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Lady Gaga and Shannon Gaga team up to vlog abt gay rights [via asking & telling]


From what I understand, homosexuals are second class citizens in the United States of America. When they serve in the military, it is kinda unchill because the American government doesn't want 'fuu fuu' fighters to ruin the rest of the straight troops who are 'killing machines. Not sure if I 'get' it, but as u know 'better safe than sorry.' Don't wanna lose any wars just because we have homosexuals in the military. U never know if they might 'ditch out' on fighting, hit up a gay bar, do tons of poppers, have casual sex with multiple partners, then watch re-runs of Project Runway [via stereotypes of homosexuals].

Lady Gaga went ahead and vlogged about gay right's, telling u 2 tweet/email the government, and tell them to 'change.' Not sure if she authentically cares about gays, or if they just buy a lot of her albums, so this is just some sort of complex 'advertorial.'

It seems like this was some sort of co-branded marketing experiment with Shannon Gaga, who also decided to vlog in black and white. She makes it clear that she 'is friends with gay people' and that she is a bisexual.


Shannon Gaga is so eloquent, yall. Read on her wiki that she was captain of her debate team. Feel like if u just want to go ahead and forward this post to ur local city councilman / senator /, they will watch these videos and the laws will change.

Shannon makes a lot of good points. Compares gays to black ppls, hispanics, white people, other civil rights movements. Her phone goes off. Says she tried to call her senator but it didn't work. Says her parents are bigots who 'h8 fags.' Says she is 'open minded.' Says she is not using a teleprompter to speak.

U really can't say no to 2 gagas. Really glad two powerful people finally 'spoke up' on this issue. Kinda wish they'd stand up for bloggers soon.
Should gays be allowed to serve in the military?
Are 'don't ask don't tell' and 'racial profiling' both pretty chill practices that keep us safe from terrorism?
Should all gays be required to wear some sort of 'scarlet letter' or can u already kinda pick it up if u have 'strong gaydar'?
Does Lady Gaga 'care about gays' or is she just trying to make sure they buy her albums?
Does Shannon Gaga being a bisexual 'turn u the fuck on'?

XX BONUS Don't Ask Don't Tell vlog by the 'Leave Britney Alone' Fallen Viral Star Chris Crocker XX


Leave gays alone, yall.
Is Harvey Milk 'rolling around' in his grave?

Lady Gaga

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Jared Leto tries to hit on Lady Gaga, attempts to hand her his buzzband’s demo CD

Jared Leto: Hi. It&#39;s me. Jared. Lady Gaga: Who r u? Jared Leto: U don&#39;t know me? Lady Gaga: You look familiar. Have u been to one of my shows? Jared Leto: No, not yet. I am actually in a band. Lady Gaga: That&#39;s nice. Jared Leto: Have you heard of &#39;30 seconds on mars?&#39; Lady Gaga: Is that the movie where a comet/meteor is heading 2 Earth and every1 is afraid of dying? Jared Leto: No, that is the movie Deep Impact. Lady Gaga: The one with Bruce Willis? Jared Leto: No, that is Armageddon. Lady Gaga: Loved that 1. Jared Leto: Yes. I am actually a movie star, too. Lady Gaga: Oh yea. What movies? Jared Leto: Have u seen Fight Club? Lady Gaga: Yes, a long time ago. I don&#39;t see very many indie films. Jared Leto: I was in that. Lady Gaga: Were u the fat guy with bitch tits? He is in a band. Jared Leto: No, that was Meatloaf Lady Gaga: Oh okay. well I g2g Jared Leto: But my band is awesome. I think u should check us out. Lady Gaga: brb gotta change costumes Jared Leto: I wear costumes too. Lady Gaga: Okay. Jared Leto: I want to be like u. U inspire me. Lady Gaga: Every1 is welcome to be a little monster. [via Shannon Gaga] Jared Leto: but u don&#39;t understand. I am a creative spirit. Lady Gaga: I encourage all young tweens to be creative, and 2 be themselves [via individuality {viavia Shannon Gaga}] Jared Leto: Do u want to see my band&#39;s video? Lady Gaga: I&#39;m super busy. Jared Leto: But we&#39;re super kewl. We ride bicycles around a post-apocalyptic city. Hold on. I will stream it from my iPhone.


