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Will Best Coast’s stoner personal brand limit her critical & commercial upside?
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Video footage has emerged on Pitchfork.com of Best Coast, aka Bethany Cosentino, smoking mad dank with some African American bro. It seems like this is the 'pinnacle' of her stoner brand. After hundreds of tweets related to 'smoking dank', interviews about Cali dank, and danking around with her dank dank weed marijuana, it seems like we finally get to see '@The_Real_Bethany.' Chillin in her natural state, 'lifted' as hell, getting lifted-er.

One can only wonder how her 'weed loving/addicted' brand will impact her long term brand, both commercially and critically. It seems like in all walks of life/genres of art, u kinda have to placate the conservative mainstreamers in order to 'go far.' Ur brand has to be strong, yet inoffensive. Present nothing alienating/controversial about yourself, just keep making agreeable jams without getting political and doing things that are 'illegal' in the eyes of tweens/grandparents. Wonder if Converse would offer her a record deal 'all over again' after this 'controversial' dank video. Seems like a huge 'brand liability issue.'

What's ur fave part of this video? Does it remind u of watching high schoolers smoke weed when they talk about 'how high' they are? Do u like when they talk about abusing medical marijuana cards? How abt when they talk about how medical marijuana establishments are 'putting the local dealer out of business.'

Best Coast's mp3s seems 'agreeable' and 'listenable', which is very uncommon for many bands with female lead singers/female sound projects. There is so much commercial upside in a weak female indie market, where decent female mp3s and albums can see a huge sales bump just by 'being female' [via the Feist/Zooey Deschanel theory]. Seems like she really could have reached a tweeny Feist-like status on album #2.5 if she just 'stayed chill' and didn't 'tank' her personal brand. Wonder if we will look back at 2k10 and just think of it as the year of M.I.A./MGMT/Best Coast letting us down for a multitude of different reasons.

Critically, it seems like the indie blogosphere views her 'art' as a 'joke.' Some bros probably always thought she sounded like 90s alt rock disguised as fuzz, but other bros were 'more than willing' to neglect these vibes just to have another female in 'the game.' Why do u think indie bros are 'turning' on Best Coast. Probs because of the 'U = the people u chill with' theory [via guilt by association with WAVVbro]. Not sure if the criticsphere takes Best Coast and/or WAVVES seriously as artists/musicians, mainly just sees them as meme generators. Feel like they both had a 'golden opportunity' to take advantage of a weak year of music, but it is clear that they aren't 'serious' about becoming 'great' indie musicians. Instead, they just want to milk tour life and record deal advances to put themselves in situations where weed is 'bountiful.'

Now is the time that Best Coast must dump WAVVES in order to save her commercial + critical viability. She must do so in a public forum, possibly using twitter, or in an exclusive sit-down interview, similar to LeBron James' "The Decision." In addition, she should 'check into rehab' to save her brand.

Sorta feel sad about social media + the modern world. So much pressure to 'be somebody', to 'evolve ur personal brand' into something greater than yourself. Not sure who I wanted her to be, and if that person is even who she wanted to become. I sorta wanted her to dye her hair blonde, and have a short stint on VH1/eventually end up playing Lillith Fair when she is 38. Maybe write a few songs for Demi Lovato/Miley Cyrus along the way. I wanted to hear her song(s) in iPad commercials. I am so angry at her for 'not seizing her opportunity.' It feels like I am 'stuck in hell' with my bro who smokes too much weed, wasting his/her opportunity to 'get their life together' and experience 'something more.'

Only a few indie products have the opportunity to become 'Top Tier Indie bands' and this is becauase they are not afraid to 'achieve greatness.' Whether they are pretentious about it or chill about it, the pursuit of everlasting indie greatness is what separates 'the heavyweights' from the 'meme of the week' buzzbands. As high level post-indie music fans, we expect top tier buzzbands to take their jobs seriously, doing their best to present art which inspires high level discussion about genre-bending mp3s.

What r ur feelings towards Best Coast like?
Is it simple, like 'she is just a dumb stoner', or is it more complex, like 'she represents everything that is wrong with buzzbands'?
When u monitor Best Coast memes, do u think of her as a 'real artist'?
Is Best Coast good at rolling blunts?
On a level from 1 to 10, how high were u when u read this post?
Is it always a good policy to 'do drugs on camera'?
Will the Chicago police put Best Coast in jail after seeing this video?
Will Best Coast's PR team get this video taken down, or have they passed 'the point of no return'?
Is 2k10 the year of buzzbands getting 'coverage' but not necessarily having the product/brand to back it up?

