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Should I align my personal brand with HEARTING a city?


[Photo via Gade Mode]
I want people 2 know which cities I HEART. When I say that I HEART (<3) something, it means that I am cobranding myself with this city. Every city has a unique Way of Life (unless u live in suburbia), so it is important 2 wear t-shirts that remind people 'I chilled in this city and had an authentic experience.'

Cities that I would consider <3ing:

  • New York
  • Paris
  • Los Angeles
  • Brooklyn
  • Portland
  • Austin
  • Seattle
  • Chicago
  • Manhattan
  • The Netherlands
  • London
  • New Jersey
  • Scandinavia
  • Queens Blvd.
  • Death Cab City
  • New Orleans
  • The Magic Kingdom
  • The Carolinas
  • B-more
  • Shit City
  • San Diego
  • Crappy suburbs in California where pokemones live
  • Sydney
  • An alt AZN city
  • The Tokyo Police Clubs

Instead of <3ing a city, I might 'pull a photoshop' on my shirt, and tell the world that I <3 something that is more meaningful than 'just a city.' I will make a tribute shirt.

I <3 my mom. (She just added funds to my bank account + replaced my iPhone).

But maybe I had a bad childhood. And I resent my parents.
I might consider <3ing a figure who represents an idea/aesthetic, kinda like a Hollywood Actor.
Should I just make a Good Will Hunting/Dogma t-shirt?

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If u were gonna make a homemade tribute shirt, who would u use?
Some1 u know, like 'my bff'?
or would u use a pseudo-A-list actor who 'people respect' because they are 'smart' and 'play progressive characters' in Oscar-worthy films?
a) Leo Di Cappy
b) Ben Affbro
c) Mark Wahlly
d) Bobert DeNiro
e) Ben "Meet the Fockers" Stiller
f) Bobby Downey Juniors
g) Christians Bales
h) Heath Ledgerton
i) Mickey Rourke
j) Antonio Banderas
k) Chris Kattan
l) Will Ferry/Owen Wils/Luke Wils/John C. Reils
m) Will Smith
n) Don Cheadle
o) Nick Cannon's "Wild N Out"
p) Kurt Russell
q) Harry Ford
r) Paul Newman
s) Patty Schwayze
t) Ryan Gosbro
u) Vincent Chase
v) the Flights of the Conbros
w) Dane Cook
x) Ashton Kutchbro
y) Antoine Doinel
z) Javier Bardem
aa) Seany Penn
bb) Choose.Your.Own.Response

What // tshirt// represents // U?

Former child star Haley Joel Osment is now grown up, has turned into alt twink

haley joel osment grown up picture
Haley Joel Osment is famous for being a keut lil kid who saw dead people in an M. Knight ShammyLanny film. He also got murdered in 'Pay it Forward' for 'paying it forward', I think. Anyways, he was once ON TOP OF THE WORLD, making mad bak for being cute. Unfortunately, he was unable to find a fountain of youth, and was forced to 'grow up' like the rest of us.

Doesn't he kinda look like a keut alt twink?

I guess he was s00 alt that he saw ghosts or something. Sorta makes sense...

Apparently it is from this movie. Looks hella terrible, but I guess this is the kind of crap that gets 'green lit' if u have one post-ironic celebrity in it.

Can Haley Joel Osment transition into the alt film scene?
Can he revive his career?
Should he build a time machine?
Do u ever miss Jonathan Lipnicki? [via The Human Head Weights 69 lbs {via Jerry Maguire}]

Do u <3 alt twinks?



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