Lady Gaga: That was kinda fruity. Was that 4 real? Jared Leto: U didn&#39;t think it was beautiful? Lady Gaga: Was kinda dumb, honestly. Why am I still talking 2 u? Jared Leto: I&#39;m Jared Leto. I&#39;m an artist Lady Gaga: Okay. Jared Leto: I have a beautiful soul. When I look at u, I know that same beauty is inside of u. Lady Gaga: Plz stop bothering me. Jared Leto: I want to be with you. Lady Gaga: Excuse me? Jared Leto: I want to make love 2 u. Lady Gaga: I already have a partner. Jared Leto: I want to be inside of u. I want my peen to ride ur slutwaves. Lady Gaga: Ur kinda getting creepy on me bro. Jared Leto: I want to plant my seed in u. Lady Gaga: I am not fertile :-( Jared Leto: My cum/semen is rlly strong. Guarantee u will get preggers, even via oral/anal Lady Gaga: Scared of u. Jared Leto: I want to grow old with u. Lady Gaga: I will never grow old. I don&#39;t believe in &#39;time&#39; or &#39;age&#39; Jared Leto: I&#39;m hornie. Lady Gaga: Plz leave me alone. Jared Leto: My peen is hard right now. Lady Gaga: What is a peen? Jared Leto: It is slang 4 &#39;penis.&#39; Lady Gaga: That&#39;s chill. Jared Leto: I&#39;m in <3 with u. Lady Gaga: I&#39;m larry gaga Jared Leto: I&#39;m Jared mutha fuckin Leto and I can get any fucking pussy in the world. Don&#39;t kid urself. I just gave u the opportunity of ur lifetime to make love 4 real 4 the first time, and u turned that shit down. Ur gonna regret this. This won&#39;t be the last time u hear from me. I&#39;m Jared Leto. I was in Fight Club. I&#39;m in a buzzband. I&#39;m an artist. Jared Leto went on to join Coldplay. He was found dead six weeks after they swept the Grammys. Doctors claim he was &#39;too alt&#39; 2 be alive. Is Jared Leto a chill bro? Is he the most alternative human on the planet? Do u think Lady Gaga wants 2 &#39;ride&#39; Jared Leto? Would Jared Leto + Larry Gaga have the most conceptual sex in the history of the world? Should they try to have a child? If Jared Leto came up 2 u, what would u do?

Jared Leto

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Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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Lady Gaga crowdsurfs topless at Lollapalooza, tons of tweens and bros grab her all over


It seems like Lady Gaga 'headlined' Lollapalooza, and played for a lot of people. Heard her set cost $250K to construct. I'll bet the Arcade Fire sorta wishes she just gave that money 2 Haiti, and played an acoustic set.

N e ways, looks like Lady Gaga was wearing fishnets and tape over her nipples, and threw herself into a music festival crowd. Seems 'mad dangerous', like u might get raped. Maybe she was trying to re-enact Shark Week, except with hornie festival bros [via human 'chum'].

Sorta wonder if she is really vibing out to this band's music, or if she just wanted to create a 'meme.' Maybe she gets off 2 having tons of bros grab her all over.

Feel like maybe she shoulda worn something more 'protective', like an inflatable raft, or something.

Female woman dressed half naked crowdsurfing. Is this what it means to ride slutwaves?

The name of the band is apparently 'Semi Precious Weapons.' Googled them. They sound 'terrible.' Think they are just one of those alt rock bands with a 'flaming gay' lead singer who might appeal to misguided tweens who are searching for their sexuality.


How many digi cam bros can u see? Do u think they are just trying to capture content that makes them 'go viral' or are they just hornie, trying to take some pix of nudes?

Did Lady Gaga produce 'the meme' of the festival?
Did she 'win' Lollapalooza?
Did she put the security team at risk, creating a hazardous situation?
Is she 'totally rock n roll'? Do u 'loves it'?
Should she 'put on some effing clothes?
Is Lady Gaga 'the greatest artist' / 'greatest meme generator' on the planet, or is Kanye West still #1?
Should Kanye West take out his peen and pee on a crowd to 'top' Lady Gaga?