Which indie bands are 'openly pursuing greatness'?
The Arcade Fire?
LCD Soundsystem?
Animal Collective?
Grizzly Bear?
Ariel Pink?
M.I.A.? (no)
MGMT? (maybe??)
Chillwave artists? (to be determined on album #2)
WAVVCOAST? (no, just smokin some dank)


Some bands want to have an 'album of the year.'
Few bands want to have an 'album of the decade.'
Truly great bands want to have an 'album of the century.'
I only listen to bands that are aiming to create an 'album of the Millenium.'
Still waiting for a buzzband who creates the 'Album of Forever, Yall.'

-Carles, 2k10

I'm lil and I smoke weed, yall!

[Photo by TheCobraSnake]

I think aligning your personal brand with marijuana is always a bold choice. It is an illegal product that is often associated with 'the underworld + underachievers', so any1 who wears indicators of 'being a bro who chills on weed' is a truly free spirit who does not care about society's 'rulez and regulationz'. Being a lil bro in a 'metaphorical graphic tee' indicates that u have a lot of swagger (aka 'swag') kinda like Vern Troyer.

Lil People can do the same stuff that 'regular people' can do. Smoking weed, tugging off to internet p0rn, or even 'going 2 clubz and bein on party pic sites then looking at urself the next day and finding life to be a lil bit more meaningful.'

Is 'smoking dope' authentic? Or is it an 'entry level' gateway drug towards a mainstream alternative lifestyle? Or is it for people who 'can't handle the real world' and 'aren't creative enough to do anything other than watch movies/eat/go to concerts because they think they appreciate music'? Or is marijuana kinda like 'giving urself a morning tugjob'--it's just not a big deal.


Is marijuana too 'entry level' 4 u?
Do u get blazed and read HRO?
What is it like 2 get 'lifted'?
Remember the first time ur parents found 'ur stash' and u thought it was the end of ur life cuz weed is so illegal?
R u gonna move 2 Canada where they legalized PCP?
Does 'grass' make u 'more intellectual'?
How do u feel about mainstreamBros who morf into weedBros and have 'bromantically meaningful conversations about life' 2gether then go to Taco Bell/Wendy's Late Nite?
Have u ever listened to Bob Marley or just kinda heard his personal brand talked about a lot because he sang vague songs about 'freedom', 'peace' and 'enjoying life'? (a model implemented by Dave Matthews)

PHOTO: Does Best Coast pay her guitar player in dank?


Little Known Buzzband Fact: Best Coast isn't actually a 1 woman band who plays a guitar on stage. She has a band, and the guitarist/bass player is some AZN bro named Bobb Bruno. I was just vibing out to Best Coast's blog where she posts personal stories, pix, and retro content, and I noticed a pic where she is 'feeding' her guitar bro some 'weed.'

Seems like they bought a mini-pipe 'one-hitter' for the road so they aren't busted with tons of pipes/bongs/pounds of weed while driving thru the Bible Belt. Wonder if Beth is probs all 'hurry up and hit it', like "I pay the effing bills, so I get the majority of the tour dank fund." AZN bro seems chill, like most AZN bros do, just vibing out, hitting the pipe, lovin life in a chill way [via Buddah=God Theory]. Really seems unchill that Bethany is 'stealing his weed.'

Just wanna be in a buzzband, have fun 2gthr. Seems like it is a 'corporate culture' that must stay healthy as u drive around the country in a minivan. Instead of actually talking about issues and our personal relationships, we can just get 'mad high' and escape into another world where everything is okay. There are no problems. There is no pain. There is just dank. We will identify with blazed ass nostalgic feelings from youth.

Did yall know there was another bro in Best Coast?
Do u think he is the main songwriterr?
Does he seem chill, or is he evil cuz he's on #TeamBethany?
Do u think WAVVES is chill with Bobb Bruno or do u think WAVV + BEST are in an 'open relationship' on the road?
If u were in a buzzband, would u 'get high' all the time because it would be so boring 2 drive everywhere in a minivan with ppl ur were so tired of being around?
Is Bobb Bruno the Timbaland of Best Coast?

