Tag Archives: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

High Level Alt Couples who look more interesting than they actually are.

It’s weird when u see an altbag couple who seem like ‘they are interesting’ and ‘in touch with the core values of being alt.’ But then u kinda find out that they are ‘rich kids who have been in a relationship since high school’ and they ‘aren’t as interesting as they look.’ They [...]

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Does n e 1 know if this is a ‘got milk’ ad or a real movie?

Yall. I’ve heard of this new liberal movie about a time where things weren’t so free-spirited. I think I’m supposed 2 see it bc it will mean that I am an informed/tolerant/historically-aware person. Kinda excited 2 see Sean Penn. Heard he gives a great performance of ‘pretending to be an authentic [...]

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The Olsen Twins Have Lived Meaningful Lives BC they chose to be ‘alt’ instead of ‘mainstream’

I was reading PEDESTRIAN.TV, and I saw that the Olsen twins are about to publish a meaningful scrapbook:
The latest venture being a coffee table book titled “Influence” which seeks to share the Olsen’s own pop culture influences (everyone from Terry Richardson, Karl Lagerfeld and Radiohead).
I rlly need 2 start to think about which pop [...]

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Has sleeping over at ur boyfriend’s house Gone Mainstream?

“Peace, yall!” -Mary Kate/Ashley Olsen (not sure which is which)I remember when no1 was sleeping over at their boyfriend’s house, and then the mainstream-alt mainstreamers found out about it, and got into mini-relationships, and then girls started wearing their boyfriend’s oversized apparel. I h8 how the best trends are ’stolen’ from ‘us.’ Totes [...]

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