Lady Gaga

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Lady Gaga is the #1 modern slutwave artist of all time who tries 2 be all 'artsy' and mainstream ppl think she is 'interesting.'

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Lady Gaga dry humps some altbag in a pool

Lady Gaga was seen riding metaphorical slutwaves in some pool with some bro.  I am not sure what his personal brand is all about, or how he was able to 'snag' a rich ass famous lady like Lady Gaga. I think she must be into the 'prince and the pauper' type of relationships, where she feels like she is a rich, rare, valuable resource, and she is giving some 'loser' the time of his life.

Lady Gaga took a break from touring on Monday to hit the pool at Houston's St. Regis hotel with her on again boyfriend, Luc Carl. Between kisses and more PDA, bikini-clad Gaga and Luc battled friends in a game of chicken, and it looks like the singer came out victorious.

Seems like they are mad conceptual/progressive. This seems like a 'very freaky' version of 'dry humping.'

wonder 'who the hell' that bro is.

Luc is the object of Gaga's affection currently, though, and she's spent a lot of her downtime over the last few weeks hanging out with him in NYC, where he works as a bartender in the East Village.

Damn. Bartender in the East Village. Wonder if that is 'more alt' than bartending in Brooklyn?
Do u ever have dry humping fantasies in pools?
Have u ever had sex in a pool? What safety concerns are there?
Do u wish u could be in a relaish with a famous/indie celeb even though u work a shittie job?
Should I get a job as a bartender 2 'pick up chicks' and 'get a beer bellie'?

Lady Gaga breaks into John Lennon's mausoleum, plays his white piano

From what I have learned from the Beatles Rock Band wikipedia app, John Lennon was assassinated from the Beatles for being too buzzworthy, and his body is now being preserved in some mausoleum in hopes of harvesting his DNA one day to bring him back to life in order to compete in the current buzzosphere. Some call him 'The Avey Tare of the Beatles.' N e ways, Yoko Ono apparently 'lives' in his grave, making sure there are fresh cold cuts for his ghost body to eat.

Lady Gaga went to this underground tomb center, meeting with Yoko Ono and getting on the white piano

Sean Lennon just tweeted this photo of Lady Gaga “belting” on John Lennon’s famous white piano at Yoko Ono’s house.

Wonder if Lady Gaga could feel John Lennon's ghost hands on her body, rubbing her supple ass breasts, tickling her clitoris with his ghost tongue, sabotaging her body with chillwaves of cummy vibes. Feel like she probably had a 'chill ass vintage jam sesh', writing a new Beatles wave revivalist rock n roll song.

From what I understand, "Imagine" was one of the first emo / cutesy anthemic indie songs ever written.


Can't believe Lady Gaga memefied this piano.
Was honestly waiting for John Lennon to come back to life to see how he could 'make it' in the modern indiesphere.
Don't really think the Beatles could have made it in 2k10.
Did Lady Gaga ruin this 'iconic' piano?
Do u wish u could have seen a porno movie where Yoko Ono 'bangs' Lady GaGa with an African American strap on cock?
If John Lennon was still alive, would he do honky ass performances in Vegas 2 make money?
Did Lady Gaga leave conceptual poop stains on this white piano?

Lady Gaga

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Lady Gaga 'falls on her ass' after wearing zany, nonfunctional shoes

Lady Gaga is 'a progressive artist' who tries 2 take her personal brand to the next level by wearing 'stupid shit' that provides great blog photo memes. One day, she will probably wear the skin of an African American woman 'just 2 get headlines.' N e ways... she wore some 'really stupid' shoes while walking thru Heathrow [via Heath Bar] airport. Because she shoes are 'so dumb', she fell over, sorta like when a bro on stilts falls over.

Wonder if she was 'doomed' 2 fall based on 'how stupid' her shoes were.

Should Lady Gaga go to design / architecture / fashion school so that she can learn what makes fashion 'beautiful'?
Is Lady Gaga 'trying 2 hard' to be a 'fashionable slut'?
Should Lady Gaga just let 1,000,000 men 'gang bang' her and put it on youtube / pornotube / xtube /redtube / cumtube / other popular porn video site?

Sorta want to go to Hot Topic and buy some goth platform shoes.