Best Coast

Buzzband

Best Coast is a fuzzy buzzy band that sings abt dank, California, boys, and kitty cats

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DANK WATCH: Wavves hogs a blunt, Best Coast gets blazed and reads a 3D magazine

DANK WATCH is an [EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE] weekly feature that catches up with Best Coast and Wavves, seeing if they are still danking out and tweeting abt it.


Cmon bro
Know ur getting ur iPhone on
But it would be chill
if u hit the blunt
and passed it

Not sure why u have to tweet
that you are 'smoking weed'
every time that u 'smoke weed'
Seems like what unchill bros did in high school

Miss high school era substance abusers
Like the bros who enjoyed broadcasting 'smoking dank'
or sharing how they 'stole tons of liquor from their parents'
or that they 'fucked their girlfriends' and 'came in their pussies'
then 'had

Miss the pre-internet era of 'oversharing' to promote ur personal brand
Seemed way more authentic and vulnerable.

Do u tweet every time u get 'fucked up'?
Do u tweet whenever a blunt is in ur hand?
Can u go to jail for tweeting about doing drugs?
Can some1 build an iPhone app that broadcasts 2 ur social network that u r 'fucked up' on drugs whenever ur 'fucked up'?
Can u check in on 4square from 'Dank City, USA'?
Is WAVVES chill?
Would u rather vibe out with WAVVES or chill out with Best Coast and read a 3d magazine while ur blazed?

Miss u Bethany :-(
Hope ur chill... :-(
What r u like now?

Best Coast

Buzzband

Best Coast is a fuzzy buzzy band that sings abt dank, California, boys, and kitty cats

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Wavves

Buzzband

WAVVES is a fuzzy buzzy buzzband that sings about aliens, marijuana and being a failure in life but laughing abt it because u r high.

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Nathan Williams

Alternative Celebrity

Nathan Williams is the frontman of the band WAVVES. He is in a serious relationship with Bethany Cosentino of Best Coast.

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WAVVES starts selling weed grinders as ‘merch’


WAVVES is a popular buzzband who is most famous for being a marijuana addict. Not sure if people like his music, or if they just follow him online cuz he just talks abt getting danked out + watching stuff on TV. Just the standard California style bro [via Best Coast weed volcano].

It seems like WAVVES is going to start selling WEED GRINDERS for his most authentic fans. Fans who buy weed in massive quantities, and want to grind up that shit so it gets them 'hella high.' Is this the most innovative indie band merch of all time? Do indie bands need to do more to 'fire up' their core audience, offering them unique consumer experiences?

Does 'grinding' weed help u 2 get higher?

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Are you one of those people who carries around their weed, a lighter, a grinder, some rolling paper, and a pipe around in some sort of mysterious bag / sack / tin container?

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Is grinding weed authentic?
Is WAVVES a 'brilliant' marketer?
Should WAVVES be thrown in jail for selling 'paraphernalia'?
Will WAVVES weed products be found in a bong shop near u?

Do u think WAVVES will offer to fly to your house, grind ur weed, and smoke with you for $3000?
Should WAVVES just become a dealer?
R u worried that Best Coast is gonna break up with WAVVES and go straight X edge?
What is the best way 2 grind weed? Should I buy a 'ninja' [via high powered blender]?

Do u smoke weed, or is it for poor ppl/rich white ppl?

Wavves

Buzzband

WAVVES is a fuzzy buzzy buzzband that sings about aliens, marijuana and being a failure in life but laughing abt it because u r high.

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CONTROVERSIAL PHOTO: WAVVES smokes dank out of an apple pipe


So stoned
Living life as a buzzband
Can't carry 'pipes' and 'weed' on the road
or else we'll get our asses 'thrown in the slammer'
while driving thru the Bible Belt

so danked
out of an apple pipe
or an 'apple bong'
or an 'apple hookah'
don't care what u call it
just know I'm effed beyond belief

so lifted
Seems like in order 2 get an 'interview' with me
all u have to do is bring 'premium dank'
and I'll open up, relax, be myself
talk some jive

Another bro in my band vibing out to some apple weed.

Riding dank waves
might make a weed smoking bong out of a Mountain Dew Can
vibe out Green Label Sound style

life as a buzzband
just need a way
2 deal with the pain
make the days go by
escape from the prison that is my mind

can u become 'addicted' 2 weed?
What kind of fruit do yall prefer 2 smoke out of?
What type of fruit 'gets u the highest'?

Wavves

Buzzband

WAVVES is a fuzzy buzzy buzzband that sings about aliens, marijuana and being a failure in life but laughing abt it because u r high.

