Tag Archives: Mexi Alts

What type of band r these bros in? [NEW HRO GIMMICK]

Whenever I see a group of 2 or more alternative ppl with strong personal brands, I often ask myself, “What type of music would these ppl play if they were in a band 2gthr?” I am never sure if they are actually in a band, or if they even know how to play an [...]

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Part of the Altino Nvr Dies

I am an altino. My personal brand has been constructed from a murky adolescence. I had no admirable male figure in my life, leading me to who I am today. My life is a series of symbols [via tat + jacket patch] which I don’t completely understand. I am not sure [...]

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All I ever wanted was a MexicAlt With a Progressive Pokemon Haircut

Whenever I see a MexiAlt, it makes me wish I lived a simple life. A life where I only watched MTV, listened to power pop/weirdo mainstream FallOutBoy type of stuff with electrobeats, and I was on myspace on my sidekick 68% of the day. I could settle down with a keut Mexicalt girl with [...]

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Is it 2 early 2 start thinking abt what I want 4 Xmas?

Yall.  Xmas is just around the corner.  Let’s start thinking about what we’re gonna ask our cool moms & free-spirited dads 4 4 Christmas/Chaunnykah/TheKwanzaa.org.

Should I ask for a Members Only jacket and a Slutty MexiMAltstreamer? Do they sell humans on ebay/craigsZanyList yet?
Disney Star OR Just Another Mexi Who Walks Into a Tacky Store At [...]

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