Letter from an HRO reader:
I was a mainstream mainstreamer with migraines before dr. cohen prescribed me MaxAlt. Now i could be Steve Aoki's twin. I'm so alt that I forgot 2 blog about it!
Thanks Max Alt!

Don't just put unknown substances in your body to feel better abt urself/escape from 'reality.' Live life. Be yourself.

SIDE EFFECTS: Drowsiness, dizziness, dry mouth, nausea, or headache may occur. If these effects persist or worsen, notify your doctor promptly. Unlikely but report promptly: mental/mood changes, chest pain, neck/jaw discomfort. U myte go through a phase where u think bangers r kewl. Very unlikely but report promptly: irregular or fast heartbeat, unusual weakness, vision changes, cold/tingling/numb hands or feet, stomach pain, bloody diarrhea, fainting or unsteadiness. Affinity towards authentic disco. An allergic reaction to this drug is unlikely, but seek immediate medical attention if it occurs. Urine/skin might turn neon. Symptoms of an allergic reaction include: rash, itching, swelling, severe dizziness, trouble breathing. You will have the runs kind of like after u eat a gallon of Pink Berry. Eye soreness from reading 2 many FGGT blogs. If you notice other effects not listed above, contact your doctor or pharmacist. Loss of free will (cannot choose.your.own.adventure).
I wonder if there r n e side FX that mainstream doctors can't even identify bc they don't know what 'blog house' is.
ne ways..
G2G buy some MAXALT to sell to the booming mainstream alt tween market in Southern California. I heard they are replacing the 'pretending to be surfer' tween demographic.