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What are the perks of being in a relevant buzzband? What are the pitfalls of being in a relevant buzzband?

I just watched this new video made by the Washed Out Bro (aka Ernest Greene). In the video, he showcases HD video footage of his honeymoon, featuring his newly acquired wife, on their vacation to some exotic location. You can see the beautiful images while listening to a promotional chillwave track. Juxtaposing [...]

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Did Jason Schwartzman ‘let u down’ by ‘marrying a regular person’ instead of an ‘it girl’?

I recently read that Jason Schwartzman got married to a ‘regular person’ named the Brady Cunningham. I am not sure how to feel. I don’t really feel that Jason Schwartzman is a ‘real person.’ I often pretend that he is the characterBros that he plays in movies, as if he is no [...]

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White People Must go to Extremes to make a Life Event ’seem meaningful.’

Life is very hard for most white people, because they are ’so ordinary.’ Their expectations of ‘how things should feel’ are constructed by watching 80s, 90s, and 00s cinema. Mainly movies like bromances, romantic comedies, comedies, and miscellaneous ‘bad ass movies.’ They just need life to ’seem like a movie’ or something. [...]

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