Yall probably remember my American Idol liveblog, where I watched AmIddy for the first time. There was a character on the show named Adam Lambert who ’seemed kinda ghey’ but no1 was really sure. There were moments during the season where he did ‘really gay stuff’ but no1 was allowed to say he was gay or else he wouldn’t get a record contract and Middle Americans/Christians are the only ppl who ‘buy CDs’/’songs off iTunes’ today. Not sure if Adam Lambert is ‘a huge coward’ for not ‘coming out.’ Maybe he didn’t see the movie MILK so he doesn’t understand what homosexuals have gone through. I feel like young people take ‘the gift of homosexuality’ for granted, and don’t realize that we basically live in utopia.

Anyways, he ‘apparently came out’ and is now ‘officially ghey.’ Not sure if the bro in the picture is his ‘lover’ or if it is just a big fan of Am Idol. Can’t believe his BF is ‘an altbro.’

Do yall think that mainstream celebs should be forced to tell the world their sexualities? Or only the ghey ones? I wish that there was some sort of celebrity trading card where u could get the stats on a famous person. Or maybe homosexuals could wear some sort of ’scarlet letter’ like eye liner, or bootcut jeans, or some other trend that u see in ur local homosexual circuit. Feel like they ‘wouldn’t mind.’

I am not sure if ‘being ghey’ is something that ur born with, or if it is a choice u make, or if it is ‘bad parenting.’ Probably ‘a lil bit of everything.’ I have heard that there is a problem in high schools where teenagers are ‘being gay’ just to rebel against their parents. Even though the kidz aren’t ‘actually gay’ they see ‘being a homosexual’ as ‘being an individual.’ Tweens apparently see ‘being gay’ as some sort of decision that means ur ‘more committed to ur individuality’ than ‘just wearing a Fall Out Boy t-shirt.’ Feel weird that tweens who are ‘not actually ghey’ might be performing some ‘very intense sexual acts.’ Worried.

Wish either ‘every1 was ghey’ or ‘every1 was straight’ and we didn’t have to deal with these issues. It makes more sense for ppl to all be ’straight’ so that the ‘human race’ can ‘live on.’ Might start experimenting though.

Do yall know any1 who is a homosexual? What are they like? Are they ‘just like us’ or do you have to ‘treat them differently’? Share your stories in the comments.

Photo via the cobrasnake

I remember the ‘glory days’ or HRO when ‘nothing mattered’ except for alternative n00ds, nip slips, and bloghouse mp3s. Feel like the ‘party’ has died, kind of like that time that disco died, and people said ‘disco sucks, yall.’ But then in 2k8, people started making disco again since the internet created enough niches for a disco tune to exist+be consumed.

But srsly yall… nip slips might still be better than ’seeing a whole tit’ because it leaves more 2 the imagination. like it is ‘boring’ when a girl puts out 2 fast, so u sort of need her to ‘hold out’ so you can get emotionally connected+obsessed with the eventual goal of ‘cumming on/in her.’ Then when it happens, u feel like life is meaningful, but eventually u ‘get tired of it’ and want some1 new.

Miss the search for the perfect alternative breasts.

Miss when altcelebs would ’show off their goods. Glad that the cobrabro is still willing to ‘be himself’ but wish more females would do the same.

Previous nipslip coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/tag/nip-slips

Do u have any altJew role models?

Max Fisher [via Jason Schwartzman]?

Chromeo Bro and A-trak?

Mark “The Cobra Guy” Hunter?

Or Natalie “From the Garden States of America” Portman?

Not sure how I feel about altJews. Need yall 2 comment so that I can ’steal an opinion’ from yall.
Are Jews the alt-est group of peoples on the planet?
Are Jews inherently alt/alt-er than all of us?

2k9: Finding out out that there are more ppl on this Earth than just whites, blacks, yellows, and browns–there are subgroups. (i have a G.E.D.–graduated early to get to design school).

Do yall think DJ AM is srsly ‘the chosen 1′?

Does n e 1 know if ‘we’ stole the concept of the ugly Christmas sweater from the mainstreamers? Don’t they have parties that they invite all of their facebook friends to with ‘Ugly Christmas sweater’ themes?
Do yall have n e lonely aunts without kids who would be willing 2 give me some of her old clothing that I could wear/start an eBay store with?

XX BONUS IMPORTANT QUESTION XX
Is this an Ugly Christmas sweater of just an ugly sweater? Or something that M.I.A. would ‘design’?

[TheCobrasnake Photography]
What are yall gonna wear this winter 2 keep warm?
Have yall heard of ’scarves’? Saw them in a maggyzine.

Every child on this planet should have the opportunity to wear a pair of Crocs. Crocs aren’t just for Americans, or white people, or rich people, or poor-Americans-being-helped-by-Rich-Americans. We should all be able to wear our favourite pair of Crocs 365.25 days per year.

There comes a time when every entity with a ‘public voice’ has to use their voice 4 good. I’m not sure what cause I’m going to rally around, but it will probably be something tangible/meaningful in my ‘personal life.’

I’m more worried about American problems than global problems. Stuff like ‘traffic’, ‘information overload’, ’slow internet connections’, and ‘establishing healthy relationships with my parents who don’t ‘get’ me.’ Maybe even depression. If I only had to read blogs my whole life instead of books, I probably wouldn’t even know what ‘Africa’ is.

Did u know that over 25% of Americans still use dial-up internet? We’re basically a 3rd world nation, yall :-(
Things will get better. I promise. Should I get an iPhone or a blackberry or wait for the gPhone?

More Africa Facebook Photo Album style Pixxx
http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/saveafrica/index.html

Mark Hunter: The Alternative Bill Gates?
Mark Hunter: The AltGandhiLama?

xx BONUS PILE OF CROCS xx

I just wanted to know what happened to stuff from the past. Some of the stuff we should miss. Some of the stuff we shouldn’t miss 2 much.

WHATEVER HAPPENED 2:

The band that dressed up in suits (the Interpolice)

The Zany Female Jewish Comedian

The Postal Services

Uffie 1.0

Girls who were attracted to Jared Leto’s personal brand

The guy who played ‘The Terminating”

Mark Hunter, Photographer for thecobrasnake.com, before he ‘changed’

Conan O’Brien style humor

The song with the whistling about not caring about young people

What happened 2 the days when we used 2 all get along and only care about partying 4 the sake of partying? Back before money, reputation, and personal brands were on the line. Will things ever be authentic again?

The guy from the band ZanyTown (Crazie)

The nice guy from Friends

The Fat guy from SNL who was on drugs

The modern philosopher/minimalist web designer/human internet meme, Jakob Loadwick

The Flight of the Quirk-chords

Girls with personal brands that emulated Lisa Loeb

The sillie bass player from The Fred Durst Band (FDB)

People who go to music festivals 2 see Jack Johnson

SRSLY yall…what ever happened 2 all of this stuff?
Is society getting better or worse?
Does the internet make things less meaningful?

[The Selbie]