HIPSTER RUNOFF » Lindsay Lohan http://www.hipsterrunoff.com A "Culturally Relevant" "Blog Worth Blogging About." Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:15:02 +0000 en hourly 1 Went on vacay with my fam and Lindsay Lohan was staying at the same hotel/resort/casino as me! http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/06/went-on-vacay-with-my-fam-and-lindsay-lohan-was-staying-at-the-same-hotelresortcasino-as-me.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/06/went-on-vacay-with-my-fam-and-lindsay-lohan-was-staying-at-the-same-hotelresortcasino-as-me.html#comments Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:53:46 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=3611 Photos via wwtdd


I was dreading our family vacation to Las Vegas, but then we ended up staying at this really kewl hotel. It was called ‘MGM Studios’ and there were a lot of young people who u could really relate 2 there. We all just love listening to hiphop, ‘laying out’, and drinking fruity drinks/domestic beers. The highlight of the trip had to be running into famous person LINDSAY LOHAN at the pool.

I tried to take my pic was her, but she was being ‘a total cunt’, so we just got into a lil pool behind her, and snapped her pix. Definitely uploaded that shit to FB. So many ppl are gonna comment.

Here’s a picture of me taking a picture of Lindsay with my digicam. Think she is posing to say that she ’sucked off’ MJ or something.

I don’t understand why Lindsay wouldn’t want to hang out with me, even though I dress like her, except + 30 lbs. I feel like we’d both have a lot in common, and we could really party together. Don’t understand why she didn’t want to talk to me, but then some weirdo looking ‘homeless hipster’ guy comes along and she acts like they are bffs.

N e ways…trip 2 Vegas was amazing, yall. Went to a lot of cool clubs, hooked up with 2 guys, had a 4some with my sister + 2 guys, and even ran into Lindz Lohan+took several pictures of her using the digital zoom on my digicam.

Even titled my facebook photo album ‘what happens in Vegas…’

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/06/went-on-vacay-with-my-fam-and-lindsay-lohan-was-staying-at-the-same-hotelresortcasino-as-me.html/feed 28 Does n e 1 know if this is a ‘got milk’ ad or a real movie? http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/does-n-e-1-know-if-this-is-a-got-milk-ad-or-a-real-movie.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/does-n-e-1-know-if-this-is-a-got-milk-ad-or-a-real-movie.html#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:14:07 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=1948
Yall. I’ve heard of this new liberal movie about a time where things weren’t so free-spirited. I think I’m supposed 2 see it bc it will mean that I am an informed/tolerant/historically-aware person. Kinda excited 2 see Sean Penn. Heard he gives a great performance of ‘pretending to be an authentic ghey guy with dreams of becoming President.’
Spoiler Alert: He is assassinated. (Haven’t seen it yet. Just guessing.)

Not sure if I wanna see it, though. Kinda worried that it’s just some viral marketing stuff.
/// “GOT ALT?” – Hipster Runoffs

Might see this movie instead.

Or maybe this movie

Or maybe ‘Freakie Fridayz’

Or maybe just a ghey twink film.

Every year, a few films come out that I think I am supposed to see to make sure I can carry on relevant conversations with relevant people. Is “Milk” the first movie of 2k9 that I am ’supposed to see’ because it’s gonna be brilliant/relevant/ghey?

Should I wait til it is on DVD/VHS, have a ‘girls nite in’ based around watching it, order pizza, and then have a ‘group suicide ice breaker’ activity where we move on to our next lives’ while eating stuffed crust?

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/does-n-e-1-know-if-this-is-a-got-milk-ad-or-a-real-movie.html/feed 20 I miss my entry level alt daughter. Love, Cool Aloof Dad http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/i-miss-my-entry-level-alt-daughter-love-cool-aloof-dad.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/i-miss-my-entry-level-alt-daughter-love-cool-aloof-dad.html#comments Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:58:54 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=1849 Kinda weird how we represent more than just ‘ourselves.’ Personal branding goes way beyond basic shallow stuff. We’re all part of society.

These lyrics are s000 true. No matter how much some1 looks like an alt/mainstream celeb, u always gotta remember that they are somebody’s daughter/son. Let’s get vulnerable/raw/real.

[Reverse meme hijack via Steez]
[Photo by thecobrasnake]

Just felt like posting a meaningful meme.

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Are stepDad jeans/Standup comedian jeans coming back, yall? I thought they were something that was only popular for like a 1 blog month, but maybe they are gonna have some ’staying power’ after all. Kinda like POGS and X-Men cards and ‘The Harry Potter Twilight of the Rings’ Series.

Should I go to design school to become a FactoryBro who is in charge of strategically fading denim? I’ve always wanted to ‘make something beautiful’ and/or be the creator of trends. Is this my chance?

[Photo by David Friedman Photo]

If I’m gonna work in a factory, it’s definitely gonna be an AmericanAppyFacty. Or should I work for a company that doesn’t give me benefits & works me 2 death? Is ‘working abroad’ the same as ’studying abroad’? Will I ‘find myself’ + ‘meaningful adventures’?

Previous Wide Legged Jeans Coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/the-widest-legs-alive.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/are-normal-people-jeans-going-to-be-fashionable-in-2009.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/editors-correction.html

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