.

This see-thru lace body suit showcase Lady Gag's cute lil nipple. The random dabbling of red frosting on this cookie captured the same sexy aesthetic that see-thru lace can achieve.  I feel let down that there is no interpretation of a nipple on the cookie.

On a lot of these cookies, I feel confused by the amount of space dedicated to the shoulder area. Part of me wants to see breasts/nipples drawn on

'Such a zany outfit...Can she even see out of it... Only Gaga....Loves it!' - 2 mainstream girls watching mtv 2gthr Sometimes I wonder if cookies have souls, and when u eat them, u basically kill them. Wondering what type of beauty lies behind this white costume.  I feel like if I had a bakery, I would create zany cookies of famous ppl to appeal to 'kidz.'  Might have the white frosting on this one taste rich & complex, eventually becoming a guilty pleasure of middle aged ppl on their way to getting diabetes.

This cookie looks more like 1980s Madonna than Lady Gaga. Wonder if Lady Gaga ripped off Madonna.  Wonder if they will 'write a song together' and the make out on stage + have some sort of sex tape.

Wonder if the black frosting taste bad. Wonder if Lady Gaga will die in some sort of plane crash, but no1 will believe she is dead.

I love Lady Gaga's sexy stare. I honestly believe she could make a man cum just by looking deep into his eyes. This cookie seems to have the same effect on me. I feel like if I ate it, I would have a long, hard orgasm, especially if we engaged in a lil bit of foreplay.

I would have loved the opportunity to take on this Kermit the frog zany outfit in cookie format. The cookie artist really 'choked' on this one. Instead of going out of her way to 'create something beautiful', she sort of half-assed, and dabbed a few lil faces on a green background. Feel sad for this failed aesthetic. Ppl try to say it is 'cute and charming', but it just makes me sad.

Really just want the opportunity 2 create something beautiful.  Want the opportunity 2 bake.  Want the opportunity 2 create a meme that goes 'relatively viral' on the internet cuz it is cute & charming.   I feel like I can imagine that 'any1' did this.  Maybe like a 10 year old in St. Louis, or a class of special-needs-innercity kids in a rough part of Harlem.  Really feel like these cookies are 'more than just cookies'--they are relevant commentary on the state of _________. Just want 2 express myself, whether it is in Adobe Photoshop, a youtube vlog, in a scrapbook of my memories, or on a baking sheet, decorating cookies.   I just want to create something that is my own, but also pay tribute to some of my most inspiring idols. Lady Gaga is a genius, and I honestly believe that these cookies are more than just an 'arts & craft' project. More than just some Middle American in her parents' kitchen.  They are a true reflection of the state of art & commerce in America.  I wish I could have a high-end bake sale, and sell these cookies for crazie amounts of money. Might auction them on ebay or something. Sorta want to make lil cookies of other famous people and alt celebs. Should I open up a store at the mall that makes cookie cakes? If I eat 2 many cookies will I get diabetes [via Nick Jonas]? Do these cookies look tasty 2 u? Have u ever had a mnstrm arts+crafts night where u made something beautiful with a group of friends? Do u think that Pitchfork will start reviewing cookies instead of albums? Does Lady Gaga have a beautiful soul and unique lifestyle brand that will live on forever? What is the best kind of cookie in the world, or are u more of a pie/cake/pastry person?

Lady Gaga

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Lady Gaga is the #1 modern slutwave artist of all time who tries 2 be all 'artsy' and mainstream ppl think she is 'interesting.'

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I was taking my daily 'stroll around the alt internet scene', and I noticed that Pitchforkmagazine.com had reviewed one of the latest albums by the popular mnstrm icon 'Lady Gaga.' I didn't read the review, but noticed that she got a 7.8. In the past, I think that score was what they gave to a 'buzzband who yall need 2 watch out 4 in the future.'

I feel confused. I always thought that pitchfork was an indie music site, but Lady Gaga is 0% indie. Maybe I am supposed to 'appreciate her' since her gimmick is artistic or something. Maybe Pitchfork is no longer an 'indie site' since they get mad hits, so they have to cover this type of stuff 4 'search engine optimization' purposes. Seems like p4k might be 'going mainstream', trying to get some emerging tween hits, or something.