Might spend a few weeks learning how to walk in them.

Do yall know what makes Lady Gaga 'so revolutionary'?
Does she deserve 'pain'?
Is this the beginning of the end of Lady Gaga's career?
Should we replace Lady Gaga with the Lady Gaga fuck doll?
Should Lady Gaga go on 'project Runway'?
WTF is 'fashion'?

Rolling Stone puts Lady Gaga on the cover in a bra + machine guns, trying 2 sell more copies

Magazine covers are sorta like printed internet memes that companies are still trying to sell even though the business model is 'quickly dying.' Seems like it is still a chill way for 'authentic photographers' to get paid + showcase their art in hi-res format, but seems like blogs/websites are a better way to consume music news + opinions, since u can stream mp3s from websites and not via paper.

Rolling Stone, the Pitchfork of the 1960s and 1970s, seems to have put Lady Gaga on the cover of their magazine. She is known as the leader of the modern slutwave movement, taking over for previous slutwave pop legends like BritBrat Spears, Madonna, and the women of the Lilith Fair. On the cover, she is posing 'bare assed' with some machine gun bras. Not even sure what her vibe is supposed to be about. Maybe like 'i am a slut. i will metaphorically fuck u then kill u.' Sorta not even 'getting hard' 4 her.

Feel like you 'get' the essence of the magazine just by viewing the cover, but u can always just look at the cover in .jpg format, instead of actually going to your local news stand and purchasing the magazine. Who will buy this magazine? Lonely females? Hornie teens? Will some store like WalMart 'refuse to stock it' because it is too sexual and give the issue 'more press'? Is Larry Gaggy 'trying 2 hard'?

'Sex sells. Violence sells.'
- the makers of the popular video game Grand Theft Auto/snuff films

Wonder what Lady Gaga's plan to stay relevant is going to be. Feel like her body is just gonna get old, but she will stay the same. Worried about her. Wonder if Jay-Z would be more successful if he 'got naked' more often and showed off penis + his muscular frame. Seems more chill to be a bro in music instead of a female in music.

Is Lady Gaga a 'pop' genius?
Is Lady Gaga an 'artistic genius'?
Is Lady Gaga the modern Andy Warhol?
IS Lady Gaga original?
Are magazines dying?

Should Lady Gaga have used more bubbles to make a bubble nudity meme?

Did Christina Mexiluera have the most authentic 'slut' phase?

Is Brittney still #1 in ur slut power rankings?

Do naked bros sell magazine covers?

Should I start a magazine and have the first issue be a 'cock pic'?

Cut Copy's next album being 'mixed' by the same bro who mixed AnCo's MPP

Cut Copy has had a long, authentic indie career, really 'coming thru' on their album releases, not letting any1 down. They apparently have a 'new album' coming out in early 2k11, but will release singles in the fall of 2k10. Sorta wonder if these are the 2k10 MP3s that will give us the sense of authentic buzz that we have been waiting 4. Feel like if Cut Copy delivers on this album (critically, conceptually, and mildly commercially), they might achieve High Level AnCo status where every1 worships everything that they do.

Pitchfork Magazine interviewed them, and talked about what their next album will sound like.

Band leader Dan Whitford recently chatted with us about the self-produced record, which is currently being mixed by Ben Allen, whose resume includes Animal Collective's Merriweather Post Pavilion and Gnarls Barkley. The band also plan to debut a few newbies live when they hit some festivals this summer, including Lollapalooza. We've heard a few new tracks ("Blink and You'll Miss a Revolution", "Take Me Over", "Alisa", "When I'm Going", and "Turning From Stone"), and they sound more groove-based and less rock than In Ghost Colours.

Wonder if the new album will be appropriate/listenable. Was scared about their second album, but seems like they are 'evolving' appropriately.

This is a photograph of Ben Allen, the bro who 'mixed' Animal Collective's hit album Merriweather Post Pavillion.

Seems chill. Can't believe he threw down such appropriate levels on so many complex textures.

Another highlight of the Pitchfork interview comes when they talk about Lady Gaga inviting them on tour, but they 'shafted the hell out of her', declaring 'hell no':

Pitchfork: I heard Lady Gaga invited you to open for her on tour recently. What did you think when you got that offer?