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Nathan Williams

Alternative Celebrity

Nathan Williams is the frontman of the band WAVVES. He is in a serious relationship with Bethany Cosentino of Best Coast.

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Mountain Dew doesn’t let WAVVES reference weed + alcohol in his new video
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WAVVES has some song called "Shoulda Taken Post Acid with U" and he made a music viddy for it. Sorta trying to recapture 'nostalgic images of youth', except WAVVES is still young at heart [via dank], so they are probably kinda like 'nostalgic images of earlier 2day' [via getting blazed and ending up in a youtube vortex of old teen television shows from the 90s]. Feel like this video is 'trying to be retro' and go back to WAVVES's youth, back before u needed weed/acid/ 2 be nostalgic.

Wish we could stay 20-somethings forever
Not a care in the world
Except chilling with Alien Bros
Getting 'high' of intergalactic weed

Seems like there are 'no references' to weed/alcohol/getting 'blacked out'/fucked up in this video. Seems like maybe Mountain Dew was like, 'listen, we paid u for this song, so would u mind chilling out on the dank references. Know it is a big part of ur identity, but we are a mainstream brand, and want teens to vibe out to this music while they drink Mountain Dew.'

Wonder if the alien's 'miscellaneous groceries' are supposed to be 'beer' or if they are just 'bags of cheetos + funyons + lunchables.'

Does the alien seem 'more chill' than WAVVES?
Do u wish u could vibe out with MTV VJ John Norris?
Do u think he is a chill bro who will dank out with a buzzband?

Will WAVVES play on Fallon?
Is this the 'music video of the year' besides M.I.A.'s "Born Free"?
Would this music video have been more interesting if the CIA 'executed' the alien by shooting his ass in the head and making WAVVES run over a field of landmines?
Do u think Mountain Dew 'cramped' WAVVES' style by banning 'foreign substances' in the video, or do u think WAVVES's brand seems light-hearted + free-spirited?
Did WAVVES + Best Coast take 'dank' 2 far, ruining fan perception of them?

Wavves

Buzzband

WAVVES is a fuzzy buzzy buzzband that sings about aliens, marijuana and being a failure in life but laughing abt it because u r high.

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Nathan Williams

Alternative Celebrity

Nathan Williams is the frontman of the band WAVVES. He is in a serious relationship with Bethany Cosentino of Best Coast.

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Green Label Sound

Record Label, Meme

GLS is the record label of Mountain Dew. They pay a buzzband to write an MP3, then release it to blogs in order to get buzz.

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CAUGHT ON TAPE: Wavves smokes dank out of a Bud Light can. Should he have used a MTN DEW can?
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WAVVES is a popular fuzzy buzzy buzzband who is in a relationship with another female buzzband named Best Coast. It seems like their #1 common interest is 'smoking dank,' a popular recreational drug also commonly referred to as 'mary weed marijuana grass.' Recently, Best Coast did a video segment with Pitchfork Media dot com where she smoked tons of weed with an unidentified black man in what seemed to be some footage that was probably never supposed to reach consumers [link]. Now it seems like WAVVES is 'following in her footsteps' and doing some dank footage where he danks hard on tape. Not sure if this is some sort of 'underground paparazzi video' or if they willingly participated in these.

While Best Coast opted to 'roll joints' in her video, WAVVES decided to make a sweet bong out of a Bud Light can and use it 2 get 'lifted as fuck.'

Is this supposed to be some sort of 'viral marketing' for Bud Light? It seems like WAVVES is known for his collab with Mountain Dew, so if he is gonna be smoking dank out of a can, it 'better damn well' be MTN DEW. Wonder if the Green Label Sound representatives are 'pissed' that he didn't use their can, or 'elated' that he opted to use a different can. Like they have some sort of 'war room' monitoring internet buzz, and celebrated after they 'dodged this bullet.'

Are people from California 'more chill' about weed because they are gonna start dealing legally to save their dire economic situation?
Does n e 1 know how to make a bong out of a can?
Does WAVVES have weak bong making skills?
Does Mountain Dew get u high?
Is it a bad decision for any1 to do drugs / do drugs on camera?
If Nathan Williams ever applies for a job, will this video impede his ability to advance beyond 'the interview' phase?
Is it bad for your personal brand (famous, indie famous, or not famous) 2 be video taped doing drugs of any kind?
Does weed make u a 'more creative' artist, or does it just kinda dampen ur vibes?
Do artists who get 'record deals' from brands need to 'behave' and do a 'better job of managing their image', or should they just try to create controversial blog buzz 2 'maximize coverage'?