Feel overwhelmed by GaGa mania. I think she really appeals 2 middle america, though. Like she represents something 'zany' and 'glamorous' that helps ppl disconnect from their real lives', and gives them an absurd image to lose themselves in. Wonder if she will evolve into an 'icon', or if people will just 'lose interest' and she will just become another fallen star who performs in gay bars full of audacious homosexers who 'adore' her. I think Lady Gaga's best career move might be staging a suicide/murder/drug overdose, which will preserve her legacy. Afraid that she will have some sort of cheesy 'unplugged' era where she has dark hair, and plays songs that sound like Feist/Regina Spekty.

Still can't believe she got a 7.8. I would 'give my right arm' for my buzzband to get a Pitchfork 7.8.

Maybe Pitchfork should alter their rating system in the 2k10s. Possibly expanding the range from 0 to 11. Truly great albums in the 2k10s will sound nothing like great albums from any time before. I feel like they would generate a lot of buzz by doing this, especially if they called in the 'AnCo rule.' Really would be an effective way of communicating the quality + relevancy of an album.

Previous Lady Gaga coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/05/hipster-runoffs-burning-questions-is-lady-gaga-fucking-retarded-srsly-is-there-something-mentally-wrong-with-lady-gaga.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/06/feel-devastated-that-lady-gaga-was-unmasked.html

Previous Pitchfork Ratings coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/09/does-my-life-make-more-sense-now-that-pitchforkmedia-coms-have-reviewed-the-beatles.html

Lady Gaga

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Lady Gaga is the #1 modern slutwave artist of all time who tries 2 be all 'artsy' and mainstream ppl think she is 'interesting.'

Lists: mainstreamer, slutwave

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Pitchfork Media

Company, Blog

Pitchfork is a popular indie blogzine that does reviews and gets mad hits.

Lists: blogs and magazines

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I saw this picture of the Lady Gaga, and it sort of made me confused, but then it 'made me hornie.' I think that she is probably trying to make an artistic metaphor about fashion or something, but she is also branding herself as a girl who is probably 'down 4 anything.'

Sometimes I think about my sexual desires, and my physical requirements in a sexual partner, and they scare me. Feel like I want to do 'the craziest shit possible', but then wonder if I would be able to 'stay aroused' if the moment actually came 2 me. Like if you had a 'series of prostitutes tied up and blind folded' in a 'seedy motel room', would u be able to 'perform' sexually? Would you really be able to do something violent/degrading/oppressive to some1? Or do u think u would crumble underneath the pressure and deviance of ur Xtreme Sexual Fantasy?

Isn't it weird when u know a girl who has 'a rape fantasy'? Do u think it would be sweet to be 'mad rich' then buy a bunch of 'cheap minority prostitutes' in the bulk [via Costco], or would u be scared of dying in some sort of sketchy situation and ur parents finding out abt the 'real u'?

Sorta wish my blog was a 'mainstream' celebritie gossip blog. I feel like I could 'draw cum on pplz faces' and write 'zany captions' on them. Feel sort of 'trapped' in an alternative niche, when I might be more comfortable blogging about John Mayer, Jessica Alba, and the cast of Twilight/Entourbroge.

What r ur sexual fantasies?
If u had a blog what would it be like/what would it 'cover'?
'How far' would u go 2 cum?
Is Lady Gaga 'performance art'?

Previous 'gaga' coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/05/hipster-runoffs-burning-questions-is-lady-gaga-fucking-retarded-srsly-is-there-something-mentally-wrong-with-lady-gaga.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/06/feel-devastated-that-lady-gaga-was-unmasked.html

Feeling sad now that I know 'The Real Lady GaGa.' I used to consider her to be one of the most authentic artists in the pop culture landscape since Kanye West, but now it's like I won't be able to look at her the same ever again. Like I found out a secret that ruined the essence of life. Has this ever happened 2 yall [via Santa Claus / Tooth Fairy / Easter Bro / Jesus]?