DW: It was one of those weird moments where you're not sure whether to burn the letter or frame it and put it on your wall. We were simultaneously repulsed but also tantalized by the idea of touring with her for a whole year. It is funny how you can write off some huge, ultra-popular musician, but if you find out they actually like your music, you're like, "Oh, well maybe they're all right!" To be honest, I don't listen to the radio at all. I get a lot of stuff online and the rest is all old records. I don't really know her music that well.

Pitchfork: Seems like it could've been a cool experience.

DW: Yeah, that's why I was intrigued. We've been asked to do big tours before and never really found anything we would want to do. We're more focused on our own music and our own fan base. But yeah, if I were in a "Choose Your Own Adventure" novel it would've been interesting to go on tour with Lady Gaga and see how that affected my career and life. I don't think we ever seriously thought we'd do it, though.

Seems like they pulled the 'authentic' route, and said no to crazy mainstream opportunities.
Wonder how many indie/electro/chillwave bands would have turned that down. Seems like in the era where 'selling out' is accepted as the norm, they chose to limit their brand exposure in search of more authentic pastures.

Should Cut Copy have gone on tour with Lady Gaga, making tons of money off tweens, gays, and lonely females?
Will the next Cut Copy album 'deliver'?
Will Cut Copy 'kill' chillwave if they get post-prog rocky enough, departing from electro/70s pop vibes?
Will Cut Copy save 2k10, or will they just be the 'first of many great albums in 2k11'?
Do u h8 2k10? R u pumped abt 2k11?

Lady Gaga releases sex doll so u can pretend 2 have sex with her

It seems like the new brand of female singers is all about 'being a slut.' Just sorta getting naked and rolling around on stage as you sing songs about men who 'fucked ur brains out, but played with ur mind.' I think sometimes they try to make it seem like they are 'the man' of the relationship just to be edgy & empower women who don't really have high self-esteem and consume 2 much celeb gossip.

Anyways, Lady Gaga seems to have released a 'fuck doll.' It seems like some sort of inflatable version of her, and you can stick your penis into her mouth, butt hole, and vejani. It seems like there are a 'shitload' of nude Lady Gaga pix floating around on the internet, so now u can just buy this lifeless body to cum with, instead of just cumming while u look at your computer screen. I sorta want the warmth/form of another human, but don't always want to deal with the responsibility of 'their feelings' in the post-coital era.

She seems chill [via product description]

She Loves It When U Poke Her Face

Have yall ever had sex with some1's mouth, or are u afraid of 'teeth accidents'?

Seems really lifelike. Maybe I might start buying 'celebrity fuck dolls' instead of trying 2 have sex with women. Always wanted 2 be in a relaish with some1 famous, but that seems unrealistic at this point in my life.

Is this type of progressive merch the kind of stuff that makes Lady Gaga an 'icon'?
Should Lady Gaga just let people have sex with her for $$$ instead of releasing mp3s?
Did Lady Gaga set back women in music 100 years?
Should an indie singer release a sex doll?
Are sex toys the future of the music industry?
Can I buy a replica of Benjamin Gibbard's penis?

Lady Gaga makes a new video, perpetuates her slutty artsy brand


Hey yall. Lady Gaggy has a new song/video for some song called "Alejandro." Seems like the song is probably about some sort of 'deviant relationship' with an ethnic man with a Spanish/Mexi name. Didn't really understand what she is singing about, but seems very urgent, like she has to express herself, and talk about some sort of 'innerdemons' that she explored with Alejandro. Feel like all of Lady Gaga's songs are about some sort of deviant sexual addiction that tests ur self-concept + will power. I guess it is easy for boring ppl to project themselves into these songs.

Feel like having a song called "Alejandro" is controversial, since interracial relationships are generally frowned down upon in our modern white society. The song is probably supposed to piss off 'extreme white ppl' who hate all brown ppl.

Do u think the video is 'progressive'?
Does it 'turn u on' or have u already seen enough of Lady Gaga's body + her rolling around, acting like a slut that this gimmick is 'sorta tired'?
R u hornie 4 Lady Gaga?
Do u think she should just release a video where she is being 'gang banged' for 40 minutes?
Do u want to see a Lady Gaga sex tape?
Does Lady Gaga need to get 'tit implants' to complete her sexual brand?
Is Lady Gaga setting back the women's rights movement?
Is Lady Gaga original, or is she just ripping off M.I.A. / Madonna?
Is pornography the ultimate female art?
Have yall ever pleasured urself to a female music video?

