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Vampire Weekend was the HUGE indie winner of the Super Bowl commercial war (6 comments) |
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LANAMANIA hits Los Angeles, frenzied fans begin sobbing in Lana Del Rey's presence (16 comments) |
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"BUZZ BANDS" was a category on Jeopardy. Have BUZZ BANDS crossed over 2 the mnstrm? (11 comments) |
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Pitchfork cyberbullies & slutshames Best Coast, calls her an 'inauthentic two-timing sell out panderer' (10 comments) |
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Introducing PRAYER WATCH 2K12 A CandleLight Vigil 4 Carles #pray4carles (22 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey wears baseball cap, looks TOTALLY EFFING keut (7 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey responds to hateful critics by purchasing major takeover ads on indie websites (9 comments) |
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Lance Armstrong supports Bon Iver against Carles & other anonymous cowards (33 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey sells MAD albums, is officially RICH, FAMOUS, and SUCCESSFUL (11 comments) |
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Bon Iver Vs. Carles: Who stands in solidarity with the Corrupt Indie Machine? (5 comments) |
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Did u see Madonna's wardrobe malfunction pussy lip slip at the Super Bowl? (125 comments) |
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Skrillex spotted bronoodling with nostalgic human meme Mr. Belding in relevant VIP section (3 comments) |
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Was M.I.A.'s Super Bowl flip off the first shameless slutwave marketing act in the post-LDR era? (26 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey Album Sales: 'Born to Die' projected to sell ~60k copies, will land at #2 (12 comments) |
Yall. i'm at chili's. i like it a lot. Should I stay here eating all day and bcome a 'rlly fat guy' who turns into an internet meme? My whoel goal in life is 2 bcome 'famous on the internet."
do u think some1 will still love me enough to marry me? Do u know if there is a trucking service that specializes in transporting fat people to and from gimmicky chain restaurants?
Just wanna get my grub on.
might bcome a fatBro for xmas. not sure. let me know if I should stay at Chili's.
Probably gonna order a couple of molten chocolate cakes and pour ranch dressing on them.
remember when s00 random quirky alts used to do Mike Myers/Jim Carey impressions?
'get in my belly' - quirkyAlt after seeing the Austin PowerMovie
when u sniff kokaine, does it go into your stomach? is that why it makes u skinny?
Yall. I was watching PitchforkTelevision/CurrentTV/VBS/yewtewb, and I saw this ad that was encouraging alternative males to give their lives' for the electro War. Are yall gonna enlist?
"I Thank God I'm a Soldier"
I'm not sure if I agree with the way that this advertisement glorifies WAR. The ElectroWar is not going to be fun, games, and tecktonic dancing. People are gonna die. When it's all said and done, most of the world will be iPodless.
I wish people could see that ElectroWar soldiers are often unfortunate upper middle class males who will not be able to fulfill their parents expectations. After brief stints at art colleges, most electroWar soldiers are just searching for meaning by staring at death in the eye. They are victims of class, yall. Kinda like how poor minorities have 2 go 2 Iraq/Afghanny since they dropped out of HS but still want to learn technical computer skills and be in bad ass commercials with jets and cool stuff like weapons.
