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Lykke Li
Name that AltBroad Celebritie Look a like

was looking at pix of tweens on the lookbook website. Not sure how to purchase 1, but I think I want 2 buy this 1 who looks a lot like 1 of my fave femalt celebrities.

Photo via lookbooktween


Yall... Who does she look like?

Hints:

  • She is from Scandinavia
  • She wears buns in her hair
  • She sings meaningful songs that u can put on mix CDs for girls
  • One of her songs is about being 'a lil bit in <3 with u'
  • Sometimes she sings over the electrobro KLEERUP
  • She reminds s00 many ppl of 'Stevie Nicks'
  • It's not Uffie / Alice Glass

Does n e 1 know who it is?

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Lykke Li + Kings Of Leon = MNSTRM?

Yall. Lykke Li is alright. Does she write her own music or does she just deliver 'charismatic performances' over well produced songs. She kinda reminds me of a sexie old woman/cougar or something like that.

Does she remind yall of an artistic cougar in this vid? (this is what people are basically saying when they compare her 2 Stevie Nicks.)

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N e ways, the song "Knocked Up" by Kings of Leon is a meaningful song about wanting to have a child with some1 that you love, even though ur young. Not sure if that's a message that I can identify with, but I think it's fun 2 know that in the past, 'raging against ur parents' was by doing stuff like 'getting a girl preggers'+'starting a family without much money.

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Kings of Leon - Knocked Up (Lykke Li vs. Rodeo Remix)

Previous pretty good song where Lykke Li sings over some electro producer's work
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/i-am-not-sure-what-to-think-about-lykke-li-yet.html

Myspaces
http://www.myspace.com/lykkeli
http://www.myspace.com/kingsofleon

Previous Lykke Li meme that I might have to revisit.

Bonus cougar meme

I am not sure what to think about Lykke Li yet.


Since I can only evaluate new artists based on previous artists who sound or look like one another, I figured I should sort of talk my way through Lykke Li. I have felt pretty neutral towards most of her media that I have been exposed to, but I am confident in what I have been told I am supposed to think:

  • She is kute
  • She is kurvie
  • She is sexie
  • Her album was produced by a guy in Peter Bjorn & John
  • She has eyes that look like she is kute, helpless, but at the same time, wants 2 give u a tug-me-off.
  • She has a kute voice
  • "Stereogum named her an artist to watch in October 2007 and described her music as a mix of soul, electro and powdered-sugar pop." [via wikipedia]
  • She's kute and nice and charming I.R.L.
  • Her live shows are pretty good/she has a charismatic stage presence

Here's a video that I think does a good job of bottling up her 'essence' into a consumable product.

So does any one know what the deal with Lykke Li is? What's she all about? Should I appreciate her in a Feisty kind of way because she can 'crossover' and be in iPod nano commercials? Or should I appreciate her in an Alanis Morisette kind of way? I think I might be comfortable liking her when she is remixed by some top tier remix artists.

I've also read that she might be an emerging style icon. I feel like if you are a buzzworthy woman who is rising above her alternative celebrity status, there is a 75% chance that you will be regarded as a 'style icon.' This may or may not be known as the M.I.A.-KarenO Theory.

I did an informal survey of people on streets of major metropolitan areas, and here is what they thought of Lykke Li

Anyways, I like this song by Kleerup that Lykke Li sings on. Apparently he is a good producer for women, though. This is a good song to get vulnerable to, or to put on a mix CD for a girl to think you are deep and understand her personal needs.

[MP3]
Kleerup Until We Bleed (With Lykke Li)

Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/lykkeli
http://www.myspace.com/kleerup

Lykke Li shows off some leg, bangs on a cymbal on stage to make her live show less boring


Let's face it. Lykke Li isn't Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston (in her prime). She has a baby voice that is probably decent 4 indie, but unless she puts on a witchy woman costume, shows off some skin, and bangs on shit, half of the crowd is going to leave. Fortunately, she knows this, and she showed off some leg AND banged on a cymbal, and the crowd was probably like HELL YEAH! Even though it is gimmicky and every1 sees thru it, entry level markets really 'get off' to the banging on crap gimmick. It's kinda how the Arcade Fire 'got so famous' [via the Ginger Bro].

U can really see the fire in her eye as she 'bangs'

BANG
BANG
BANG
BOOM
BANG
CRASH

Do u wish u were there?
Does Lykke look hella good [via legz]?
Is her latest album not as good as her previous work?
Do ppl 'care' abt Lykke Li, or should she 'get fat' and ride Adele-waves?
Do u wish she'd show more skin?
Do u <3 concerts where some1 'bangs on something'?
Is 'banging on shit' a more authentic form of 'jimmy jangling'?
Remember that time that dude from the XX banged all over that cymbal? [link]

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Do u wish u could join a band and become 'the bro who emotionally bangs on shit'?