Uffie’s French husband Andre spotted ‘canoodling’ with Lady Gaga. Trouble in paradise?

Uffie apparently married some French artist named Andre a while ago. Not sure what is up with their marriage, but this picture of Andre 'backstage' at a Lady Gaga concert was 'uncovered.' Not really sure if they were actually 'canoodling.' Feel like any picture where a man and a woman who are moderately famous stand close together could be called 'canoodling.'

Do yall think Andre 'traded up' / 'upgraded' from Uffie to Lady Gaga?
Do u think he will upgrade Lady Gaga for Madonna / Katy Perry /Ke$ha / Feist / Karen O? Or is Lady Gaga basically the #1 pop icon conceptual female skank of all time?

I remember the good ol days, back when he used to doodle all over her body. Wonder if 'everything has gone down the shitter.'

Uffie has a new album come out that might not be critically acclaimed/commercially successful, so he really needs to be there for her.
Does n e 1 know if Andre and Uffie's marriage is in shambles?
Do they have a last name?
"Does Lady Gaga have a peen?"
Are all French people in an open relationship [via facebook status]?
Have yall ever gotten in trouble for 'canoodling' even though it was just a picture with a member of the opposite sex?


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Joanna Newsom tries 2 stay relevant by calling Madonna + Lady Gaga worthless dumb asses

From what I understand, Joanna Newsom's latest album was a flop commercially, but she is sort of grandfathered into 'good reviews' and coverage from most magazines. Probs also helps that she is dating Andy Samberg to 'keep her in the limelight' even though she is probably pretty/musically gifted enough to date a super rich bro, like some sort of Prince of Persia type of bro or something.

N e ways, her album cycle is 'winding down', so she just dropped a few last lines that would get her press in an interview with the Guardian. Basically takes a decent shot at Lady Gaga being a poor man's Madonna, and calls them both dumbasses, and sort of says that any journalistic outlet that critically oozes over Lady Gaga is 'just trying to get blog hits':

"I'm mystified by the laziness of people looking at how she presents herself, and somehow assuming that implies there's a high level of intelligence in the songwriting. Her approach to image is really interesting, but you listen to the music, and you just hear glow sticks. Smart outlets for musical journalism give her all this credit, like she's the new Madonna [...] Although I'm coming from a perspective of also thinking Madonna is not great at all. I'm like, fair enough: she is the new Madonna, but Madonna's a dumb-ass!"

Is Joanna Newsome 'better than' generic pop stars because she knows how 2 play the harp?
Wonder if she is right. I feel like I enjoy Madonna and Lady Gaga, but maybe it is because they really embrace 'being a piece of ass that sing pop songs and wear skimpy lil outfits.' Not sure if I care how they are critically received, just as long as they beg for my attention a few times per year, I will give it to them.

Maybe my relationship/interpretation with Joanna Newsom makes more sense now that I realize she isn't just trying to be a 'piece of ass' that blog bros are creaming their pants over.

In addition, J-New claims she doesn't read blogs because u can get ur feelings hurt by 'worthless bloggers and commenters who don't know shit abt anything':

Newsom admits to being “vulnerable to the call of the Internet” and knew that fans were ascribing titles to the unrecorded songs that would appear on Have One On Me. “When I was playing new songs, people would refer to then by these titles that I hadn’t referred to them by, and they would do it real authoritatively, like super know-it-all,” she says. “It really annoyed me.” But in September 2009, Newsom called it quits and stopped reading about herself, recognizing it as destructive and dangerous. “I’m a girl, and I’m human, and so probably the things that get to me the most are just when someone’s like, ‘that girl’s ugly,’ or ’stupid,’ or really playground shit,” she confesses. “Everything kind of affects me somehow if I read it, but that’s the stuff that drains your energy the most. Anything that engages the work is something that you somehow can step away from. I’ve read horrible, scathing reviews, and some of them are kind of good, kind of well-written, and occasionally they’re even funny. I remember with Ys, there were a few things that I read that made me laugh a lot, that were tearing it apart but making really good points. And somehow that doesn’t hurt my feelings as much. But there’s a class of insult that you can’t engage with at all, and you can’t defend yourself against in any way, and it just resonates with a very primal part of you. No one wants anyone to think they’re ugly and stupid, so somehow that’s the stuff that gets me.”