Can't believe I have seen 'the real lady gaga' and I am feeling more emotions than just a snarky blogger 'calling her ugly.' Legitimately feel vulnerable right now, like the time my parents sat my family down and told us that they were getting divorced. Feel like 'my whole fucking world has changed.'

I think I used to like her so much cuz of her sex appeal. When I saw her, I thought about 'making love' to her in some sort of artistic/conceptual way. But now it seems like she just wants 'mainstream bro cock' like most girls.

Feel sad when alternative girls end up dating mainstream bros, and then u discover that their pursuit of art/altdom/other sillie ideals were just a gimmick to cope with 'not being able to attract a mainstream bro.' Feel like deep down, girls with alternative boyfriends 'feel like they are settling' some how.

Feel like maybe deep down we're all the same. Maybe that's what we're supposed to learn from Lady Gaga.

We all want to express ourselves'.
We all want to be 'famous' but sort of 'transcend' fame, and let the world know that we 'get' life even though s0 many ppl know who we are.
We all want a mainstream significant other who is 'desired by many ppl.'
We all just want to go to a beach, get followed by paparazzi, and feel 'famous.'
We all want our penis head/clitoris to get 'insanely aroused.'
We all want to find a way to make mainstream = alt, and appeal 2 a mass audience.

Wonder what it's like to be a bro who 'knew some1 famous' when u thought they were just 'retarded' and were going to 'get crushed' by the real world. Don't know how I would feel if some1 in my life 'made it' and was 'successful' in a way that made them famous/successful/relevant/insanely rich. Feel more comfortable knowing that we all 'have to live a shitty life' and feeling like no1 who has appeared in my life has found any kind of happiness, nor are they capable of being 'more self-aware' than me.

In a way, we're all kinda 'wearing a mask.' In a way, we all sorta want 2 construct a version of ourselves' who people like, but we also want a 'chill version of ourselves', reserved only for truly authentically chill bros. Maybe that's what the Lady Gaga Jersey broad is doing. Wonder if that bro knows 'the real gaga.' Wonder if he gets vulnerable with her or something then 'slides it in' and she is attached 2 him 4evr. Feel jealous.

Who is the real U?

Previous Lady Gaga Coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/05/hipster-runoffs-burning-questions-is-lady-gaga-fucking-retarded-srsly-is-there-something-mentally-wrong-with-lady-gaga.html

Hey yall... Just taking some time to recap some recently 'relevant' music videos 4 yall. Feel sad about summer. I read that there are 60% less music memes to consume. :-(

Music Video: Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks

Analysis: Feel like this is a 'perfectly executed meme' since it is a music video that you watch, and ur like 'damn. not sure what is happening/why it is happening. Think I should share this with people. Song is catchy.' Not sure what the budget of this music video was, but possibly should have spent more money on the heads-catching-on-fire part.

Can't believe Grizz Bear outsold Animal Collective in week 1. I wonder if there is some sort of metric to calculate album sales + leaked album downloads to see who is the #1 Alt Artist, instead of going by Grizz Bear's "#8 on billboard." Apparently they sold 33,000 records. Feel like there are at least 33,000 altbros who googled 'Grizzly Bear album leak." We need to adjust our album sales evaluation scale. Wonder if AnCo would have more 'reach' if u took into account illegal DLs. Wonder if Kings of Leon is the next Coldplay.

Music Video: Super Viral Brothers - Hot Chocolate + Polar Bear Rug

Analysis: I have never heard of this group and might never hear of them again, but their name is 'sillie.' I think this video is supposed to 'shock me' since there are a bunch of bros rolling around in blood in some small room. The singer is black, and may or may not be CeeLo. Feel 'disturbed' by this video in a predictable way, but it also might give my dark side a 'hard on.'

