Tag Archives: Lil Alt

I am the littlest alt.

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I am the lil alt. The mini alt. The lil-est alt.
Learned how to be alt at a young age
with the help of my older sister
I am young, with my entire life ahead of me
many years to evolve into the perfect personal brand
but today I am young
I am alt
I am small
but my [...]

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Should I buy a lil alt?

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I just saw the cutest lil alt when I was doing some online shopping yall. I remember back in 2k8, my big gimmick was ‘purchasing an AZN.’ This year, I think I’m looking for something that’s a little bit more youthful and fun. While buying a lil alt might be a 30% [...]

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h8 lil dbag kids

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This is a post about how I h8 lil kids who have 2 much personality. Lil Douchebag Kids usually have wealthy parents. There is a father who makes a lot of money, and a mom who ‘loves their kid to death.’ This means they get to eat an [...]

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FestivalLilAltHumanAccessory (AKA ‘A Lil Beer Holder’)

Lil Alts should have the freedom to roam where ever their alt-hearts desire.I’ll never 4get the first time my mom took me to a music festival. She dressed me up in the most [HIGHLY STREET FASHION BLOGGABLE] clothes possible. We even got a pair of Festival boots on clearance from my local boot [...]

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