Lykke Li

Alternative Entrepreneur, Buzzband

Lykke Li is a Scandinavian crazy lady who sings in a lil keut baby voice.

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Lykke Li shows off her alt breasts, rides slutwaves on the cover of SPIN Magazine


I just saw this picture of Lykke Li on the cover of SPIN Magazine. I feel like SPIN hasn't really gone 'all out' Rolling Stone strategy and put Snooki/Jimmy Fallon/Other tweeny celebs on their cover, but maybe that means that they aren't serious enough abt wanting to sell magazines 'by all means necessary.' They put Lykke Li on the cover, and I am not sure if she is 'popular enough' 2 sell units, but maybe they are just trying to say 'we think Lykke Li is popular/will be successful and we want to be famous 4 hyping her.'

Anyways, Lykke Li looks like she is 'show off more skin' than ever these days, which is a GREAT career move for any female in the industry. Our most successful female artists have followed that model, so there's no reason for them to think they can do it any other way. Personally, I'd like to see even more of Lykke's body, but she is still growing as a potential slutwaver + probably getting her body into perfect shape + getting used to showing it off.

Her lil alt breasts look really great.

Here is a sideboob Lykke Li shot from some random photo shoot.

'If u tilt your computer screen to the left, u can see nip.'

Does Lykke Li 'look hot/alt'?
R u turned on by her?
Will she ride indie slutwaves and take her career 2 the next lvl?
Does she deserve 2 be on the cover of a mainstream American magazine?
Will SPIN Magazine survive by putting indie buzzbands on their cover or should they just put Rebecca Black on the cover?

Lykke Li

Alternative Entrepreneur, Buzzband

Lykke Li is a Scandinavian crazy lady who sings in a lil keut baby voice.

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Lykke Li tries to look like Natalie Portman on Fallon, received 8.3 from Pitchfork


I just watched this video of Lykke Li on Jimmy Fallon. By 'watch', I mean scrolled thru the first 30-40 seconds then stopped watching it because I am not sure if her new album is as good as her last album. But she is an indie female, and we sorta have an equal opportunity blogosphere, so u kinda gotta just give her some press/acclaim even if ur not that into it so that more females will come to ur site.</embed>

Jimmy Fallon really tried to make it seem like "I PERSONALLY LOVE THIS INDIE ARTIST."

Anyways, she looks like she was trying to 'look like Natalie Portman' on stage.

I guess now that Natalie Portman is an Oscar winner, her 'look' is in, or maybe Lykke Li was trying to confuse American audiences into thinking she actually was Natalie Portman.

In other Lyyke Li news, she got an 8.3 with a Best New Music from Pitchfork. I will probably never listen to this album, but I will continue to watch her videos and hope that she shows off as much skin as possible.

Do yall <3 Lykke Li?
Is she 'mad relevant'?
Was she great on Fallon?
Does she deserve 8.3?
Do yall listen to her, or did she 'peak' on that cover of that Kings of Leon song?
Can Lykke Li go mainstream in America?

Lykke Li

Alternative Entrepreneur, Buzzband

Lykke Li is a Scandinavian crazy lady who sings in a lil keut baby voice.

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Jimmy Fallon

Alternative Celebrity, Actor

Jimmy Fallon hosts his own late night talk show and competes with Conan O'Brien 2 try 2 book the most indie buzzband guests.

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Lykke Li tries 2 ride the conceptual slutwave in a 'deep' artsy video


Lykke Li may or may not have ever been 'relevant', but I am just monitoring her upcoming album release because there is the chance that she might try to 'ride the slutwave.' Things aren't looking too good, though. She just released some sort of 'deep' / 'metaphorical' album teaser, and instead of just 'getting naked', she tried 2 make it meaningful and artsy fartsy. She's like in the sand, looking for something ,then she takes out a knife and tries 2 shank an imaginary human.

For some reason, this sorta turned me off. It reminded me of homeless people who shank other homeless people, and interact with a lot of imaginary ppl. Not rlly down with homeless waves, even if they have 'a golden radio voice.'

Is Lykke Li relevant?
Will she release a 'totally sexy' music video, or will she just keep writing forgettable-wave music?
Is Lykke Li 'hotter than' Robyn?
Do u prefer American indie celebs over Scandinavian indie celebs?
Why are all foreign indie female indie celebs so 'artsy'?
Do u hope Lykke Li 'shows more skin' and rides slutwaves hard so she can 'go mainstream' in America?

Lykke Li

Alternative Entrepreneur, Buzzband

Lykke Li is a Scandinavian crazy lady who sings in a lil keut baby voice.

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Lykke Li doesn't show enough skin in her new video
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Lykke Li is some singer broad from Scandinavia, I think, and she got a lot of blog buzz, but now she is no longer an 'undiscovered gem' and has to 'bring it' on her new album. I think her gimmick is that she has 'baller ass' producers, then she has a unique lil baby-esque voice, then she just sings girly lil lyrics except in a kinda conceptual way.