Music Video: Wale ft. Lady Gaga - Chillin

Analysis: I think that Wale released some gimmick rapper who is meant to appeal to white people and get coverage on the internet, mainly because 'mixtape' meant to appeal to white people since it was about Seinfeld, and also rapped over Justice's D.A.N.C.E. I didn't listen to this song, since I know it is a gimmick, but instead looked for Lady Gaga's presence in the song. I saw her in the background doing 'stupid ass' poses trying 2 be 'artistic.' Sorta wish she was a video girl who was 'shaking her shit.' Then she sings like Santigold/an indie rastafarian for a little bit, and it's like 'damn. guess this is a music meme.'

Music Video: Major Lazer - Hold The Line
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Analysis: I am still trying to 'understand' what Major Lazer 'actually is.' I know that Diplo is 'behind it' and I think it is supposed 2 be absurd partie music using African sounds and also sillie sounds. They have created some sort of character who is prominent in this video. I think this video is supposed 2 keep ur attention because it reminds of u when u were young since there are sillie cartoons and action figures. I think people have called Diplo 'racist' because of this black goon of a character, and how has 'exploited' African/other black ppl culture even though he is white. I am not sure. He might 'just be trying to have a good time' but also might be 'trying to pay his bills' [via "Paper Planes royalties"]

Have yall seen any good music videos lately?

Grizzly Bear

Buzzband

Grizzly Bear is a bloggable buzzband.

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I felt scared after watching this video. Like there is something 'seriously wrong' with Lady Gaga. I feel scared of her, and the world that she lives in. I think she would be creepy and uncomfortable to be around. She reminds me of when some1 who is 'poor and stupid' tries to act 'rich and educated' based on some cliche from a movie that stars British people who are 'proper and assertive.'

I think she thinks that she is a 'transcendent artist' or something. She seems like a weird woman, or something. I think that there is 'seriously something wrong with her.' I feel like I 'get' art, and she probably thinks she 'gets' life/art, but I feel like my version of reality is more accurate than hers. I feel worried and concerned about her. I feel like if she wasn't famous, she would be some sort of prostitute who 'gets gangbanged' and tells herself that she is 'a free spirit' who 'needs to satisfy her desires that don't fit in with society.'

I feel worried about Gaga 'getting older.' I am not sure if she will be able to 'handle it.' I think she will 'fuck a bunch of young guys' to feel young. I think she will be on VH1 shows or something and still 'act retarded.' I feel like she is 'very ugly' and will only 'get uglier' as time goes on. Think that she will have some sort of facial surgery within 3 years.

Do yall know if camel toes are authentic and prove that ur in touch with nature/sexuality?

'I have always been inspired by fashion.' -generic pop icons

I have always been kind of fascinated by music that is like 'glam' and 'electro' and 'not that good' but has like a 'devoted following, primarily in Europe.' I think it is easier for Europeans to get into songs where some1 says 'fashion' over and over again because it is one of the only English words that they know. I feel weird when I listen to this kind of music, because I don't think that there are very many 'pop sensibilities.' It usually either sounds 'grimey' or like it was 'produced by some1 in Fruity Loops' who don't really know much about music.

I want to write a song and include the following words
high fashion - dance - electro -edgy - makeup - international - Vogue - Fashion - Paris - Milan - New York - I am ______ - International - icon - magazine - cover - it girl

I feel like this 'glam-core' fashion music seems like it is written by a tween who is interpreting the world after he/she reads a magazine + they are exploring their sexuality.

I wish that I could 'get' fashion, art, and music like pop icons do.

I have read that Lady Gaga is 'very inspired' by Andy Warhol. I want to seem like a pop star who 'gets' that popculture 'means nothing' but still 'wants more fame' or something like that. I want to be a pop sensation who sort of thinks that my product is more artistic than it actually is. I want to be a 'sex object' but have it be 'artistic' cuz I 'realize that dudes wanna fuck me in crazie costumes.'

I want to make music that was meant 2 be played in 'gay bars.'

FASHION
ELECTRO
VOGUE
INTERNATIONAL
ICON
COVER GIRL
PARIS
MINNEAPOLIS
MILAN
RUNWAY
HEIDI KLUM
PILATES
MIAMI
CAT WALK
FASHION.
GUYS JERKING OFF 2 MY PIX IN MAGAZINES
GOSSIP
MICHIGAN
GROWING UP
GETTING OLDER
ADOPTING KIDS FROM AFRICA

[lookbook photography]

I was looking at pictures of hot alt tween chicks, and I noticed that this altbroad looked a lot like one of my favourite alternative celebrities. Can yall guess who she looks like?

