HIPSTER RUNOFF

Just wanted to 'embed some videos' that are 'relevant', yall.

Music Video: Little Boots - New In Town

Analysis: I think that this video is about a girl from the United Kingdom coming to America, and getting dropped off in 'a black part of town', and exploring what 'black culture is like.' From this video, we have learned that black people 'live under underpasses', 'like to dance', and 'seem like thugs but might not always hurt u.' Not sure about the song. Think Little Boots might emerge into a female artist who I prefer listening to remixes of, as opposed to 'her actual songs.' But I think that there is 'a huge market' for people who want a product like Little Boots.

Music Video: Kanye West - Amazing

Analysis: I think there is a point where an artist 'becomes a brand.' Their music doesn't have to be 'good' or 'inspiring' any more, it just has to have enough elements for the common man to recognize the artist when they are scanning channels on the radio. So while this song is 'boring', 'uninspiring', and the lyrics 'seem like they were a poem written by an inner-city 2nd grader', it doesn't really matter because it is the recognizable brand of Kanye West.

"lets go out and film some amazing shit 4 this music video. Let's get some fucking helicopters and film me standing on cliffs and shit." - Kanye West in a conceptual brainstorming session about what 2 put in his music video for the song "Amazing"

Music Video: Bat for Lashes - Daniel

Analysis: It is weird when some1 has a 'really catchy first song' with 'a good first music video' like Bat for Lashes with the song "What's a Girl To Do." I'm not sure if her music is 'still appealing' or even makes sense that the male-dominated music memesphere consumes her/people buy her records. Just seems like a sort of 'aimless' sort of gothy soft rock to me. Think she might be more appealing if she 'wasn't so weird' and '38% more electro.'

Music Video: M83 - We Own the Sky

Analysis: Just like every other M83 video, this one involves 'teens who are trying to find themselves' or something like that. The song is 'pretty good', but I am not even sure if this video is 'supposed to be compelling enough to watch.'

Music Video: Moby - Shot in the Back of the Head

Analysis: This video was apparently 'directed'/'created' by the famous director David Lynch. Not exactly sure which movies he directed, but I think I read that he was 'Wes Anderson 1.0.' Think that this song is a 'chill' Moby song. I remember when Moby made that album that was strategically engineered to 'go mainstream' since he had a famous person sing on every song. Feel like Moby is an artist who is 'fighting hard' to be authentic/make authentic products. Think I would see this video when I was an impressionable teen staying up late watching MTV2, and 'watch the whole thing' or something.

Music video: The xx - Crystalized

Analysis: Never heard of this band, but I watched their video, and I think they have a bunch of 'aesthetics' that I might be able to 'like.' Boy+Girl Duet style. 'Minimal' guitar. Drum Pad. 'Shitty video that I might think is cool.' Both singers might be meme-able homosexuals/sex icons. Not even really sure what I'm supposed to think.

Music Video: Ed Banger Fight - those french people who got into a fight at Cinespace

Analysis: Some bro filmed a bunch of French ppl yelling at eachother at Cinespace. Not even sure what happened. Guess we'll never know. Seems important, though. Wish I had something in my life 'worth fighting 4'

Have yall seen n e good/relevant music videos lately?

Editor's note: I don't think that Little Boots in the next Uffie, but I just wanted to create a 'controversial' headline that made u think harder about important issues like WHO IS THE NEXT ______?

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Yall. Have yall heard of the bloghouse artist LITTLE BOOTS? I read about her on the popular mp3 blog 'perez hilton.' She seems like she might be the next Madonna / Lady Gaga / Feist / Every Authentic Female Artist 'rolled into one.'

I think she has been around, but I have never given her a chance until I saw that Fred Falke remixed her.
From what I can tell, she has a youtube channel that helps her to 'market herself to tweens', and she enjoys covering songs written by tween sensations.

I think her youtube videos go a long way to prove that she 'has a good voice', 'can play the piano', and most importantly, uses some sort of square gadget that makes electro music.

I think I might 'develop a crush on her' and dream about one day being in the room featured on her youtube channel. Then she could write a song about us 'falling in love' and 'becoming youtube sensations together.'

Does n e 1 know if Little Boots is the next ________? Kinda feel like putting pressure on some1 to conform to my expectations of a similar looking/sounding artist, only for them to fail since they only know how 2 be themselves.

[MP3]
Little Boots New In Town (Fred Falke Remix)

Artists on Social Networks
http://www.youtube.com/user/littlebootsvideos
http://www.myspace.com/littlebootsmusic
http://www.myspace.com/fredfalkemusic

XX BONUS FRED FALKE REMIX COVERAGE XX
I was reading the twitterblog run by the lead singer of Grizzly Bear, Edward Droste. In order to inject life & viral buzz into the internet/tastemaking news blogs, he alluded to a Fred Falke Remix of their hit song "Two Weeks." [MP3 live on Letterman]

Story broken exclusively by Guerilla Vs Bear

I wonder if the LEAK hunt for this remix will be as intense as the hunt for MPP/the Soulwax Remix of MGMT. Feel like I've outgrown 'leaks' and just want 2 buy things on iTunes 4 the rest of my life.