No idea if she has a new album coming out or what. Anyways, song is kinda weird and tribal, and in the video she doesn't really 'show enough skin.' Really trying to figure out whether or not she is sexie/bloggable. Can't tell if she is 'hiding' her body in that 1 piece or maybe she is gonna wear a lil bikini for us later.

More confused than evr but I think she had some good MP3s a few years ago. I think she definitely should focus on 'being sexie' instead of riding the Stevie Nicks wave of getting all weird and spiritual like a cougar woman.

Do u like Lykke Li?
Is she 'blogworthy'?
Is she a Grade-A piece of indie A$$ that deserves 'mad coverage'?
Should Zooey Deschanel copy Lykke Li's brand?
Is this song 'terrible'?
Is Lykke Li's voice gimmicky?
Would Lykke Li 'be nothing' without her male producers?
Behind every buzzworthy female singer is there a bro doing all of the heavy lifting?
Should we call this the 'Him and She Theory'?

GRAPHIC VIDEO: Some alt girl mutilates dead fish to try to be artsy
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Not sure what the hell this girl is trying 2 do. Think it must be some sort of 'art project', maybe presenting a metaphor about human life, or maybe even aquatic life in the Gulf of Mexico (post oil spill). Feeling weird seeing this girl cut open fish / an octopus with a huge knife. Then she rips the bones apart, and fills the bodies with weird objects like marbles, glitter, and gummy worms. Kinda effed up... Feel like she should maybe 'go to jail' for this type of thing.

Or maybe she should 'take the metaphor to the next level' and do this with a human body.

Feel bad for these fish. I feel like it would have been chill if they were deep fried and served to humans, but mutilating these fish 'for the sake of art' just seems like a waste of life. Feeling sad.

Do yall feel like this video is 'mad messed up'?
Should we stop eating animals?
Do animals have rights, or is chopping them up and filling them with gummy worms
Is this video 'the deepest shit' u have ever seen?
Is this 'the alt-est thing u have ever seen'?
Do fish have rights, or since they don't really have brains/consciousness, does it not matter if u mutilate them?
Do u think this girl should 'cut up' some dogs and cats [via domesticated animals]?

Some article about 'how to pronounce hipster band names', such as the Ex Exes & mannagments


I have always wondered how u r supposed to pronounce the names of certain bands when they have phonetically challenging names or when they are from foreign lands. It is so weird existing on the internet, and reading the name of a band so much, sometimes without knowing how 2 say it. Was kinda pumped when this guide came along, but then I realized maybe there's no right way to pronounce a band name

This article doesn't seem very helpful. Think they just threw 'hipster' in the headline, then used a 'snarky' voice.

MGMT:

Yes, smart arse, they were originally called the Management, but no more. And, no, it isn't the same as MSTKRFT. SAY Em-Gee-Em-Tee

Does n e 1 know how 2 pronounce 'arse'? Confused by British writing/slang.

The XX:

Simple? So the Guide thought until we mentioned them one day and were met with a blank stare. You know … kids, all wear black … went to the same school as Hot Chip. "Ah," says our clearly much better educated friend, "you mean The 20." Uh!? "The 20, as in Roman numerals." Cue, cautious back-tracking. Could she possibly be right? No, laughs the man at XL. SAY The Ex Ex

Lykke Li:

Having assumed, for ages, that "Likely" was the most likely pronunciation of Lykke Li, the Guide was staggered to hear, on Radio 1, that it's definitively "Licky Lee". For shame! Corrected by Jo Whiley. Still, could be worse. One online sage had it pegged as "Leaky Lee". SAY Lick-E Lee

Toro Y Moi:

Here, the chillwave dude combines Spanish (for "the bull and") with the French word for "me". As in pretentious, moi? SAY Toh-roh E Mwah

Sigur Ros:

When a band's official website (sigur-ros.co.uk) includes a pronunciation guide, complete with MP3 tutorials read by their bassist, then, clearly, something has not so much been lost, as vapourised, in translation. If you are still blithely calling them Sigur (rhymes with Tigger) Rós (as in Ross-On-Wye), well get this … SAY See-Uhrr Rose

Not sure if I believe this guide.
Gonna keep saying 'The Dos Equises.'
Gonna keep saying Sigga Ross.
Gonna keep saying Too Rooo Why Moy.
Gonna keep saying The Managements.
Gonna keep saying Rateetattlestat.
Gonna keep saying Deaf Cab inside of Kewlies.
Gonna keep saying The Shims [via She & Him].
Gonna keep saying Neon Injun.

What are the most difficult band names to pronounce in indie rock?
Do u think there is a 'right way' to say a band name/word, or is communication open for u 2 interpret?
Should more newspaper websites dedicate their journalistic resources to covering buzzbands & hipster bashing?
Which indie buzz band has the greatest name of all time?
Which indie buzz band has the most confusing name of all time?