Do u think artists should read their reviews to stay in touch with the modern cultural zeigeist, or do they need to 'stay isolated' and do their best not to care what unqualified/inconsequential people have to say about them?
Will any female indie artist who wants to 'get headlines' talk shit about Lady Gaga for the next 10 years?
Do u respect Lady Gaga because she can 'man up' and use negative press in her favor?
What do u expect from females in music?
Was Joanna Newsom a 'failure' because her album didn't sell as much as Feist's?
If Lady Gaga could play the harp, would Joanna Newsome be obsolete as a musical resource / marketable product?
Should Joanna Newsom start walking around in her underwear to get more blog coverage/make better music that appeals to mass markets?

Joanna Newsom

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Joanna Newsom is some indie songstress who plays the harp and writes weirdo songs that some ppl say are 'amazing.'

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Lady Gaga is the #1 modern slutwave artist of all time who tries 2 be all 'artsy' and mainstream ppl think she is 'interesting.'

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Death Cab opens for the Seattle Mariners, plays indie version of “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”

Death Cab for Cutie continued their ascension into the post-mainstream by opening for the ultimate band of all--the Seattle Mariners, a major league baseball team from the Seattle Area. This seems like it is just the next step in their ascension towards playing the Super Bowl with Vampire Weekend in 2k14 (after the Kings of Leon in 2k13). Do u know if Cool Dads are into baseball? Feel like that might be an 'uncool' sport for the next 10 years, but might gain retro/vintage stock in 2k19.

Is opening for a baseball team on opening day of the baseball season sorta like opening for God / George W. Bush / America?

Do yall think they 'killed it'? Do u think they should have played one of their original songs to 'stay true to the indie vibe'?


In this interview with a regional talking head, Ben Gibbard claims that "his two favourite things in life are music and baseball." Do yall think Zooey Deschanel got all sad when she heard that quote?


Wonder if the acoustics in a baseball stadium help the indie sound. Kinda feel like it was probably similar to Animal Collective's performance art at the Guggenheim.

Need to get custom jerseys of my fave indie alternative celebrities.

Baseball seems like a pretty alt place to chill. Music, fashion, art, graphic design, public space, and architecture come 2gether for a really chill ass authentic experience.

Wonder if Lady Gaga will get some conceptual merch at a baseball game.

R u a Deathcab fan?
Is Death Cab for Cutie bigger than Nirvana in the Seattle area?
Will Ben Gibbard always be ur bro?
Do u think DCFC generated tons of regional sales from fat old dads who were watching baseball on their regional Fox Sports provider?
Will Animal Collective open for the Baltimore Orioles in 2k11?

Adapted Version of 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game' entitled 'Take Me Out to the Indie Alt Blogosphere':
Take me out to the relevant alt concert at which a buzzband is playing,
Take me out with the crowd;
Buy me some free PBR and free vodka + mixer who paid 2 'sponsor the event',
I don't care if I never get back.
Let me root, root, root for the buzzband,
If they don't 'go viral' and 'get above an 8.0 from pitchfork', it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three mp3s, you're relevant,
At the old alternative indie memesphere game.

M.I.A. tries to stay relevant by ‘talking shit’ about Lady Gaga + the ‘sellouts’ on the Twilight Soundtrack

NME is a UK magazine that probably hates Americans and most music from America, except for maybe the Kings of Leon and MGMT. They had some interview with M.I.A. that is getting 'mad blog coverage', from the Pitchfork Media to the Perez Hilton. M.I.A. is probably a D rate artist compared to Lady Gaga's social status perception, so it was probably a 'good move' for M.I.A. to 'talk shit' about Lady Gaga.

Basically M.I.A. called Gagerton an unoriginal copy cat ripoff artist sellout who is part of the major label machine. Both M.I.A. and Lady Gaga are signed to Interscope Records.

