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I am going to throw away my iPod // Microsoft is conceptual authentic alt
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I am going to throw away my iPod because this Microsoft Zune ad appeals to me.
The main reason this commercial appeals to me is bc of
a) the Digitalism Shinichi Osawa rmx in the background
b) I love to squirt stuff out of my butt
c) 2 many entry level alts bought macbooks
d) the new macbooks don't even look that g00d
e) Microsoft hired the same people who made the Diesel XXX 'SFW Porn' ads in an attempt 2 go mega viral
f) I luv fat hairy bears
g) I h8 Girl Talk
h) Bill Gates paid for my college bc I am from the 3rd World and have a disease
i) I have a coolhunting/trendspotting blog that hosts Microsoft ads
j) Part of the Viral nvr dies
k) I go to art school, and my professor doesn't 'get' me bc he says I am just trying 2 b quirky cuz I am a projectile poo+paint artist
l) choose.your.own.response

UR A MAC
AND I SHOOT STUFF OUT OF MY BUTT/AM AN ARTIST

In the middle of the PC vs Mac war, will Mac respond by making a viral snuff film? Love ya Steve Jobs! Just tryin 2 help u find a way to market 2 trendsetting audiences.

Am I still edgy if I post the Diesel SFW Porn vid even though it's 100 blog years old?
After a meme 'goes viral', don't u feel a lil sad that it didn't 'live 4ever.'

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When r designers going 2 create sustainable memes?

THERE'S MORE 2 LIFE THAN GOING VIRAL /////////////
(Barry Obama will learn this soon.)

Is Sufjan Stevens beautiful on the inside and out? [Man Crushin]


Yall. I remember a year or two ago when girls thought Sufjan Stevens songs made their lives' more meaningful. That was back when every1 was an 'entry level alt' because the essence of alt wasn't very definitive. Back then, experimenting with altdom was like a blind person trying to feel his way through a busy city. No1 was really willing to accept that they were searching for 'an authentic way of life'/didn't know how to accept that. Glad it's finally 2k8.75,yall.

I know that I 'crush' on a lot of female alt celebs, so I just wanted to know if Sufjan is hot/authentic. When he made the theme song for Little Miss Sunshine about traveling 2 Chicago, it was like he was the best thing since Ratatat. But now his personal brand might have gotten 'a little bit too meaningful' so he has kinda isolated the 'trendy' demographic, which I take kinda personally.

Did yall listen to Sufjan b4 u started listening 2 electroblogcore?

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BUT SRSLY... What's up with the new Microsoft ads about being proud of being a PC? Can 1 marketing campaign really re-invent the personal brands of millions of people?

Can u believe they put GREG GILLIS, aka GIRL TALK into their ad campaign?
I just bought a new Macbook AirPro lappy, so I hope PCs don't 'come back' just because my fave mashup DJ likes to play Solitaire on his PC lappy. I'm looking forward to 5 years into the future when GregGilly has secured his place as 'go-to altCelebrity for mainstream companies who want to reach moderatelyAlt kids.'

s0 worried abt my personal brand when I sit in coffee shops and pretend 2 b 'busy'/looking at interesting content.

Shins Business Decisions

Check out this ZUNE COMMERCIAL with The Shins. (In case you didn't know, the Zune is Microsoft's version of the iPod. Don't feel unhip if you don't know about it. If one of your friends has one, it's probably because it came for free with a Dell laptop or something).
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Do you think the Shin's Manager/Label should have let them be associated with the Zune? In a world where iTunes downloads are more important than radio plays (at least in markets that aren't filled with degenerates), it's interesting to see that the Shins are chilling in a ZUNE commercial, as opposed to be featured in an AD like this:

Also factor in the whole 'Feist' iPod Nano phenomenon, and it's fair to say that Apple has done a pretty decent job of letting mainstreamers know what should be on their iPod.

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Rape Gaze band Crystal Castles utilized in BING Commercial
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I just watched this commercial for BING on television that really appealed to me because I am a young 18-29-year-old-something, and I love listening to kewl music and going to music festivals. I basically only use the internet for social networking, pornography, and finding buzzbands. Anyways, it seems like this commercial wants me to use BING instead of reading blogs, the hypemachine, or any other music service on the internet.

Seems like a bunch of 'relevant buzzwords/events' were utilized in this commercial. "ACL." "Crystal Castles." "Buzzbands." "Austin." "Music Festivals." "High Resolution concert photography."

Sorta wonder if I should start using bing. If they are down with rape gaze bands like Crystal Castles, they are probs chill with me. Not sure what kind of music Google vibes too, but would have to guess "a little bit of everything."

Jesus. Just watched this other commercial that utilizes failed viral buzzband OKGO. It seems like 2 entry level losers are 'browsing the net' to find out about their fave buzzband. Sorta feel 'lame' knowing that this is the user experience that ppl get with bands these days. Wish there was a more authentic way to find + discover music on the internet.

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Should I start using BING?
Is BING more powerful than Google?
Do yall <3/h8 Microsoft?
Do u hope Apple starts a chill ass search engine?
Are people who don't use Google 'living in an altered zone of reality'?
Do commercials that utilize buzzbands appeal 2 u?
Is Microsoft 'crushing it'?
Should they hire Mark Zuckerbro to build them a Social_Network?
Should they hire Steve Jobs to build them a Zune_Pod?
Should they hire Sergei Brin 2 build them a Google toolbar?
Do u have a Windows compy that searches with Bing?
Is Crystal Castles a rape gaze band?