[MP3]
Metric – Help I’m Alive (The Twelves Remix)

Grade: 5.88 out of 10 runoffs
Review: I remember how I always thought that the MSTRKRFT remix of Metric’s “Monster Hospital” was better than ‘regular Metric.’ Haven’t heard the original version of this song, but I might avoid it 4ever. I think that Metric has a new album out. Not even sure if this is a ‘review.’ Just posting some [HIGHLY BLOGGABLE] electro. Feel like this is a song that I will ‘enjoy’ for the next several years.

I think this is my list of favourite Broken Social Scene sub-bands:
1. The Feists
2. The Kevin Drews
3. Metric
4. Stars

Remember when Canada first invaded indie rock?
Wonder if The Twelves are the most underrated ‘electro act’ on the planet right now. Feel like they might be a better Brazilian band than CSS, but maybe not as marketable. Not sure. Hope the Brazilian economy is okay. Saw a movie about that place called ‘City of God’ and made me want 2 stay in America 4ever.

Myspaces
http://www.myspace.com/metric
http://www.myspace.com/thetwelves

Remember when ‘remixes’ didn’t even really ‘exist’ yet and there were only a few ‘good ones’?

miss u

At the 4:20 mark in the video, the MSTRKRFT bros start talking about remixes, and go pretty in depth into their remixable criteria manifesto.

Do you enjoy MSTRKRFT Remixes? I’ve read a few HRO comments about songs or the way people look that say “I think this would be better if MSTRKRFT remixed it.” Do you buy into the theory that MSTRKRFT can fix any thing?

I’ve never been particularly into their originals, but I think they are probably pretty socially relevant in terms of ‘being a 2 man electro act that was a pioneer in learning how to capture the hearts of Generation Y clubgoers.’ When it comes to modern indie music, I think they might be one of the band/producers most responsible for ‘Americanizing’ the current state of electro-club-dance stuff.

Whenever I hear a MSTRKRFT songs, I end up somewhere within this range of conclusions:
BAD CONCLUSION: “Why do people like MSTRKRFT so much?”
OKAY CONCLUSION: “I don’t ‘get’ this, but it’s probably really good if I knew a lot about the history of electronic music.”
GOOD CONCLUSION: “This is pretty good.”

How to you feel about MSTRKRFT’s body of remix work. Do u wish they stuck to remixing lesser-known bands like Metric or New Young Pony Club? Or do you like this new phase where they are remixing Usher, Jesse McCartney, and who knows who else within the next 2 years? As alternative markets continue to transition into mainstream markets, MSTRKRFT could continue to be a critical intermediary between both worlds.

If some1 could remix your life, who would it be?

[MP3]
Usher – Love In This Club (MSTRKRFT Remix) [Link Removed Due to Copyright Violations]
Metric Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT Remix)

Stream multiple MSTRKRFT RMXs

Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/mstrkrft

xx BONUS CONSUMER SURVEY xx

Is the MSTRKRFT shoe the best product ever created by a band, musician, or general alternative celebrity?

At the 4:20 mark in the video, the MSTRKRFT bros start talking about remixes, and go pretty in depth into their remixable criteria manifesto.

Do you enjoy MSTRKRFT Remixes? I’ve read a few HRO comments about songs or the way people look that say “I think this would be better if MSTRKRFT remixed it.” Do you buy into the theory that MSTRKRFT can fix any thing?

I’ve never been particularly into their originals, but I think they are probably pretty socially relevant in terms of ‘being a 2 man electro act that was a pioneer in learning how to capture the hearts of Generation Y clubgoers.’ When it comes to modern indie music, I think they might be one of the band/producers most responsible for ‘Americanizing’ the current state of electro-club-dance stuff.

Whenever I hear a MSTRKRFT songs, I end up somewhere within this range of conclusions:
BAD CONCLUSION: “Why do people like MSTRKRFT so much?”
OKAY CONCLUSION: “I don’t ‘get’ this, but it’s probably really good if I knew a lot about the history of electronic music.”
GOOD CONCLUSION: “This is pretty good.”

How to you feel about MSTRKRFT’s body of remix work. Do u wish they stuck to remixing lesser-known bands like Metric or New Young Pony Club? Or do you like this new phase where they are remixing Usher, Jesse McCartney, and who knows who else within the next 2 years? As alternative markets continue to transition into mainstream markets, MSTRKRFT could continue to be a critical intermediary between both worlds.

If some1 could remix your life, who would it be?

[MP3]
Usher – Love In This Club (MSTRKRFT Remix) [Link Removed Due to Copyright Violations]
Metric Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT Remix)

Stream multiple MSTRKRFT RMXs

Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/mstrkrft

xx BONUS CONSUMER SURVEY xx

Is the MSTRKRFT shoe the best product ever created by a band, musician, or general alternative celebrity?

Meg White Sex Tape
Meg White Sex Tape
Meg White Sex Tape

(PRETTY GRAPHIC) in terms of non-porn stars being filmed having conventional sex.

I wonder what other sex tapes would be big?
Feist sex tape? Annie sex tape? Girl from the New Young Pony Club sex tape?
Uffie sex tape? Smoosh sex tape? Bat for Lashes sex tape?
Jenny Lewis sex tape? Metric sex tape? Broken Social Scene Orgy tape?
Dan Deacon creepy sex tape? Interpol jerk off video?
Polyphonic Spree Smut film?

COMMENT WITH WHAT INDIE SEX TAPE YOU’D WANT TO SEE!
I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what comes next.
LIKE IT’S EVEN REAL.
I HATE THE INTERNET!