Wavves

Buzzband

WAVVES is a fuzzy buzzy buzzband that sings about aliens, marijuana and being a failure in life but laughing abt it because u r high.

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Nathan Williams

Alternative Celebrity

Nathan Williams is the frontman of the band WAVVES. He is in a serious relationship with Bethany Cosentino of Best Coast.

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Alt kitten smokes dank [via blazed owner]


I have always wondered what kind of animal I will be when I am reincarnated. I feel like there's a lot of chill animals out there, and you can live in a lot of cool places when ur an animal. Tons of flexibility, and u don't have to be 'employed.' U can be the king of the jungle, king of the sea, or even the king of the beach.

Feel like I would be a domesticated cat so my owner would 'love me' more than anything in the world. Preferably would like to live with some1 who has a spacious apartment. I would sorta become the owner's best friend, since they could just get blazed and watch me be a cat. They would 'marvel' at me. I feel sad for young people who live alone with their cats. They seem eager to 'turn their cat into a meme', attempting to convey their love for their cat on a universal level.

Hope this chill kitten doesn't have 2 take a drug test for work anytime soon. He seems 'mad blazed', like ready to walk into a Taco Bell at 2 a.m.

Have yall ever got ur dog/cat/bird high?

Is this 'animal cruelty'?
Should weed be legalized for pets?
Does the cat look chilled out?
Did Best Coast and WAVVES start the 'dank kitty' movement?
Do u just wanna get blazed and LOL @ LOLCATS?
Are people who live alone with cats usually 'mad depressed'?
Do u know any1 who smokes tons of weed and loves their cat(s)?

Some bro goes 2 jail for using craigslist 2 try to trade weed 4 an iPad


This is a picture of a chill ass bro who tried to use the popular website craigslist to connect with another human being who had an iPad. In exchange for the iPad, the bro was gonna give him seven grams of weed/dank/marijuana and his useless iPod touch. Anyways, some cops totes 'got the tip', probably while they were scanning craigslist to pick up escorts, and put this bro where he belongs--in the effing slammer, rotting away with every1 else who is a danger 2 society.

Seems like a chill bro, like he might have more dank on him. Wonder if he would expect u to smoke him out after u made the exchange.
Sorta seems like iPad + weed would be a chill combo, especially if u purchased some sweet games that really took advantage of the iPad's amazing interface.

A 20-year-old Arizona man was arrested by police Thursday after they responded to his ad on Craigslist offering an I-Pod and marijuana in exchange for an I-Pad.

Police say Jacob Walker posted an ad on the classifieds site with a headline that read,

“Wanted Ipad 32 GB read this!!!”

Damn. Hope the bro wanted a 3G iPad. Feel like he should only have to give up a few grams if it was only wifi enabled.

In case yall were wondering if it was 'dank'/'schwag' or premium weed, he described the weed in the post [via straight out of Cali]:

Inside the post he stated that he would exchange his I-Pod and seven grams of “Dank Blue Dream straight outta Cali” in exchange for Apple's widely popular product.

To ensure posters that he wasn't bluffing, Walker also included a picture of the I-Pod and the marijuana.

Police responded to the ad and undercover detectives arranged to meet Walker to exchange the items.

Wonder if the undercover cop was more than just 'an undercover man.' seems like he would have to be an undercover 'chill bro.'
There's nothing I h8 more than bros who are pretending to be chill, but then turn out to be 'cops' /'pigs.' Wish they'd just go chill on donuts or something [via police donut humor].

"Eff the police / government. "
-Rage Against the Machines

Wonder if I should just trade a bunch of dank for an iPad, then try to take my iPad DJing career 2 the next level.
Is California weed more likely to turn u into a buzzband [via Best Coast + WAVVES]?
Should marijuana be legalized in the USA?
Should marijuana be used as currency in the USA?
Should iPad for weed exchanges be legalized in the USA?
Should cops be banned from posing as 'chill bros' in order to send chill weed bros 2 jail?
HAve u ever had a sketchy craigslist interaction?
Is craigslist the best place to buy, sell, and barter marijuana?

VIDEO: WAVVES smokes dank with his bros, gets lifted
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WAVVES, aka Nathan Williams is a popular buzzband from 2k8. He has some new album coming out, and this video gives a 'behind the scenes' vibe of his transformation from a d.i.y. lofi recording bro to a 'studio bro', bringing his song ideas to life in the formal context of a studio. The video also shows the band 'getting effing high' every chance they got.