I am not sure what M.I.A.'s deal is. It seems like she just likes to 'talk shit' to stay in the news. I think she hates America, capitalism, and most of the people in our blessed nation, even Lady Gaga.

Do we still need record labels?
Are they even interested in making money from music anymore? Lady Gaga plugs 15 things in her new video. Dude, she even plugs a burger! That’s probably how they’re making money right now - buying up the burger joint, putting the burger in a music video and making loads of burger money.

Do you think those programmes and the internet have destroyed the mythology around popstars?
I don’t know. Again, there’s Lady Gaga - people say we’re similar, that we both mix all these things in the pot and spit them out differently, but she spits it out exactly the same! None of her music’s reflective of how weird she wants to be or thinks she is. She models herself on Grace Jones and Madonna, but the music sounds like 20-year-old Ibiza music, you know? She’s not progressive, but she’s a good mimic. She sounds more like me than I fucking do! That’s a talent and she’s got a great team behind her, but she’s the industry last stab at making itself important - saying, ‘You need our money behind you, the endorsements, the stadiums’ Respect to her, she’s keeping a hundred thousand people in work, but my belief is: Do It Yourself.

How important are image and visuals to your music?
Very. But it’s not like “Haus of Gaga” (laughs). Me blindfolded with naked men feeding me apples and shit.

Would you ever make a record for a Twilight soundtrack?

They asked me. Luckily Jimmy [Iovine, chairmen of M.I.A.’s US label Interscope] had beef with the Twilight people, so he stepped in and told them to fuck off.

Photoshop by Carles

Whose side are you on, M.I.A.'s or Lady Gaga's?
Is M.I.A. 'dead on' about Lady Gaga's unoriginality?
Is M.I.A. a hypocrite?
Is Lady Gaga more of a 'genius' for figuring out how to 'stay true 2 ur art' even if you are in the mainstream system?
Is NME an anti-American magazine?
Are yall 'over' M.I.A.?
Is M.I.A. kinda like an annoying blog that is negative about everything and only knows how 2 'talk shit'?
Is Lady Gaga a sellout?
Are all of the indie artists who were on the Twilight Soundtrack 'fucking sellouts'?
Should Americans boycott M.I.A.'s next album?
Should Americans boycott NME Magazine?
Is M.I.A. the poor man's Rihanna or is Rihanna the poor man's M.I.A.?


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Is the Lady Gaga + Beyonce Video ‘trying too hard’ or should u just let it give u an erection?


Costume change. Nudity. Dancing. Singing. Weird hair style. Colors. Overrated plot.
Is Lady Gaga / Beyonce 'relevant'?
Does their 'art' mean anything?
Are female diva musicians more than just 'sex objects'?
Did this video just 'rip off' Kill Bill?
Are female pop icons 'original' or are they 'copy cats'?
Will Lady Gaga get 'gang banged' 4 the sake of art (as long as she is wearing something zany)?
Does Lady Gaga have 'staying power' or is she already last year's meme?

"Just'll be okay, yall.'
-Lady Gaga
-the only thing females can say to other females 2 help them feel more chill about life?

UNCONFIRMED RUMOR: Lady Gaga gave birth to a child

I saw a picture on the internet of Lady Gaga holding a child, who we must assume was formulated in her conceptual womb. We must assume that Lady Gaga is a mother. I feel confused, because the baby isn't wearing a conceptual baby outfit.

It would be difficult to confirm who the father is, due to the complex duality of Lady Gaga's existence. Unconfirmed sources speculate that it was this African American man, seen in a photograph with the mother + child.

Other sources speculate that there is a 'cool dad' involved. We can assume that his last name is 'Gaga.' Sources say that his name is David Gaga.

David Gaga and Lady Gaga seem to be proud parents.  She seems to have a 'biker chick' vibe, as they share a dual 'dark/goth/emo alt' brand.

Do you think Lady Gaga had a child, or are these just 'unfounded blog rumors'?
Does David Gaga look like a good father, or will he just leave his family in 1-5 years?
Does Lady Gaga have a thing 4 black men?
Does Baby Gaga need 2 'step it up' and dress in a more bloggable way instead of slumming it up in sweatpants?

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