From what I understand, Lollypally is thrown by the bro from Jane’s Addiction. He seems to be ‘very young looking’ even though he is probably 40-60 years old. I wonder why the Aerosmith bro looks like a ’saggy pirate’ but these two old bros look like ‘healthy 32 year olds’.

Photos via Stereogums

Seems like a lot of people were there 2 see ‘bro bands’, such as the Leon Kings Of.

Think these shirts mean that they are ‘down 2 fuck.’ (d2f)

Not sure if Passion Pit is a ‘bro band.’ Seems like this bro is ‘a bro’, so they have possibly ‘crossed over.’

Photograph of the guy who invented ‘Cherry Garcia’ ice cream.

Was standing in the VIP photo pit, and turned around. Saw some sweet ass underboob, and said a prayer to the Am Appy Gods 4 inventing that tube top. Has helped me see a lot of alt tit + nip slips.

‘Just chillin. Bein a fleet flox. Playing festival tunes.’

Is it still alt 2 listen 2 the song ‘A-Punk’ or is in mainstream since it is now utilized in movie trailers?

Hangin out, playin a music festival, holding ‘wacky instruments’ up 2 the microphone 2 achieve wacky effects.

Do u think that ur first festival experience is always ur most meaningful festival experience?

Matt and Kim.

Photograph of the Insane Clown Posse Slipknotting.

Feels like Woodstock when bros ‘get naked’ and ‘put mud on their cocks.’ Heard that if u use mud, u won’t get an STD, and the chance of ‘pregnancy’ is reduced by 67%.

Seems like the look of a bro who felt guilty, yet proud that he couldn’t wait in line to use a port-a-potty, so he just ‘crapped behind a bush.’

Overall had a lot of fun. I find out about a lot of new bands at music festivals. Don’t really use the internet for ’sampling/stealing’ tunes like most people. I just like to wander around public spaces, and see how people react to music in a live setting. Usually the most crowded stages are the best bands.

Is Lollypally mnstrm?
Would u rather go 2 Pitchfork Music Festival, Lolly, or a Chicago Bulls game?

Previous Music Festival Theory
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/07/do-music-festivals-help-u-connect-with-the-human-spirit.html

All music festivals I have ‘covered’
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/tag/music-festivals

[photos by Every1isFamesies]

Mainstreamers+festivalBros got rlly mad at alts for ‘taking over the scene’ and attracting ‘a bunch of artists that no1 has even heard of.’

I’m just glad the alts handled themselves with grace and post-post-ironically giggled it off. They also came prepared with headbands and bandanas to wipe up any excess blood.

Kid Sister, also known as Hillary Banks 2.0, looks to have played at the festival. I’m glad she got all dolled up 4 it, instead of treating it like ‘a bunch of nobodies from Milwaukee.’

It seems like festival security was kind of lacking. Some old lady wandered up on to stage after taking too many of her meds. She was in a pair of golden granny panties.

Remember ‘band photography’? R.I.P. He should trade in that lens, and invest in a Canon Party Pic 3000 lens.

I wish I could be young again and know what it means to appreciate modern culture for all of the right reasons. (I wish my parents had the money to encourage me to appreciate the arts when I was a kid. Do u think they got dropped off, or was a parent stuck there in the Dance tent watching bloghouse DJS?)

Lollapalooza set attendance records because there happened to be a MAINSTREAMALTBRO Convention going on in the ballroom of a nearby Holiday Inn.

Do u wish u had gone?
did u go? Who did u see? did any thing ‘zany’ or ‘meaningful’ happen?
Or was it just ’same ol shit’?
2ManyAlts? Not enough authenticity at music festivals n e m0re?
Who r u? U’ve changed a lot in the last 5 years.
What’s the best Musie Festival?

More Lollapalooza coverage at
http://www.everyoneisfamous.com

XX BONUS ALT CELEB WITH A SHITTY BEER PIC XX

Beers with lime in them were made for Latino Markets & Popular Mashup DJs.
[Alt Polaroid by Gorillavsbear]

Remember the time I blggd abt Coachella?
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/04/coachella-quizzin.html

<3 covering music festivals for yall <3

is that a metaphor, yall?
I actually tried to wear that shirt when my free-spirited mom dropped me off at the movies to see ‘The Dark Knight’, but she wasn’t free-spirited enough to let me wear it.

Does n e 1 know if she crowdsurfed in her gold shorty shorts? Did you have a grab?

[Via Flickr]

XX BONUS GIRL TALK BOATING ACROSS A SEA OF ENTRY LEVEL ALTS PIC XX

’so there I was…dancing at a Girl Talk concert in my favourite AA v-neck and consistently being in the top 10% of ‘recognizing samples before any one else could.’ I felt something come over me–like I was a part of something authentic and unique for the first time. I looked up, and I saw Girl Talk’s beautiful blue eyes. I couldn’t believe the genius behind ‘Night Ripper’ was reaching out his hand to me. He invited me on his boat. I asked him where we were going. He looked at me straight in the eye and said, “We are going on a journey to find out what it means to be alt. We also might stop by Chili’s. I love SXSWstrn Eggrolls.” ‘

[Photo by Caural]