Hints:

• She is famous 4 wearing top hats
• She sings the song "I Kissed a Girl and I Liked it, Yall."
• She was in the hit reality show The Osbournes.
• It may or may not be "The Uffie."
• She sings the song "Just Dance."
• It might be Alice Glass as a blonde, but I'm not sure.
• She was on the show The Simple Life

WHO DO YALL THINK IT IS?

Yall.
Kinda tired of 'alt shit.' I need 2 ask questions that appeal 2 more people.

Who do yall think will be 'big in 2k9'? Kinda like a girl that 'every1 wants 2 tug 2.' Yall know what I mean.

I have a feeling that Natalie Portman might 'get famous' in 2k9. She was in popular movies like the Garden States, and I think she played Keanu Reeves' lovemate in The Matrix.

Another up and coming singer is the Katy Perrys. This is a picture of her before she 'rebranded' into a semi-attainable moderately alt broad with 'breasts that u can make love to.' This makes her attractive to men without isolating her from female markets.

I have also heard of this new mainstream band called Lady Gaga. She seems like she is taking 'electro' to the mainstream. She seems really unique, fashionable, and talented. Think she really 'gets' what life/dance music is all about.

I am not sure if I like her zany personal brand, or if she should have stuck with her 'Sexie New Jerseyian' brand.

Another person who I think will be big in 2k9 is The Jessica Simpsons. She used to be a reality star, but now she is starting to sing country music. She has a beautiful voice and is very talented. She invented 'mom jeans' in the early 00s.

Another band 2 watch is The Girl Talks. Now that they have officially 'become popular' and 'mainstream', we have 2 see if they are going to slip down in2 a spiral of ___________. R yall worried? What happens to ex-authentic alts when they become commoditized + mainstream?

Another band 2 watch is The Ches. They are a communist anti-establishment rock group. They sing about ideas like 'communism' and 'fascism' and 'hipsterism' and 'war' and 'death' and other stuff that sounds like Linkin Park.

N e ways... just wanted 2 let yall know what's going on in 'mainstream world' since sometimes we forget that there's all of these other people out there who like stuff that's less interesting than 'us.'

h8 mainstreamers, but u kinda have 2 follow it a little bit so that you make sure that you're still alt, and not 'becoming one of them.'

Who do yall think will be big/go mainstream in 2k9? What do yall know about these bands/acts/people that I don't know about? Need yalls help so that I can keep my blog 'modern.'

Seen n e keaut WarholAlts lately // Agyness's free spirited lil brother?

[sartreolast]

Seen n e ppl who are rlly into arts & crafts and made a beautiful dress out of a beautiful print?

[StyleScout]

Seen n e keut AZNs who have an article of clothing that indicates that they are an authentic music fan?

[Facehunter]

Seen n e keut 'sluts from the future' lately? Heard they have an extra hole where u can 'stick it in' that makes u cum like kraaayzeee! [NSFW if they don't allow progressive platinum bands past their web filter]

Seen n e altbros trapped in the bodies of old women?

[Advanced Style]

Can't believe 2k9 is here and I still haven't figured out who I am.
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Is any1 else nervous/excited abt the future?  In the future, people will finally be able to express who we rlly are.  No more 'being conservative' just 2 'fit in.'  In the future, we will all be authentic.  The clothes at our local mall will finally represent our progressive personal brands.  We will all be friends with people who 'truly' 'understand' who we 'are.'  We will embrace, and take photographs, and our moments will live forever.

In the future, all women will be forced to have bangs that span at least (0.5 * the circumference) of their head.  Each woman will be identified by origami corsages of various colours.

In the future, we will all fuck one another, no matter what type of hole we have.  We will not 'make love' to people/genders--we will make love to souls.

In the future, we will all have beautiful, authentic souls.