I just want to accurately represent my personal brand based on solid consumer choices. I want to make sure people know that I am tech-savvy, but I can still appreciate ‘the small, quirky stuff about life.’ S0 tough to be a consumer in our modern world with s0 many choices, yall…

Should I buy this mp3 player that is shaped kinda like that Chinese Sports Arena Stadium called ‘the place where the birds live’?

Architecture is so zany these days, yall. R.I.P. Frank Lloyd Wright (miss u s0 bad)

I need a new computer since I have over 1,000,000 GB of mp3s of underground electro/fidget-core/meaningful-core/Iranian-Power-Pop and traditional French House music.

Whenever u buy a computer, it’s important to assess your basic computing needs. My basic needs for my computer are as follows:

• wireless internet anywhere in the world
• ability to use facebook/myspace
• ability to upload pix to fb and myspace
• ability to take pix of myself while I am on the computer & put zany effects on the pic
• ability to watch youtubes
• ability to spend late night hours having meaningful chat convos with close friends
• has to look kinda kute

Should I buy this new Dell that appeals to mainstream free spirited alts that are ‘afraid of having to learn how 2 use a Mac’?

Or should I buy the new Mac that is supposed to be better than the iPhone.

Is it alt to buy a desktop computer and pretend it is portable, so when u go into a coffee shop, u can just plug it in and pretend that u r a normal bro.

I kinda wanted to buy a DVD…
should I buy a movie that helps me deal with teen issues regarding faith, society, organized religion, ‘fitting in’, being disabled, and teen pregnancy?

“I’m smart. I see the real world. I h8 mainstreamers who go 2 a weekly Teen Bible Study that incorporates current day teen issues.” – a teen atheist

I love the genre of movies that are written by old people who have the mindset of a progressive high schooler. (the JUNO theory?)

Does Zach Braff have the mindset of a Progressive High Schooler? How did Progressive High Schoolers take over the mainstream ‘authenticity’ perception market from 2k0-2k6? I feel like the ‘respected’ Hollywood celebs are always those who have the mindset/outlook of a Progressive High Schooler

(I know what yall are asking…is Macaulay Culkin alt? I don’t know the answers to everything, yall)

Should I buy an alternative watch without numbers to show how quirky I am?

I’ve always wanted to leave my home in suburbia and live a free-spirited intellectual lifestyle in France. Should I just buy a Dell Desktop computer and get this keyboard baguette wrist cushion instead?

I read in a wikipedia entry that in France, they don’t use traditional ‘money’, they just exchange liberal ideas & musings on life+society. (sounds like a terrible place 2 me)

n e ways…
I have always wondered what it would be like to be a Father-Who-Doesn’t-Have-An-Authentic-Connection-With-His-Son. It seems like the only bond they know how to share without getting vulnerable is sports.

If I were a Father who ‘didn’t know how to show my son the love I had for him but just ended up talking about sports all of the time’, I would consider getting him this memorable box of cereal.

If you were Michael Phelps and turned down Wheaties, you would have picked the following cereal:
a) Cinnamon toast Crunch
b) Cookie Crisp
c) Rice Krispies
d) Cocoa Krisps
e) Fruity Pebbies
f) LIFE
g) Golden Grahams
h) Corn Pops
i) Smacks
j) Kashi Go Lean Crunch
k) Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup cereal
l) The cereal in bags for poor people/minorities/white trash
m) Clusters
n) Honey Bunches of Oats
o) Cocoa Pebbliers
p) Honey Comb
q) Apple Jacks
r) Raisin Bran Crunch
s) Cheerios
t) Chex
u) Crispix
v) Doesn’t eat cereal–only pop tarts
w) parents didn’t love me so I never had breakfast–i had acne and ate hotpockets
x) McGriddles
y) Chili’s Breakfast
z) Alphabits
aa) I have diabetes from eating cereal every day of my life
bb) KIX
cc) TRIX
dd) CHOOSE . YOUR. OWN. RESPONSE

S0 MANY CHOICES….

what’s ur fave cereal?
Remember the mid90s marketing campaign to try to convince people that cereal in bags didn’t taste like cardboard?

[birdnest via idolator]
[watch & baguette via swissmiss]