It seems like the recording process is mad chill. U basically go to a remote part of the country to throw down a sesh in some studio, but u basically just bring a brick of weed 2 smoke. Sorta jealous of WAVVES and his bros for getting to lay down jams, play bball, and smoke dank.

Do u think 'weed' helps WAVVES 2 be a better artist?
Do u want to be in a fuzzy buzzy band so u can just sing about surfing, California, handjobs, and fun?
Is 'recording' an album just a process of getting mad lifted every day?
Is it bad for WAVVES's brand 2 be such a dankhead, or does Mountain Dew want more bros who smoke dank to represent their brand?
Does n e 1 know what it is like to record an album? Can u record a successful album with a family pack of Capri Suns and a crate of Animal Crackers instead of relying on drugs?
If some1 uploads a picture of me smoking weed 2 facebook, can I go to jail?

VIDEO: 3 Blipsters get mad blazed and analyze AnCo’s “Brother Sport” music video
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In this exclusive video, three 'stoned out of they mind' blipsters huddle around a laptop computer and watch the "Brother Sport" video. Many bands and artists want to inspire relevant discussions, but sometimes the only thing that truly 'frees your mind' and helps you to 'truly analyze the society we are trapped in' is marijuana. Seems like these blipbros really 'brought 2gether the best of both worlds.'</embed>

Does Animal Collective make more sense when u r 'lifted'?
Was AnCo engineered for people who smoke 'wacky tobacky'?
Is Weed the official drug of AnCo, or is it LSD / acid / meow meow?

The blipsters begin to talk about their disenfranchisement with the scene. One claims that he wants to create art and poetry as opposed to 'going out to party' every weekend. He later claims that the Beatles are part of the Illuminati, part of some sort of worldwide conspiracy. Seems likely that he has 'proof' in some sort of youtube slideshow/website from 1993.

The sounds of Animal Collective's hit anthem "Brother Sport" clash violently with the NBA posters on the walls of this blipster's dorm room.

Can u connect with this meme? Have you ever 'got mad lifted' with ur bros, put on some AnCo, and talked about art, society, life, and any other modern buzztopic?
Do 'black people' 'get' Animal Collective?

Is "Brother Sport" a 'hipster street name" for weed? Like when you go to your alt drug dealer, can u ask him for some "Brother Sport"?
Will he give you 'premium weed' or 'dank schwag'?
Does this video represent 'wanting to do something more with ur life' but just sorta being a blazed bro who hands out with bros and watches things on screens, forming opinions on them, and ultimately living a 'dead end life' no matter how many relevant bands/videos/movies/memes u consume?
Do u wanna chill with these blipster bros?

Some bro smokes dank out of a red pepper at a major league baseball game.


Just read this CNN report about how a bro smoked weed at a major league baseball game. A new Stadium, Target Field, opened in Minnesota, and the bro wanted to be 'the first person to smoke weed' at Target field. Apparently, during the game, he hollowed out a red pepper, then 'smokes some hash.' Every1 around him was watching, and got 'pissed' because I think sporting events are usually marketed as 'family events.'

Then a security guard came and told him to 'chill out and stop smoking blow weed.'

The red pepper bro probably told him, 'Broski. I served in Iraq, killed some Arabs, and it is my right to enjoy America's National Past Time, and smoke some woobly McBoobly.'

Throughout the game this guy was telling people around him that he was going to be the first person to smoke weed at Target Field. I got up immediately with the intent of having security watch him take a hit. I approached security rather than the individual because I was fed up with his stupidity throughout the whole game. Security walked over to him with his smoking device in his hands and gave him a warning. HE DID NOT GET KICKED OUT! They did not even make him throw away his red pepper. The individual claimed it was "oregano".

Should I do drugs?
Should I do drugs in public?
Are red pepper pipes the future of bongs / pipes / MacGyver style weed smoking?

Is this bro the chillest bro on the planet, or just another 'pot head' who loves to 'get lifted'?
Always thought u had to be discreet when 'toking up' some 'funny grass', but I guess in the Obama era, we are free to smoke a lil bit of wacky tobacky where ever we want 2.
What is the kewlest street name for marijuana?
Should America legalize weed to pay for education + healthcare?
Where is the craziest place u've ever done drugs / got 'lifted'?